This dumb BITCH! What should I do? (pics)
 

So I'm walking around the house and peeking out the windows. (I peek out the windows all the time... I have no idea why). And I see this dumb girl pulling up right in front of my drive way. So I watch and she gets out with her car HALF in my drive way. I could have sworn that she looked right at me as I was watching her do this.

She gets back in her car and pulls forward about an inch, and then gets out to check. She does that like 8 times. She's trying not to hit the van that's a foot in front of her.

So with 9 inches to go, she just gets out and walks away... with her car STILL IN MY FUCKIN' DRIVE WAY!!!

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This just happened like 5 minutes ago. So what should I do? Just back my truck right into it? Tow it? wait for her and yell at her when she gets back? kick my trash can over into her car?

go and put a dent in it.

Bwahahaha :) Destroy her car :1orglaugh

follow her with that webcam of yours right up to her window and keep it there until she gets back in her car and moves.

Go spraypaint redshoe on the hood

I think you should find some dog shit and wipe it on the underside of her door handles.

Key her car.... Or have it towed...

Just call the cops and get it towed.

You have more then enough room to pull your car out.

Where's that guy that pounded that pt cruiser at?

call for it to be towed away, say you can't get your vehicle out

You're too late...I would have told that bitch to move her shit BEFORE she walked off.

Learn to harness your "Ignorant Power".....I have class but I'll get IGNORANT if it's needed. Some people only understand something when you have your foot up their ass or you're cussing them out.

Just like that other thread I made the other day about the boy who was calling me and harrassing me because he at first acted like a black teenage girl on the phone. I told him to stop calling me but he didn't...So I called back and cussed his MAMA out and I haven't heard shit from him since.

lol, chicks have no distance judgement. Woulda been funny if you had video taped her 8 failed attempts, then showed it to her as she came back out.

Looks like there was a wide open spot accross the street, too. LOL

Don't lose hair over the anger. Not worth it. Put a polite note on her windshield asking her not to do it again. I'm sure she'll comply. :)

although i'd be pissed too, from an outsiders perspective i'd say you're overreacting... you can get your car out of the driveway, you just feel your space is violated...

that being said i'd shoot a BB at it (from the other side of the road in order not to implicate you) [dont forget to hide your BB gun for when the cops come to your door...

cheers!

Are you planning to leave? Not that it matters, you can't get passed that car without hitting it?

Go park your truck behind it, so you're half on your driveway and half in the street. Hope she isn't in a hurry.

lol I cant beleive you took pictures, its not worth it! like chris rock said

"LET IT SLIDE"

or,,,you can do my fav thing:

Just open a quart of oil and pour it on her windshield.

Then open a bottle of break fluid and pour it on her car.

fuck the bitch ! :thumbsup

So what's the verdict? What happened?

you can call the police and demand they have it towed it...i have done that before. if it is blocking your drive, they are required to ticket and tow

get that motherfucker TOWED!

cover her car with post its that say "STUPID BITCH"....It will make you feel better and will piss her off..but no violence or destruction of car that will only get you in trouble!!!!

Just remember that anything that you do to damage her car can cost you, in money, or time in jail.


The best thing to do is go to the neighbors house and ask them to move the car. And leave it at that.

I have at least 3 houses in my cul de sac that has illegal immigrants living in them.

One's a pot dealer.

Anyway my next door neighbor looks like he's starting a used car biz...and has for going on 2 + years now had at least 1 car parked just like that encroaching into my driveway.

Sometimes they'll move it..but I have to do one of those Seinfeld shows moves...kinda like the move where you look over your shoulder when someone's being loud at the theater.

I usually have to get out of my car....look at that car in a real obvious manner and then look back at them.

Now Friday night fight nights are another matter. Jesus it might as well be Cinco De Mayo on my block....cars everywhere...disco balls hanging from the car port...music blaring...people drinking and watching the fight on the front lawn where the tv now sits.

Honestly I don't complain much...I 'm not one for fucking with my neighbors...that way they don't fuck with me when I do some stupid shit.

Wow for YEARS I couldn't put my finger on the right name for that concept. Ignorant Power... I'm gonna use that.

I got a fucking neighbour that does that, his exwife always parks a little over my side, so when I back out, I gotta be extra careful

hahaha you just described my uncle...

Street parking is tight in my neighborhood as well and often these dumb women will park so close to other cars that the other cars get trapped.

Women cannot drive.

place your trashcan on the hood of her car and stay by and watch to see what she does when she comes back.

from looking at the pictures theres enough room if he goes threw his grass and over the curb or drives a miada. i say you invite a friend over who doesnt have anything to do all day and block her in. when she comes and knock on your door wait 5 seconds then turn off your tv or lights. make her walk home

I feel you on that one, I live in Studio City and people around there have no fucking clue how to park nor drive for that matter, EXTREMELY annoying!!!

Have you seen my truck? That thing barely drives straight as it is. Getting it out of the drive way which is curved, (it's hard to tell in those pics) is always a chore.

get that sht towed!!!

getting towed just pisses her off, something you most likely wont get to witness. blocking her in will make for a nice show

good idea! :thumbsup

Shit, it might be the same chick!

its time to move outta east la

haha u have a good point

quit crying? or key it :1orglaugh

If you have truck then do what i would do fix her car, hey what she going to say she was in the drive way.

go over there and have sex wtih her

your in N. holly right. ill go super glue the locks an windshield wipers. Just for the fuck it.

yeah! back up and wrack the car! :glugglug

Hurry down to you local auto parts store, get a spay can of Aircraft paint remover. Spray Stupid Bitch on the passenger side and forget it...............next time she washes her car she will get the message...................right down to metal.

LMAO fuck i love your story RedShoe ;-)

You got silicone in the house? If so go silicone her doors shut lol then you can watch her trying to open the door :1orglaugh

print out that image of her walking away with a title above it that says: "10,000 horny surfers are watching your ass right now!" and stick it on her windshield.

fuck all that dumb shit...no need to destroy her property...

Just call her a BITCH and tell her bitch ass to move her car. Simple as that. No property destroyed, no police called, no charges.

Then you can go back in the house with your wife and chill out.