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#51 |
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50 dumb bitches...
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#52 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
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I would have told the bitch to move her shit before she got out of the car.
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Life is too short.
Choose your battles carefully. At first I thought you were bitching that she blocked the garbage guys from picking up your trash. At best, leave a note on her car asking to be more respectiful where she chooses to park. |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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#55 |
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Location: Los Angeles
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kill her
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#56 |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
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Jerk off and put the cum under her door handles.
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#57 |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Jesusland
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Do you actually need to go anywhere or back out of your driveway? If not, I wouldn't stress over it since it really doesn't matter.
If you honestly need to get out, then call the police and tell them your driveway is blocked.
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#58 |
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I think it's awesome that you not only peeked out the window, but you took pictures
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#59 |
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Location: USA
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Thats a start to a good porno
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#60 |
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Shoot her...............or just wait untill she leaves and tell her that shes stupid
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Location: Kansas City
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I would let it go this time. She obviously made an effort to stay out of your way but do to her female driving skills was unable to. If she does it again I would ask her if she could park some where else.
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![]() ![]() This would be an excellent time for me to google for some facts on auto injuries, accidents, insurance claims, deaths, tickets, repair costs, etc. There's a reason our gender is cheaper to insure, you know? ![]()
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#63 |
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Do you have somewhere to go?
a few ways you can go about this... forget about it, sit back and light up a blunt.. pop open a beer whatever your choice is and life will go on have her ticketed and then towed.... will cost her more this way, but she will know who did it Superglue her wipers to the windshield, next time it rains the rubber will rip away from the arms and the metal may or may not scratch her windows. Will beblamed on a ex and you will be in the clear Lastly, hang out front for her and when she comes back to the car talk her into being content
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#64 |
holla
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: KFC
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shoot her irl
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i have man boobies
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Location: van down by the river
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Lean the trash cans against her car so she has to move them or knock them over to get out. There will be trash all over your yard and the sidewalk. Call the police and pin her for littering and vandalizing. Or hit and run.
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How does this story end?
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i have man boobies
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![]() i avoid accidents daily from women in tanks(tahoes) one their cell phone thinking they own the road "im sorry i cut you off, look at my tits. things ok now? bye"
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#70 |
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go round up the neighbourhood kids. Maybe like 10 of them, as many as you can get. Give them all $5 and .. I duno where this is going... Just chill until you need to go out. Or go get a dead cat or dog, Put it under the back of her car, when she comes back run outside screaming about your lost pet. hahaha that would be gold. Remember to videptape it too.
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I love this story - what will happen? oh the drama...
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#72 |
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Back up! Yep, I say back'er up!
GIVE'ER!
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