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A blind man decides he wants to get a beer, so he walks into a bar... little does he know, its a ladys bar. He sits down at the bar, and says who would like to hear a blonde joke?
Before he starts the lady next to him says, before you say any more... I am blonde, and am an expert in kung fu, the bargirl is also blonde and has a baseball bat behind the bar. The blonde woman at the end of the bar is 6 foot 6 and is a body builder and the blonde girls over in the corner are both on the run from the police for murder, now... would you still like to tell your blonde joke?
The blind man says, Oh.. don't worry about it.. I don't want to have to explain it 5 times.
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