Blonde kidnaps kid, sends him home with ransom note! - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 10-25-2004, 01:51 PM

Joke #1:

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

Joke #2:

A blind man decides he wants to get a beer, so he walks into a bar... little does he know, its a ladys bar. He sits down at the bar, and says who would like to hear a blonde joke?

Before he starts the lady next to him says, before you say any more... I am blonde, and am an expert in kung fu, the bargirl is also blonde and has a baseball bat behind the bar. The blonde woman at the end of the bar is 6 foot 6 and is a body builder and the blonde girls over in the corner are both on the run from the police for murder, now... would you still like to tell your blonde joke?

The blind man says, Oh.. don't worry about it then.. I don't want to have to explain it 5 times.

mailman · 10-25-2004, 01:51 PM

joke 1 was posted last night.

Dagwolf · 10-25-2004, 01:51 PM

Damn.

Manowar · 10-25-2004, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mailman
joke 1 was posted last night.

as was joke 2, in the same thread.

Still funny though

okny · 10-25-2004, 01:55 PM

Blonde jokes always do the trick

asuna · 10-25-2004, 01:58 PM

second one is pretty funny

Holly · 10-25-2004, 02:07 PM

Jesus. Two days in a row. Can't someone come up with some brunette jokes for a change?

natkejs · 10-25-2004, 02:18 PM

2nd one rocks and No Holly, brunette jokes just ain't funny ;)

Holly · 10-25-2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by natkejs
2nd one rocks and No Holly, brunette jokes just ain't funny ;)

They really are. You're not giving them a chance.

pxxx · 10-25-2004, 02:38 PM

I guess she thought that was the only way out. wich was not very smart.

Holly · 10-25-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by pxxx
I guess she thought that was the only way out. wich was not very smart.

You're blonde, aren't you?

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asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	second one is pretty funny __________________

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Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Jesus. Two days in a row. Can't someone come up with some brunette jokes for a change? __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

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natkejs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Nomad Land Posts: 1,617	2nd one rocks and No Holly, brunette jokes just ain't funny ;) __________________

10-25-2004, 01:51 PM	#1
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Blonde kidnaps kid, sends him home with ransom note! Joke #1: A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another." Joke #2: A blind man decides he wants to get a beer, so he walks into a bar... little does he know, its a ladys bar. He sits down at the bar, and says who would like to hear a blonde joke? Before he starts the lady next to him says, before you say any more... I am blonde, and am an expert in kung fu, the bargirl is also blonde and has a baseball bat behind the bar. The blonde woman at the end of the bar is 6 foot 6 and is a body builder and the blonde girls over in the corner are both on the run from the police for murder, now... would you still like to tell your blonde joke? The blind man says, Oh.. don't worry about it then.. I don't want to have to explain it 5 times. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	joke 1 was posted last night.

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pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	I guess she thought that was the only way out. wich was not very smart.