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Loryn · 10-21-2004, 02:08 PM

You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you Wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A.
The rest cheat in Canada.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?

First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex

Goonx · 10-21-2004, 02:12 PM

i like this one

"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."

Minte · 10-21-2004, 02:13 PM

That list makes a real case for needing lawyers!

tranza · 10-21-2004, 02:21 PM

Lol...

Some good lines there!!

Doctor Dre · 10-21-2004, 02:24 PM

Or you can stay single and pimp

Phoenix · 10-21-2004, 02:24 PM

prenup

Doctor Dre · 10-21-2004, 02:25 PM

Nice jokes btw

Loryn · 10-21-2004, 02:26 PM

I like this one:

Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

and this one:

Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A.
The rest cheat in Canada.

sickkittens · 10-21-2004, 02:27 PM

Some pretty good ones in there.

WiredGuy · 10-21-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A.
The rest cheat in Canada.

As a Canadian, we are happy to help our American friends in need.
WG

digifan · 10-21-2004, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goonx
i like this one
"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."

That's the best

10-21-2004, 02:08 PM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you Wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late." Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she. Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what? First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

10-21-2004, 02:13 PM	#3
Minte Babemeister Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Madison Posts: 7,081	That list makes a real case for needing lawyers! __________________ You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.

10-21-2004, 02:21 PM	#4
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Lol... Some good lines there!! __________________ I'm just a newbie.

10-21-2004, 02:24 PM	#6
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10-21-2004, 02:26 PM	#8
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	I like this one: Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. and this one: Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada. __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

10-21-2004, 02:12 PM	#2
Goonx Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,048	i like this one "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."

10-21-2004, 02:27 PM	#9
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	Some pretty good ones in there. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543