Keep trading stocks and leave the fighting to people who have fought. :2 cents:

This is exactly what I love about grappling. All the street fighters / boxers think it looks so weak when in real life that guy would have broken every limb of your body had you really tried to fight him. You may be a bad ass against the casual idiot on the street but don't think that "sissy" style is nothing. My money would be on the grappler in ANY fight.

I've been in fights if you want to call them that. More like embarassing the hell out of the "stomp your ass crew" without so much as hurting a hair on their head. I hope you run into a grappler one day so you can learn first hand what the big deal is about the art.

ahhhhh

another thread where webmasters tout their FIGHTING skills


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Your sales rep has plenty where he touts his mouth. ;)

My keyboard can kick your keyboard's ass!

BRING IT ON!!!!

This guy did not use and grappleing skills from what i seen . just a straight up street fight thats all it was.

:1orglaugh

go vote or something.

Where the fuck do you see any grappling??? God damn man, if you think any of that fucking fight was organized you need to REALLY get the fuck out of anything fight related. As said in my original post in this thread, both these pussy's are pussy's. This shit should have been over in less than 15 seconds, what the fuck are you talking about? Do you grapple? Have you ever grappled? Let me tell you something non-fucking clue hole. 10-15 seconds or less.... That's how much fuckin time you have in a fight. On the beach, in the alley, in the ocean, don't fucking matter. Graplle my asshole, this was a pussy bitch fight. Fuck, the dude on top made very few contact hits that did any damage. Have you ever been in a fight? I mean other than when you got picked on in grade and high school?

Well, have you? Obviously fucking not.

The story behind the beating:

http://www.fluidzone.com/pages/?page...6&wordsID=1138

Oooooooooooooooooooooo have I got a good one for you today. Today the Rockstar Supertour went under way. Waves started off at 4-6ft with sick pits to be had at backdoor and Pipe. Well the second heat paddled out to an intruder from California. This barn dog of a surfer paddled out to backdoor pipe and thought its cool I can just burn the body boarders in their contest area. Well after 4 stern warnings from the Hawaii Water Patrol (these are big scary guys who would intimidate anyone) Kainoa Mcgee decided to paddle out and remove him from the line up. At this stage you would have thought I don't want to die so I will get out.

After Kainoa asked him to kindly get out the water, he supposedly told Kainoa to get f@#$%! And as Kainoa paddled toward him the surfer swings and connects him on the side of his head hard. So Kainoa losses it and starts laying into him about 8 shots to the mouth. A wave came and forced the surfer in but he hadn't got the hint so he paddled out again only to get another shot to the mouth and have Kainoa take his surfboard from him and paddle away. As the surfer from Carlsbad California was paddling in and Kainoa was breaking the fins off his board and sending it over the falls at Off the Wall, Kala (one of the heaviest North Shore locals and a member of the Dahui) was coming down the beach.

At this stage the whole beach was laughing and going ooooooo crap you going to get it suckaaaaaaaaa.. So funny. Well he gets to the beach and Kala walks up to him and asks him to follow him to the Volcom house but no he would not move so Kala lost it and tackled him to the ground. On the ground he proceeded to knock the living daylights outa this guy, teeth gone here and there and a face that looked like I boxing bag... The crowds ran and surrounded him and all the locals where screaming at him and all the bodyboarders where laughing at him. Eventually the Life Guards pulled him off before he killed him. Kala was soooooo mad. The guy then stands up all dazed as his surfboard washes up on the beach. But before he could get to it another Dahui guy grabs it and says no board for you and smashed it onto a no swimming sign on the beach. He then removes it and jumps on it once or twice and it snapped in half, after which he hands it back to the IDIOT.

Now you would think he would realize these guys are going to kill him, but no he just came and sat by the SA's on the beach as everyone threw comments. Eventually one of the Dahui Water Patrol walked up and was "You see you mess with the Boogie Boarders and you get F#@%& up" Man everyone was like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You sound like a prick in this thread, just thought you mike like to know that.

It's just a vid man, no need to go CraZy!

I would have beat the piss out of anybody on that tape :2 cents:

Point taken, I'm done with it, too late to edit my last post.

edit - Thread title should have been Hawaiian Bitch Down...

The dude on top was fucking playing. If you didn't notice the guy he had pinned to the ground couldn't pinch him much less do any damage.

And since you don't understand the English language tonight either...

grap·ple n.

2 The act of grappling.

3 A struggle or contest in which the participants attempt to clutch or grip each other.

v. grap·pled, grap·pling, grap·ples v. tr.

1 To seize and hold, as with a grapple.
2 To seize firmly, as with the hands.

v. intr.
1 To hold onto something with or as if with a grapple.


And since that is out of the way, yes I've been in fights. Yes I've grappled. My best friend and his two brothers were huge into martial arts the entire time we grew up together. We had real fights until someone tapped out or got knocked the fuck out almost every day for years. If you had ever been in a fight with someone that knew what the fuck they were doing you'd know that you street fighting skills would mean shit when your arm was snapped in half at the elbow.

Now go pump some more iron, have your girlfriend pour you another glass of alcohol, and find another word to warp the meaning of and base an entire fucking arguement around it.

that is really fucked up. Someone should've helped that kid. I hope he sued the shit out of that gorilla

They did help him. That's why he's alive.

I doubt that guy has any money anyway. But the video would certainly get him convicted of assault.

I'm not reading all of that. Don't question for a moment my history or experience. Go google some shit and learn WTF you are talking about before you open your mouth. You know shit. Your fights with your boyfriends as a kid don't count. Go out and get in the street man, learn something about the real world other than what you have read on the internet.

And fix your fucking sig while you are at it.

newbreed, here's one for you

http://conversatron.com/stuff/yninja.jpg

I take offense to that by the way.

Hey what's wrong with your sig?

I could kick that little ninjas ass in less than 7 seconds.....lololololololololol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I live in Shreveport, Louisiana. You can't go to fucking Wal-Mart without someone trying to fuck with you. Try again though, this is fun.

My keyboard knows KUNG FU!

Damn it NB you pointed it out first, maybe he'll get a clue.

Power in numbers, many on this board know it well :thumbsup

No offense meant, I'm just assuming he's been drinking again. Sig is a joke.

Oh yeah?

http://www.ninja.co.uk/manar/aboy72.jpg

Featured below is a representation of my E-Penis:

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If you haven't bowed to my roaring powers, then....

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It's okay :) I just felt left out of the mix, had to put in my two cents...LOL, totally just kidding.

Do you have some more pics you would like to share :1orglaugh

You're right, this is fun. Fact is though I know I'm right through 10 years of experience of dealing with shit bags on the street. You know only about play-fighting with your class-mates. And seriously, Wal-Mart??? WTF man, Wal-Mart?

Only if you share :Graucho

Come on dude, I used Wal-Mart to prove a point which is I can't go in town for anything without expecting some form of bullshit to go down. I've seen and been involved with plenty of fights, you can't help it unless you want to run every time. From normal disagreements turned to fights to people that will shoot you if you let them make it to their car standing up, it's completely unavoidable here.

The greeks knew how to fight too. But probably not as good as you, cause they were all sissys

http://dl.ccc.cccd.edu/classes/inter...s/S0001789.jpg

GREAT!! Look at what I get myself into. I didn't even see that one coming! :1orglaugh

Then why do you live there? Get out of the ghettooooooooooo

I live 25 minutes south in the sticks. I would be a gone sucker if my wife didn't want to stick around for her family.

What-----the-----fuck??? You don't live in a "town"? Holy fucking migraine in the morning man, why did I even reply to you in the first place then? When you live in a cuty, and live in the day-to-day world that everyone else lives in, then and ONLY then should you speak or comment on subjects like this. Fuck man, come on over to our place. I will PERSONALLY take you out and show you the street. It's really a lot of fun if you know what you are doing and how to handle yourself. I would be happy of course to extend this offer to you. Come now Stocktrader43556672839985624141678596782, come let me show you the way of the REAL world.

I thought that one was pretty predictable :winkwink:

I am still waiting on the oil wrestling!!!

I moved to the country so my wife and kid wouldn't grow up in the "world" you love so much. You couldn't walk down the street I grew up on and make it out the other side alive.

Set it up, I will be there. I'll wrestle any hot chicks in oil, anytime, anyplace.

I was talking about me and your Girl...
But I guess you can watch.........

HEHE, anyway nice conversions we have going to you this month...

If you haven't learned what happens to street fighters or ANYONE who doesn't know how to fight on the ground from the UFC and Pride, you haven't been paying attention.

It's not up for debate. BJJ kills and this has been proven through actual fights, not messageboards.

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...acie+challenge

Gracie Family offered 100k to anyone who could walk into an academy and beat a Gracie family member. Nobody ever collected, although hundreds of fighters tried. If you ever go up against an experienced BJJ guy with your mad bar fighting skills, he's going to hurt you.

Fuck you man, don't you EVER assume you know what the fuck I have seen, been through, aor dealt with. You moved to the country because you are a pussy and you couldn't stand up for your family wherever you lived before you moved. Hell, even in Ohio we call people like you Bitches.l

are you on crack or something?

I'm assuming drunk off his ass again, but obviously under the influence of something or fucked in the head. Fucking Ohio?

maybe he just needs some anger management :1orglaugh

pissed off white boys rock!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!