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#1 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Posts: 35
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Fuck The Police
Who else here has been royally screwed by the cops for some revenue raiser or a vendetta or something.
I recently got a speeding fine for doing 114k in a 100 zone in a car with a tested top speed of 98kph on a downhill slope. At 114k I must have been freefalling from a fucking cliff. I'm most shitted cause the car is in a friends name so he actually got the ticket, otherwise I'd write to them and describe graphically what they can do with thier fine. ------------------ LiquidThumbs TGP Post Or Trade Traffic Today I Swear By Sexpass AVS |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: GFY
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So now your friend has to pay the ticket ? Heh, nice going looser.
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#3 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710.
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My Best Ice Cube Impression:
Fuck the police comin straight from the underground A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think they have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun to be beatin on, and thrown in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fuckin with me cause I'm a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin my car, lookin for the product Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics You'd rather see, me in the pen than me and Lorenzo rollin in a Benz-o Beat a police out of shape and when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still gettin swoll off bread and water I don't know if they fags or what Search a nigga down, and grabbin his nuts And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top Black police showin out for the white cop Ice Cube will swarm on ANY motherfucker in a blue uniform Just cause I'm from, the CPT Ounk police are afraid of me! HUH, a young nigga on the warpath And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath of cops, dyin in L.A. Yo Dre, I got somethin to say |
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#4 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Well, in my old car ( '69 Chevelle, I miss that car... )I got a speeding ticket going a smidge over 100 mph in a 50 mph zone...the bastard actually had the nerve to give me a ticket!!! Unbelievable!!!
![]() Btw, not sure how much speeding tickets cost in all different parts of the world, but here, there are different levels - I got the maximum fine, $460 (CAN) ![]() Bruce |
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#5 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Queens NY
Posts: 1,407
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fuck tha cops!
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: BC, Canada
Posts: 731
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Speed kills
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#7 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 474
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They should give people some more responsability. Of course, driving 150mph during daytime and in busy area's is crazy and should be punished with awful fines. But during night, in a calm zone, with few traffic... why not raise the speed limit by 20-30% ?
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 393
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#9 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Posts: 35
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DarkJedi - Go Fuck Yourself. I said I would go pay the fine for that very reason, and yes explain it was myself driving. Did you perhaps think the police believe the driver of a car is always the owner?
Something I should have mentioned perhaps is I was on a Motorway/Freeway with a speed limit of 100kph. I wrote because I know for a fact that car cannot do the accused speed. Just having a gripe CoreDump - 72 Falcon, I'd like to see one I could take over 100 easily. But no, It was a little suzuki swift. 0-60 in 90secs ![]() |
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#10 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Earth
Posts: 262
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What about buying a Torana (350 Chev).
That's how I lost my license....Fast car. Now I own a Commodore, GO THE HOLDENS ! With the speeding fine did you get a copy of the photo, normally has the speed on it or were you pulled over ? And verbally quoated 114 and some. |
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#11 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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i got pulled over last summer back in my hometown in Pittsburgh, PA.
I went down a back-alley the wrong way...cop was RIGHT there, pulled me over, gave me attitude, called me "Mrs. Wisconsin!" and etc. I told him there was no sign saying it was a "One Way" alley. He got smart with me, so I got smart with him back! I told him "My Uncle is YOUR boss!! My Uncle is the MAYOR of this town!! I'll see you in court!" Sure enough, i was let go of the ticket and the cop got in trouble. Hehehehehe... As far as the sign that says "One Way", it was there...bent (as if someone hit it with car) and laying in the bush's LOL Case Closed ![]() |
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