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wtfent · 10-25-2004, 01:59 PM

Im not sure if you have read this before but this is very interesting.

Non-Political Questions

_>
>____ These are questions which make you stop and think.
>

>____ Question 1:
>
>____ If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
>____ were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
>____ syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
>
>
>____ Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
>

>
>____ Question 2:
>
>____ It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
>____ are the facts about the three leading candidates:
>
>
>____ Candidate A -
>____ Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
>____ He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
>____ martinis a day.
>
>____ Candidate B -
>____ He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>____ college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>
>____ Candidate C -
>____ He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>____ occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>

>____ Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
>
>____ Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
>

>____ ----------------------------------------------
>

>____ Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>____ Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
>____ Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
>
>
>____ And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
>____ you just killed Beethoven.
>
>____ Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
>____ someone.
>
>____ Never be afraid to try something new.
>
>____ Remember:
>____ Amateurs built the Ark
>
>____ Professionals built the Titanic
>

>____ and in case you never saw this one..! ...
>
>____ Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
>____ employees and has the following statistics:
>
>____ * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>____ * 7 have been arrested for fraud
>____ * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>____ * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>____ * 3 have done time for assault
>____ * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>____ * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>____ * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>____ * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>____ * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
>
>____ Can you guess which organization this is?
>

>____ Give up yet?
>

>____ It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
>____ idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
>____ the rest of us in line.

BV · 10-25-2004, 02:06 PM

interesting

tranza · 10-25-2004, 02:32 PM

Old stuff...

reynold · 10-25-2004, 08:14 PM

curious.
the congress did it for me

TheMob · 10-25-2004, 08:17 PM

Hmm, Hitler wasn't a vegetarian.

mcmc · 10-26-2004, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wtfent
Im not sure if you have read this before but this is very interesting.

Non-Political Questions

_>
>____ These are questions which make you stop and think.
>

>____ Question 1:
>
>____ If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
>____ were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
>____ syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
>
>
>____ Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
>

>
>____ Question 2:
>
>____ It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
>____ are the facts about the three leading candidates:
>
>
>____ Candidate A -
>____ Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
>____ He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
>____ martinis a day.
>
>____ Candidate B -
>____ He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>____ college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>
>____ Candidate C -
>____ He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>____ occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>

>____ Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
>
>____ Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
>

>____ ----------------------------------------------
>

>____ Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>____ Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
>____ Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
>
>
>____ And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
>____ you just killed Beethoven.
>
>____ Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
>____ someone.
>
>____ Never be afraid to try something new.
>
>____ Remember:
>____ Amateurs built the Ark
>
>____ Professionals built the Titanic
>

>____ and in case you never saw this one..! ...
>
>____ Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
>____ employees and has the following statistics:
>
>____ * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>____ * 7 have been arrested for fraud
>____ * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>____ * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>____ * 3 have done time for assault
>____ * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>____ * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>____ * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>____ * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>____ * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
>
>____ Can you guess which organization this is?
>

>____ Give up yet?
>

>____ It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
>____ idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
>____ the rest of us in line.

impressing. Thx for this post

mrthumbs · 10-26-2004, 04:37 PM

im pretty sure this stuff baffles the sheep but something doesnt add up here

Manowar · 10-26-2004, 04:50 PM

Nicky · 10-26-2004, 04:52 PM

My answers was NO and nr.2 .......

10-25-2004, 01:59 PM	#1
wtfent Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego, Cali. baby!!! Posts: 3,790	Wow. Very interesting read. Im not sure if you have read this before but this is very interesting. Non-Political Questions _> >____ These are questions which make you stop and think. > >____ Question 1: > >____ If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who >____ were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had >____ syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? > > >____ Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. > > >____ Question 2: > >____ It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here >____ are the facts about the three leading candidates: > > >____ Candidate A - >____ Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. >____ He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 >____ martinis a day. > >____ Candidate B - >____ He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in >____ college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. > >____ Candidate C - >____ He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an >____ occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. > >____ Which of these candidates would be your Choice? > >____ Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. > >____ ---------------------------------------------- > >____ Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt. >____ Candidate B: is Winston Churchill. >____ Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler. > > >____ And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, >____ you just killed Beethoven. > >____ Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging >____ someone. > >____ Never be afraid to try something new. > >____ Remember: >____ Amateurs built the Ark > >____ Professionals built the Titanic > >____ and in case you never saw this one..! ... > >____ Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 >____ employees and has the following statistics: > >____ * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse >____ * 7 have been arrested for fraud >____ * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks >____ * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses >____ * 3 have done time for assault >____ * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit >____ * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges >____ * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting >____ * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits >____ * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year > >____ Can you guess which organization this is? > >____ Give up yet? > >____ It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of >____ idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep >____ the rest of us in line.

10-25-2004, 02:32 PM	#3
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Old stuff... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

10-26-2004, 04:52 PM	#9
Nicky Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,070	My answers was NO and nr.2 ....... __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

10-25-2004, 02:06 PM	#2
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	interesting

10-25-2004, 08:14 PM	#4
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	curious. the congress did it for me

10-25-2004, 08:17 PM	#5
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	Hmm, Hitler wasn't a vegetarian.

10-26-2004, 04:37 PM	#7
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	im pretty sure this stuff baffles the sheep but something doesnt add up here

10-26-2004, 04:50 PM	#8
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528