| Dagwolf |
10-25-2004 01:51 PM |
Blonde kidnaps kid, sends him home with ransom note!
Joke #1:
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
Joke #2:
A blind man decides he wants to get a beer, so he walks into a bar... little does he know, its a ladys bar. He sits down at the bar, and says who would like to hear a blonde joke?
Before he starts the lady next to him says, before you say any more... I am blonde, and am an expert in kung fu, the bargirl is also blonde and has a baseball bat behind the bar. The blonde woman at the end of the bar is 6 foot 6 and is a body builder and the blonde girls over in the corner are both on the run from the police for murder, now... would you still like to tell your blonde joke?
The blind man says, Oh.. don't worry about it then.. I don't want to have to explain it 5 times.
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