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EscortBiz · 10-24-2004, 10:20 PM

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

misty · 10-24-2004, 10:22 PM

nice one!

Sosa · 10-24-2004, 10:24 PM

WiredGuy · 10-24-2004, 10:33 PM

hahaha

Holly · 10-24-2004, 10:39 PM

For some reason, I don't find this joke all that funny.

maxdaname · 10-24-2004, 10:43 PM

Damn blondes!

reynold · 10-24-2004, 11:01 PM

plain and simple...but still funny!

xclusive · 10-24-2004, 11:02 PM

LOL not a bad blonde joke for sure...

Drake · 10-24-2004, 11:04 PM

That one is pretty good. I thought I had heard all the blonde jokes.

vixm · 10-24-2004, 11:06 PM

Hehe ... haven't heard that one in a while but still funny

NoCarrier · 10-24-2004, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
For some reason, I don't find this joke all that funny.

Are you blonde?

EddiePulp · 10-24-2004, 11:09 PM

A blind man decides he wants to get a beer, so he walks into a bar... little does he know, its a ladys bar. He sits down at the bar, and says who would like to hear a blonde joke?

Before he starts the lady next to him says, before you say any more... I am blonde, and am an expert in kung fu, the bargirl is also blonde and has a baseball bat behind the bar. The blonde woman at the end of the bar is 6 foot 6 and is a body builder and the blonde girls over in the corner are both on the run from the police for murder, now... would you still like to tell your blonde joke?

The blind man says, Oh.. don't worry about it.. I don't want to have to explain it 5 times.

SpikeHeel · 10-24-2004, 11:27 PM

that's funny.

Holly · 10-25-2004, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Are you blonde?

Just on the outside.

murray_dawg · 10-25-2004, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EddiePulp
The blind man says, Oh.. don't worry about it.. I don't want to have to explain it 5 times.

hahaha okay now THIS one was good.

Betrezen · 10-25-2004, 02:18 AM

hehe, that's funny

Manowar · 10-25-2004, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EddiePulp
A blind man decides he wants to get a beer, so he walks into a bar... little does he know, its a ladys bar. He sits down at the bar, and says who would like to hear a blonde joke?

Before he starts the lady next to him says, before you say any more... I am blonde, and am an expert in kung fu, the bargirl is also blonde and has a baseball bat behind the bar. The blonde woman at the end of the bar is 6 foot 6 and is a body builder and the blonde girls over in the corner are both on the run from the police for murder, now... would you still like to tell your blonde joke?

The blind man says, Oh.. don't worry about it.. I don't want to have to explain it 5 times.

EscortBiz · 10-25-2004, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EddiePulp
A blind man decides he wants to get a beer, so he walks into a bar... little does he know, its a ladys bar. He sits down at the bar, and says who would like to hear a blonde joke?

Before he starts the lady next to him says, before you say any more... I am blonde, and am an expert in kung fu, the bargirl is also blonde and has a baseball bat behind the bar. The blonde woman at the end of the bar is 6 foot 6 and is a body builder and the blonde girls over in the corner are both on the run from the police for murder, now... would you still like to tell your blonde joke?

The blind man says, Oh.. don't worry about it.. I don't want to have to explain it 5 times.

Jer · 10-25-2004, 05:48 AM

Nice jokes

Kemist · 10-25-2004, 05:50 AM

Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?

A: A blond doing cartwheels

digifan · 10-25-2004, 05:53 AM

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that badly

Fizzgig · 10-25-2004, 06:02 AM

I liked them both equally

adamneve · 10-25-2004, 07:09 AM

LOL, those are some blondes

EscortBiz · 10-25-2004, 01:53 PM

bump for dawgwolf

axelcat · 10-25-2004, 02:02 PM

Twe Russ · 10-25-2004, 02:20 PM

The Confession

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.
"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"

"I''d rather not say who it was."

"Was it with Betty Smith?"

"I''d rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absoultion and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he recieved absolution.

"Yes, and two very good leads!"

Dagwolf · 10-25-2004, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
bump for dawgwolf

Ok, ok I get it

I'll never sleep and miss a thread again!

EscortBiz · 10-25-2004, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
Ok, ok I get it I'll never sleep and miss a thread again!

lol

Nanda · 10-25-2004, 03:11 PM

HAaaaaaa HAaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lucy · 10-25-2004, 03:15 PM

good one

alexg · 10-25-2004, 04:03 PM

Deepai · 10-25-2004, 04:05 PM

heard it before but still funny.....

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