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tical · 10-28-2004, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by minimouse
Last time I checked I had tits and a pussy and I gave birth to my first son 3 weeks ago...

so what makes you so sure I'm a guy?

Ah, now you're a used up, stretch mark infested fatty with loose skin that "metrosexuals" wouldn't bother talking to.

No wonder you hate them!

I'm sure the plethora of dingy blue collar budweiser swiggin' butterballs are ready for ya!

minimouse · 10-28-2004, 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by tical
Ah, now you're a used up, stretch mark infested fatty with loose skin that "metrosexuals" wouldn't bother talking to.

No wonder you hate them!

I'm sure the plethora of dingy blue collar budweiser swiggin' butterballs are ready for ya!

Hehehe my guess is you don't have kids..
I never for once said I hate metro, the point for the thread was to piss off Persius.

now wtf do you want?

tical · 10-28-2004, 03:06 AM

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Originally posted by minimouse
Hehehe my guess is you don't have kids..
I never for once said I hate metro, the point for the thread was to piss off Persius.

now wtf do you want?

To have sex with you

Dagwolf · 10-28-2004, 03:11 AM

Metrosexuals, schmetrosexuals.

I'm a TOONOSEXUAL!

minimouse · 10-28-2004, 03:12 AM

Tical Get a life.
Stop messing with my sig!

Persius · 10-28-2004, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by minimouse
Hehehe my guess is you don't have kids..
I never for once said I hate metro, the point for the thread was to piss off Persius.

now wtf do you want?

lol u bastard!! :p

Project-Shadow · 10-28-2004, 09:13 AM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf

Metrosexuals, schmetrosexuals.

I'm a TOONOSEXUAL!

Amen.

Persius · 10-28-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by minimouse
Tical Get a life.
Stop messing with my sig!

your sig is tight tho i have to admit :D

Raf1 · 10-28-2004, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by mal
metrosexuals are 1 beer away from taking a dick up the ass.

half of them are trying to hide the fact that they are gay, by calling themselves "metrosexual". From my experience, the ones that aren't gay are the type that buy a chick drinks all night and watch me take her home when she gets horny

honeyhot · 10-28-2004, 02:06 PM

WTF is metrosexual????????????????????????????

Skillz Unlimited · 10-28-2004, 03:09 PM

Yeah I dont understand why men who like to take care of themselves have to be put into a category. I keep my hair on point - keep my clothes looking hot from head to toe - I get my nails done (mainly cause i have no time and if i did not i would have crazy ingrowns) what's worng with that? All of a sudden I am suspect? I think not. I am very comfotable with my sexuality and any all of you finger pointing guys, give me one night with your woman in the bedroom and I bet she'll never come back. Now the pink shirts I agree, that's just fuckin gay but making sure you smell nice look nice and stay fresh is ok wit me. I've noticed that my boys (who all stay up on their game like myself) get more pussy than say they next cat feels he needs to go the extramile to stay rough and tough. I dont need to do all that cause guess what, right there hidden in my closet along with my nice shirts and nice shoes is my nice gun. The gun is bi-sexual and comfortable with it, he'll give it to men or women. So all you rough and tough guys come holla at ya boy and we'll see who bitch.

lesbodojo · 10-28-2004, 03:35 PM

Metrosexual isn't gay, it's just a cleaner look. Wait...I can't talk, because I'm a lesbian.

Evermind. Metrosexual=pretty gay

the indigo · 10-28-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
fucking retarded. Okay, sure, it's FINE to take "care" of yourself - but there is a line, and when that line is crossed - you become metrosexual - which imo - is absurd.

i don't know where the rest of you new age assholes have been, but it's only the women who are allowed to be obsessed about their appearence. perhaps this bullshit is a direct cause of the increasing supply of estrogen in the water we drink. it's making more n' more males faggier damnit.

a fucking pretty watch and a slick hair do with a pink armani shirt ain't gonna get you very far - aside from a quick lay with a dirty whore who probably has an STD. wow, what a FIND!!!

the only thing you should rely on appearence-wise is to be dressed reasonably nice (not to the extent at which it looks as though you place all of your hope on scoring through your clothing), to have hair that doesn't look like it was ran through a lawn mower, nice teeth, nice physique, n' that's IT.

the rest is up to your personality, which is what a lot of you fucking assholes lack. all these metrosexuals are a bunch of shallow fucktards - the male version of a hollywood blonde.

Exactly.

There's a fucking line between taking care of yourself and using cream or going shopping on a sunny day when other guys are playing football.

the indigo · 10-28-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Persius
hmm.. lmao

i have to prove my metroness? lol

I use Palmade/products in my hair
I own Designer Boxers
All my Jeans are low rise
I usually cant leave the house without product in my hair dont feel right..

or i can wear my hats/beenies

eating healthy is always a must!
i go to a stylist for a hair cut

should i go on...?

You are gay. Oh sorry, metrosexual.

Actually, the word 'metrosexual' is pretty simple: It's a straight guy acting like a guy man.

Or a gay man that is heterosexual, whichever you prefer.

Halcyon · 10-28-2004, 04:53 PM

Labels are lame.

Do what you want.

Fuck who you want.

Groom what you want.

Wear what you want.

etc.

bluedevil · 10-28-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by minimouse
Don't hide behind new words! metrosexual is all gay in anyway you look at it.

yea, whats wrong with having nice clothes?

metrosexuals get the best pussy

the indigo · 10-28-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by tical
Every single one of the people that complain about metrosexuals is obviously very insecure about their own sexuality.

Who cares if someone likes to buy nice clothes? It's gay? These guys ("metros") probably get more QUALITY (keyword here) ass in a month than any of you scraggly retards could get in a year.

Here's how I see it. All of you guys complaining are either:

A. Fat
B. Ugly
C. Poor

Because I guarantee you if you looked even semi attractive, had any style and maybe just a few male hormones left in your body you would try to look your best whenever possible.

Why? Because...

PUSSY IS OUT THERE! ITS UP TO THE GOOD LOOKING, WELL GROOMED GUYS TO GET IT!

The rest of you can have the pigs. What do you expect when "being a man" consists of getting up in the morning, maybe showering and throwing on the same rags you've been wearing for 3 years (oh yeah, but they're clean!) and the filthiest pair of $30 shoes that a homeless person wouldn't even thank you for if you wrapped them up and paid him to take.

SLobs.

Who is insecure? The guy that absolutely need to be perfect looking to leave the home or the one who don't give a fuck?

I wonder...

bluedevil · 10-28-2004, 04:55 PM

the indigo · 10-28-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Skillz Unlimited
Yeah I dont understand why men who like to take care of themselves have to be put into a category. I keep my hair on point - keep my clothes looking hot from head to toe - I get my nails done (mainly cause i have no time and if i did not i would have crazy ingrowns) what's worng with that? All of a sudden I am suspect? I think not. I am very comfotable with my sexuality and any all of you finger pointing guys, give me one night with your woman in the bedroom and I bet she'll never come back. Now the pink shirts I agree, that's just fuckin gay but making sure you smell nice look nice and stay fresh is ok wit me. I've noticed that my boys (who all stay up on their game like myself) get more pussy than say they next cat feels he needs to go the extramile to stay rough and tough. I dont need to do all that cause guess what, right there hidden in my closet along with my nice shirts and nice shoes is my nice gun. The gun is bi-sexual and comfortable with it, he'll give it to men or women. So all you rough and tough guys come holla at ya boy and we'll see who bitch.

Obviously you are not metrosexual.

Persius · 10-28-2004, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by bluedevil

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Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	Yeah I dont understand why men who like to take care of themselves have to be put into a category. I keep my hair on point - keep my clothes looking hot from head to toe - I get my nails done (mainly cause i have no time and if i did not i would have crazy ingrowns) what's worng with that? All of a sudden I am suspect? I think not. I am very comfotable with my sexuality and any all of you finger pointing guys, give me one night with your woman in the bedroom and I bet she'll never come back. Now the pink shirts I agree, that's just fuckin gay but making sure you smell nice look nice and stay fresh is ok wit me. I've noticed that my boys (who all stay up on their game like myself) get more pussy than say they next cat feels he needs to go the extramile to stay rough and tough. I dont need to do all that cause guess what, right there hidden in my closet along with my nice shirts and nice shoes is my nice gun. The gun is bi-sexual and comfortable with it, he'll give it to men or women. So all you rough and tough guys come holla at ya boy and we'll see who bitch. Last edited by Skillz Unlimited; 10-28-2004 at 03:11 PM..

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