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10-26-2004, 05:50 PM
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Joke of the day...
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the wine went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the stupid cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally tipsy), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem angry at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well,last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." |
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10-26-2004, 05:51 PM
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10-26-2004, 05:52 PM
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i was NOT expecting that, ahahaha
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10-26-2004, 05:56 PM
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Veru cute!
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10-26-2004, 05:58 PM
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peace&profit,
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LOL ;)
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10-26-2004, 06:06 PM
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lol that is a good setup best of the day...
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10-26-2004, 06:31 PM
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Hahaha,this was good
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