Ashlee Simpson reports why she was not singing - GoFuckYourself.com

ScotG3X · 10-25-2004, 10:40 PM

Everyone can relax, because Ashlee Simpson just reported that she lost her voice four hours before she went onto SNL. But she is perfectly fine tonight. As far as I am concern, she just lost her career. She will be Jessica Simpson's assistant soon enough.

If she stays in show biz she needs to hire someone that can train her to lie because she is the worst and her music reflex that.

detoxed · 10-25-2004, 10:42 PM

lol Britney did it during a Super Bowl performance, she's not allowed to do it on SNL? Who cares. Its not like someone else's voice was on the tape

Lonny · 10-25-2004, 10:43 PM

BLA.
she blamed it on he band that Milli Vanilli bitter.

Babagirls · 10-25-2004, 10:44 PM

she still sucks though.

LiveDose · 10-25-2004, 10:44 PM

and sammy sosa grabbed the wrong bat.

Alltopnotch · 10-25-2004, 10:46 PM

that broad got no talent and ugly as fuck but has a chance at stardom because of her sister...

Alltopnotch · 10-25-2004, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by LiveDose
and sammy sosa grabbed the wrong bat.

that's good i'm gonna remember that one lol...

Gynecologist · 10-25-2004, 10:49 PM

If you are not a total retard you can tell than the majority of pop stars do not really sing at many of their live performances.

Even Desiny's Child is guilty of of doing this at times.

cosis · 10-25-2004, 10:49 PM

liar!!!!!!!

Gynecologist · 10-25-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by Alltopnotch
that broad got no talent and ugly as fuck but has a chance at stardom because of her sister...

My God she is soooo freaking ugly. Almost as ugly as Kelly Ozborne.

BRISK · 10-25-2004, 10:53 PM

Skills and talent are no longer required to be famous and to be worshipped by millions.

This fiasco will probably just make her more famous.

Jim_Gunn · 10-25-2004, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
lol Britney did it during a Super Bowl performance, she's not allowed to do it on SNL? Who cares. Its not like someone else's voice was on the tape

*Neither* of them should be lip syncing in the first place. It's just fucking stupid and lame. She's supposed to be an entertainer. Why the fuck can't she get up there and sing live? It's not like she even had any good dance moves planned other than an impromptu "'hoe-down". With that pig face of hers she should show off as much of her supposed talent as possible. Chuck Berry is 78 fucking years old and he still sings live, while he's playing guitar no less. What's her problem?

MikeHawk · 10-25-2004, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
If you are not a total retard you can tell than the majority of pop stars do not really sing at many of their live performances.

Even Desiny's Child is guilty of of doing this at times.

Destiny's Child ...they did it tonight....the whole thing is a fucking hype that was planned, and you idiots fell for it, exactly what they wanted you to do.

Great marketing, so she comes out tonight, everyone watchs and she belts out a great song and does great...good for her....I think she is cute....and think she is much more talented that the stubby Brittany Spears....

lol

haha

Steen2 · 10-25-2004, 11:03 PM

GFYers are fat and ugly haters.

brizzad · 10-25-2004, 11:05 PM

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GFYers are fat and ugly haters.

im 155lbs and 5'11" and hot

MikeHawk · 10-25-2004, 11:06 PM

Ashlee...rules!......hahaha

ScotG3X · 10-25-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Skills and talent are no longer required to be famous and to be worshipped by millions.

This fiasco will probably just make her more famous.

All these fake entertainers are just marketed that right way. I get it. But show biz people have taken it too far. They don't know the meaning of "entertainment." Study Old Blue Eyes or Dean Martin. Those were entertainers. If you think you can get away with doing a half ass job like Ashlee "Fake" Simpson than she needs to turn her job application into Disneyland and interview for parade.

WWC · 10-25-2004, 11:12 PM

thats BS....what an embaracement!

ytcracker · 10-25-2004, 11:55 PM

i dont lipsync

hydro · 10-26-2004, 12:01 AM

publicity stunt part 1. Up next is nipple slip then the sex tape.

BRISK · 10-26-2004, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by G3X-Scott
All these fake entertainers are just marketed that right way. I get it. But show biz people have taken it too far. They don't know the meaning of "entertainment." Study Old Blue Eyes or Dean Martin. Those were entertainers. If you think you can get away with doing a half ass job like Ashlee "Fake" Simpson than she needs to turn her job application into Disneyland and interview for parade.

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra didn't exactly target the 12-18 year old demographic though.

You can sell shitty pop music to teenagers because they don't know any better. Teenagers buy for style, not substance.

eroswebmaster · 10-26-2004, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra didn't exactly target the 12-18 year old demographic though.

You can sell shitty pop music to teenagers because they don't know any better. Teenagers buy for style, not substance.

Sure they did...just not in your lifetime.

Frank's career was built on the fallen bodies of swooning teens.

BRISK · 10-26-2004, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Sure they did...just not in your lifetime.

Frank's career was built on the fallen bodies of swooning teens.

well, I guess it's hard to compare the two times, since it was the 1940s

He did appeal to teens, but I don't know if they really had much of an alternative at the time

bringer · 10-26-2004, 12:26 AM

Gynecologist · 10-26-2004, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
i dont lipsync

We know.

Manowar · 10-26-2004, 12:39 AM

she got owned and can't face it.

Babagirls · 10-26-2004, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
she got owned and can't face it.

pretty much...first it was "the bands fault"
then it was the "drummers fault for pressing
the wrong button" then it was "her fault" cuz
she has acid reflux....then it was her fault again
cuz she lost her voice (but sounded fine at the
end of the SNL when she blammed her band)

Sarma · 10-26-2004, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by G3X-Scott
Everyone can relax, because Ashlee Simpson just reported that she lost her voice four hours before she went onto SNL. But she is perfectly fine tonight. As far as I am concern, she just lost her career. She will be Jessica Simpson's assistant soon enough.

If she stays in show biz she needs to hire someone that can train her to lie because she is the worst and her music reflex that.

Fuck singing, what was that retarded dance all about?

KDizzla · 10-26-2004, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by Sarma
Fuck singing, what was that retarded dance all about?

That was the fucking worst part. She just started skipping around and then finaly got off the fucking stage.

jade_dragon · 10-26-2004, 02:11 AM

Trust me you do not want to hear most pop stars sing without a mixer, she did us all a favor and walked off stage......

William Hung is living proof that you do not need to know how to sing to be a star, the day of the Diva are over

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