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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Wow. Very interesting read.
Im not sure if you have read this before but this is very interesting.
Non-Political Questions _> >____ These are questions which make you stop and think. > >____ Question 1: > >____ If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who >____ were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had >____ syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? > > >____ Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. > > >____ Question 2: > >____ It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here >____ are the facts about the three leading candidates: > > >____ Candidate A - >____ Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. >____ He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 >____ martinis a day. > >____ Candidate B - >____ He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in >____ college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. > >____ Candidate C - >____ He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an >____ occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. > >____ Which of these candidates would be your Choice? > >____ Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. > >____ ---------------------------------------------- > >____ Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt. >____ Candidate B: is Winston Churchill. >____ Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler. > > >____ And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, >____ you just killed Beethoven. > >____ Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging >____ someone. > >____ Never be afraid to try something new. > >____ Remember: >____ Amateurs built the Ark > >____ Professionals built the Titanic > >____ and in case you never saw this one..! ... > >____ Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 >____ employees and has the following statistics: > >____ * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse >____ * 7 have been arrested for fraud >____ * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks >____ * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses >____ * 3 have done time for assault >____ * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit >____ * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges >____ * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting >____ * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits >____ * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year > >____ Can you guess which organization this is? > >____ Give up yet? > >____ It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of >____ idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep >____ the rest of us in line. |
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wtf
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interesting
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Old stuff...
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curious.
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Hmm, Hitler wasn't a vegetarian.
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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im pretty sure this stuff baffles the sheep but something doesnt add up here
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My answers was NO and nr.2 .......
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