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Old 10-25-2004, 01:59 PM  
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Wow. Very interesting read.

Im not sure if you have read this before but this is very interesting.


Non-Political Questions

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>____ These are questions which make you stop and think.
>

>____ Question 1:
>
>____ If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
>____ were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
>____ syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
>
>
>____ Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
>

>
>____ Question 2:
>
>____ It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
>____ are the facts about the three leading candidates:
>
>
>____ Candidate A -
>____ Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
>____ He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
>____ martinis a day.
>
>____ Candidate B -
>____ He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>____ college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>
>____ Candidate C -
>____ He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>____ occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>

>____ Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
>
>____ Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
>


>____ ----------------------------------------------
>

>____ Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>____ Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
>____ Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
>
>
>____ And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
>____ you just killed Beethoven.
>
>____ Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
>____ someone.
>
>____ Never be afraid to try something new.
>
>____ Remember:
>____ Amateurs built the Ark
>
>____ Professionals built the Titanic
>

>____ and in case you never saw this one..! ...
>
>____ Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
>____ employees and has the following statistics:
>
>____ * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>____ * 7 have been arrested for fraud
>____ * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>____ * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>____ * 3 have done time for assault
>____ * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>____ * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>____ * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>____ * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>____ * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
>
>____ Can you guess which organization this is?
>

>____ Give up yet?
>

>____ It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
>____ idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
>____ the rest of us in line.
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