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ScotG3X 10-25-2004 10:40 PM

Ashlee Simpson reports why she was not singing
 
Everyone can relax, because Ashlee Simpson just reported that she lost her voice four hours before she went onto SNL. But she is perfectly fine tonight. As far as I am concern, she just lost her career. She will be Jessica Simpson's assistant soon enough.

If she stays in show biz she needs to hire someone that can train her to lie because she is the worst and her music reflex that.

detoxed 10-25-2004 10:42 PM

lol Britney did it during a Super Bowl performance, she's not allowed to do it on SNL? Who cares. Its not like someone else's voice was on the tape

Lonny 10-25-2004 10:43 PM

BLA.
she blamed it on he band that Milli Vanilli bitter.

Babagirls 10-25-2004 10:44 PM

she still sucks though.

LiveDose 10-25-2004 10:44 PM

and sammy sosa grabbed the wrong bat.

Alltopnotch 10-25-2004 10:46 PM

that broad got no talent and ugly as fuck but has a chance at stardom because of her sister...

Alltopnotch 10-25-2004 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by LiveDose
and sammy sosa grabbed the wrong bat.
that's good i'm gonna remember that one lol...

Gynecologist 10-25-2004 10:49 PM

If you are not a total retard you can tell than the majority of pop stars do not really sing at many of their live performances.

Even Desiny's Child is guilty of of doing this at times.

cosis 10-25-2004 10:49 PM

liar!!!!!!!

Gynecologist 10-25-2004 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alltopnotch
that broad got no talent and ugly as fuck but has a chance at stardom because of her sister...

My God she is soooo freaking ugly. Almost as ugly as Kelly Ozborne.

BRISK 10-25-2004 10:53 PM

Skills and talent are no longer required to be famous and to be worshipped by millions.

This fiasco will probably just make her more famous.

Jim_Gunn 10-25-2004 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
lol Britney did it during a Super Bowl performance, she's not allowed to do it on SNL? Who cares. Its not like someone else's voice was on the tape
*Neither* of them should be lip syncing in the first place. It's just fucking stupid and lame. She's supposed to be an entertainer. Why the fuck can't she get up there and sing live? It's not like she even had any good dance moves planned other than an impromptu "'hoe-down". With that pig face of hers she should show off as much of her supposed talent as possible. Chuck Berry is 78 fucking years old and he still sings live, while he's playing guitar no less. What's her problem?

MikeHawk 10-25-2004 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
If you are not a total retard you can tell than the majority of pop stars do not really sing at many of their live performances.

Even Desiny's Child is guilty of of doing this at times.

Destiny's Child ...they did it tonight....the whole thing is a fucking hype that was planned, and you idiots fell for it, exactly what they wanted you to do.

Great marketing, so she comes out tonight, everyone watchs and she belts out a great song and does great...good for her....I think she is cute....and think she is much more talented that the stubby Brittany Spears....

lol

haha

:1orglaugh

Steen2 10-25-2004 11:03 PM

GFYers are fat and ugly haters. :1orglaugh

brizzad 10-25-2004 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Steen2
GFYers are fat and ugly haters. :1orglaugh
im 155lbs and 5'11" and hot

MikeHawk 10-25-2004 11:06 PM

Ashlee...rules!......hahaha

ScotG3X 10-25-2004 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Skills and talent are no longer required to be famous and to be worshipped by millions.

This fiasco will probably just make her more famous.

All these fake entertainers are just marketed that right way. I get it. But show biz people have taken it too far. They don't know the meaning of "entertainment." Study Old Blue Eyes or Dean Martin. Those were entertainers. If you think you can get away with doing a half ass job like Ashlee "Fake" Simpson than she needs to turn her job application into Disneyland and interview for parade.

WWC 10-25-2004 11:12 PM

thats BS....what an embaracement!

ytcracker 10-25-2004 11:55 PM

i dont lipsync

hydro 10-26-2004 12:01 AM

publicity stunt part 1. Up next is nipple slip then the sex tape.

BRISK 10-26-2004 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G3X-Scott
All these fake entertainers are just marketed that right way. I get it. But show biz people have taken it too far. They don't know the meaning of "entertainment." Study Old Blue Eyes or Dean Martin. Those were entertainers. If you think you can get away with doing a half ass job like Ashlee "Fake" Simpson than she needs to turn her job application into Disneyland and interview for parade.
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra didn't exactly target the 12-18 year old demographic though.

You can sell shitty pop music to teenagers because they don't know any better. Teenagers buy for style, not substance.

eroswebmaster 10-26-2004 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra didn't exactly target the 12-18 year old demographic though.

You can sell shitty pop music to teenagers because they don't know any better. Teenagers buy for style, not substance.

Sure they did...just not in your lifetime.

Frank's career was built on the fallen bodies of swooning teens.

BRISK 10-26-2004 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Sure they did...just not in your lifetime.

Frank's career was built on the fallen bodies of swooning teens.

well, I guess it's hard to compare the two times, since it was the 1940s

He did appeal to teens, but I don't know if they really had much of an alternative at the time

bringer 10-26-2004 12:26 AM

http://www.zene.net/pictures/pop/mil...li_14_3581.jpg

Gynecologist 10-26-2004 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by ytcracker
i dont lipsync
We know. :)

Manowar 10-26-2004 12:39 AM

:1orglaugh she got owned and can't face it.

Babagirls 10-26-2004 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
:1orglaugh she got owned and can't face it.
pretty much...first it was "the bands fault"
then it was the "drummers fault for pressing
the wrong button" then it was "her fault" cuz
she has acid reflux....then it was her fault again
cuz she lost her voice (but sounded fine at the
end of the SNL when she blammed her band)

:glugglug

Sarma 10-26-2004 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G3X-Scott
Everyone can relax, because Ashlee Simpson just reported that she lost her voice four hours before she went onto SNL. But she is perfectly fine tonight. As far as I am concern, she just lost her career. She will be Jessica Simpson's assistant soon enough.

If she stays in show biz she needs to hire someone that can train her to lie because she is the worst and her music reflex that.


Fuck singing, what was that retarded dance all about? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KDizzla 10-26-2004 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by Sarma
Fuck singing, what was that retarded dance all about? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
That was the fucking worst part. She just started skipping around and then finaly got off the fucking stage.

jade_dragon 10-26-2004 02:11 AM

Trust me you do not want to hear most pop stars sing without a mixer, she did us all a favor and walked off stage......

William Hung is living proof that you do not need to know how to sing to be a star, the day of the Diva are over :2 cents:


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