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Old 10-24-2004, 09:09 PM   #1
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"n00b " another Original Poem By Juicy D. Links.

n00b

another Original Poem By Juicy D. Links.


n00b

n00b n00b n00b with your idiotic remarks,
makes me wanna grab you and feed ya to the GFY sharks,

Whats a TGP you ask in your post,
You fucking idiot go back to the 24/7 diner and make me some eggs and toast,

Anybody know where i can get some good traffic brokers please help you ask,
My god you are such a n00b this is gonna be a long grueling task,

You ask stupid shit left and right,
Jesus fucking christ cant you ever get it right?

You ask how can do this thing called FTP?
Holy fucking shit someone stick a knife in me,


You are nothing but a hopeless fool,
Now leave the interweb and go get your degree back in school.
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Old 10-24-2004, 09:11 PM   #2
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haha, pure inspiration. Should be up there with robert frost's top poems.

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absinthe?
Yeah i never tried it, u?

Anybody try it? the real shit
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Old 10-24-2004, 09:33 PM   #10
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Old 10-24-2004, 09:39 PM   #14
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Old 10-24-2004, 09:43 PM   #15
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Good one. Now do one about surfers.

Nice idea.

Did you catch my other poem entitled "Cum" ?
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You ask how can do this thing called FTP?
Holy fucking shit someone stick a knife in me,


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Old 10-24-2004, 09:51 PM   #17
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You ask how can do this thing called FTP?
Holy fucking shit someone stick a knife in me,


I LOVE IT!!
i have more original pieces i am working on


Next poem will be called "Troll"
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Yeah i never tried it, u?

Anybody try it? the real shit
yah, I had a bottle of the Pernod. I got it on ebay for $80 shipped.

It was definitely a different experience.



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"[Chemist and absinthe expert] Ted Breaux once explained it that it is a push-me, pull-you effect of the various herbs, as some are of an heightening effect, and others are lowering. The effect on the individual is subjective, and can best be described as a kind of heightened clarity of mind and vision, mildly ponderous and sparkling, and warmed by the effect of the alcohol. This seems to wear off after 20 or 30 minutes, leaving one with an alcohol buzz. 2-3 glasses seems to do the trick. More than that, depending on the proof of the alcohol, will just make you very drunk."
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very original indeed! can't wait to read the poem about trolls...
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yah, I had a bottle of the Pernod. I got it on ebay for $80 shipped.

It was definitely a different experience.



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"[Chemist and absinthe expert] Ted Breaux once explained it that it is a push-me, pull-you effect of the various herbs, as some are of an heightening effect, and others are lowering. The effect on the individual is subjective, and can best be described as a kind of heightened clarity of mind and vision, mildly ponderous and sparkling, and warmed by the effect of the alcohol. This seems to wear off after 20 or 30 minutes, leaving one with an alcohol buzz. 2-3 glasses seems to do the trick. More than that, depending on the proof of the alcohol, will just make you very drunk."

Pernod?

Shit back in the day i used to bartend at thsi fancy joint we had that stuff there. I smelt more like a aniset or black licorice smell.

Hmmm Pernod....
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Pernod?

Shit back in the day i used to bartend at thsi fancy joint we had that stuff there. I smelt more like a aniset or black licorice smell.

Hmmm Pernod....
The stuff you had at the bar was Pernod Pastis, which is legal in the US. The Pernod absinthe is illegal because of the tiny amount of wormwood poison that it contains.

From- http://www.beerliquors.com/buy/liquors/pastis.htm

"The liqueur that we call pastis is the direct descendant of the infamous absinthe..."
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The stuff you had at the bar was Pernod Pastis, which is legal in the US. The Pernod absinthe is illegal because of the tiny amount of wormwood poison that it contains.

From- http://www.beerliquors.com/buy/liquors/pastis.htm

"The liqueur that we call pastis is the direct descendant of the infamous absinthe..."
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I can see you both on your balcony
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another Original Poem By Juicy D. Links.


n00b

n00b n00b n00b with your idiotic remarks,
makes me wanna grab you and feed ya to the GFY sharks,

Whats a TGP you ask in your post,
You fucking idiot go back to the 24/7 diner and make me some eggs and toast,

Anybody know where i can get some good traffic brokers please help you ask,
My god you are such a n00b this is gonna be a long grueling task,

You ask stupid shit left and right,
Jesus fucking christ cant you ever get it right?

You ask how can do this thing called FTP?
Holy fucking shit someone stick a knife in me,


You are nothing but a hopeless fool,
Now leave the interweb and go get your degree back in school.

I like it! do you want a book deal? I can make it happen
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i did a few times

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n00b

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n00b

n00b n00b n00b with your idiotic remarks,
makes me wanna grab you and feed ya to the GFY sharks,

Whats a TGP you ask in your post,
You fucking idiot go back to the 24/7 diner and make me some eggs and toast,

Anybody know where i can get some good traffic brokers please help you ask,
My god you are such a n00b this is gonna be a long grueling task,

You ask stupid shit left and right,
Jesus fucking christ cant you ever get it right?

You ask how can do this thing called FTP?
Holy fucking shit someone stick a knife in me,


You are nothing but a hopeless fool,
Now leave the interweb and go get your degree back in school.
The man is a gentleman and poet.
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