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Lensman · 07-28-2001, 11:36 PM

Just come up with a tag for webmasters, you know, the little title under the name on the left. If we use it, we'll send you the headgear.

It has to be less than 30 characters and has to be funny, but not a put-down.

I've got 20 hats to giveaway, and we'll ship them anywhere free.

[This message has been edited by Lensman (edited 07-28-2001).]

jimmy-3-way · 07-28-2001, 11:45 PM

I flunked out of the AWS.

Lensman · 07-28-2001, 11:48 PM

That one's a winner. I've go 19 more to give away.

TheWatcher · 07-28-2001, 11:48 PM

- Was watching porn
- Now making porn
- C in school A in porn
- You want that for how much?
- Just here to raise cain
- I am the soup opera of porn

=o) hehehe

tenletters · 07-28-2001, 11:55 PM

I'm just here to meet chicks.

Those aren't pillows !

It burns when I pee, Charlie Brown.

Can't sleep! Clowns will eat me!!

[This message has been edited by tenletters (edited 07-29-2001).]

Tam · 07-28-2001, 11:59 PM

If you want it, here it is!! Fuck off it's mine!!

Lude acts required!

I fucked myself,have pics!!

I said you can smell it not lick it!!

Rubbin ain't fucking! (my favorite!!)

I'll show you when you pay me!

I want a fucking hat sooo bad........ does it show?

Tam

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[This message has been edited by Tam (edited 07-29-2001).]

Scoobs · 07-29-2001, 12:01 AM

Graduated from webmaster school

OR

Topped webmaster school

OR

Dialers are my only sponsor

Jamdin · 07-29-2001, 12:06 AM

How about:

1) Living for porn 24/7!
2) Porn got me this computer!
3) I live for reading GFY BBS!
4) BBS reading gives migranes!
5) I went blind reading GFY BBS!
6) Porn profits made in America!
7) Selling international porn
8) GFY BBS is addictive
9) 5% Webmaster, 95% GFY reader
10) 2525 AD - I break even
11) I'm dreaming of GFY BBS
12) Viva La GFY
13) Won't you be my GFY pen pal
14) Brain exploding must read GFY
15) Stop! I'm trying to GFY!
16) 5 million webmasters told GFY
17) I should be in bed
18) I forgot to remember to GFY
19) I told you - it's impossible
20) One signup would be nice
21) 5 million hits would be nice
22) I sleep while I type
23) Hot summer GFY days
24) Pissing smilies
25) Beware of puking GFY bitch
26) YFG still isn't god
27) Tastes like chicken
28) 767.364 is mark of GFY.com
29) And God said GFY on the 8th day
30) Human race was built with sex

#28 is for fans of numerology

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Gemini · 07-29-2001, 12:11 AM

I only do it for the money!

Lensman · 07-29-2001, 12:11 AM

Jamdin is a winner, I like at least 3 of his (and no, you only get one hat).

Jamdin · 07-29-2001, 12:12 AM

Thanks, Lens. One hat is plenty since I only got one head that can wear it

Tam · 07-29-2001, 12:12 AM

HEY... see if I kiss YOUR ass anymore.... rotfl

Tam

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Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps!
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Lensman · 07-29-2001, 12:14 AM

I think Tam needs a her own new title again.

Try again, your sooooo close.

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Lensman · 07-29-2001, 12:16 AM

Gemini gets one too, but I want to change it to "I'm only in it for the money", that's a quote I made in our HS yearbook.

HQ · 07-29-2001, 12:17 AM

a transformer fan

Lensman · 07-29-2001, 12:17 AM

17 more left.

E-van · 07-29-2001, 12:17 AM

I wish I was Larry Flint

Will Work for Food

What's that thing for?

I wish I had a tag under my name.

I'm Going for a DVD!

I'm the Master of Closet Porn

Eric! where is my T-shirt?

Yeah, I would like a hat too,

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Gemini · 07-29-2001, 12:18 AM

Hmmm you are the boss Lens, but I had a different thought pattern going on.

SongRider · 07-29-2001, 12:20 AM

What would your mother think?
Not really here
Its not very big around, BUT ITS SHORT!
And on the 8th day God got laid!
Is this a sin?
one inch shy of two inches
You can trust me*S*
suk the snot end of my fukstik baby!

HQ · 07-29-2001, 12:20 AM

i only cheated once

Tam · 07-29-2001, 12:24 AM

Ass-ads, get your Ass-ads here!!

I want to thank you all for this award!

Is horny a verb?

Fuck the surfer, I did!!

DAMMIT Lensman...... I am trying here.... where is JT? HE will give me his hat!!

and what ya gonna call me now?
Rude dumbass bitch? LMAO

Tam

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Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps!
You too can be Vectorized!!

[This message has been edited by Tam (edited 07-29-2001).]

Scoobs · 07-29-2001, 12:25 AM

- Stuck to my chair
- Need to do more physical activity
- What's the pizza man's number?
- Addicted to Jenna

tenletters · 07-29-2001, 12:25 AM

I never finish my sente

tenletters · 07-29-2001, 12:26 AM

Who sent this damn check?

Lensman · 07-29-2001, 12:27 AM

Fuck the surfer, I did!!

Winner

i only cheated once

Winner

SongRider, real close, but not yet.

15 hats left.

Michael O · 07-29-2001, 12:27 AM

Hooked on porn
Porn peddler
Mine is bigger than thehuns
Doing this for fun not money
Looking for free porn
You can´t make money from porn
Don´t push me
Who is this Lensman character
Is Lensman real?
Gets turned on by midgets

Lensman · 07-29-2001, 12:27 AM

tenletters, you're fucking funny. Belt out some more.

Tam · 07-29-2001, 12:28 AM

whoa baby....... somehow I knew you'd like that one....... and I guess you want your own damn ass-ad now too? LMAO

Thanks babe..... you are the best, I don't care what THEY say.

Tam

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May the Force Be With YOU!!
Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps!
You too can be Vectorized!!

Lensman · 07-29-2001, 12:30 AM

Scoobs is real close...

tenletters · 07-29-2001, 12:30 AM

I just bought Lightningfreee.com

HQ · 07-29-2001, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tenletters:
I just bought Lightningfreee.com

hahaha

Scoobs · 07-29-2001, 12:34 AM

Bah... Real close is not close enough!

- Gone to cash a check
- Is that a banana in your pocket?
- I run sites with hardly any content
- I've used the same gallery 100 times
- Why is this board called GFY?
- Where can I go to spam?
- A life?... What's that?

SongRider · 07-29-2001, 12:36 AM

1.To cheat or not to cheat? Is there a question?
2.Time is running out...I must be clever!
3.How do I fuck thee, Let me count the money
4.I dont want it all, just most of it!
5.At what point to I get laid?
6.If it wasnt for the money there would be no pressure
7.Sleep? what kind a pussy are you
8.No shit! it pays?

[This message has been edited by SongRider (edited 07-29-2001).]

Juge · 07-29-2001, 12:38 AM

What? you're getting paid?

(or something similar - ya know, the henchman who just then finds out the other henchmen [co-workers] get a paycheck for their work)

Juge · 07-29-2001, 12:39 AM

Hosted on Geocities

Michael O · 07-29-2001, 12:39 AM

I named my firstborn GFY
I just don´t get HTML
I have 80 hits a day

tenletters · 07-29-2001, 12:40 AM

Writes grocery list in html

Juge · 07-29-2001, 12:41 AM

Copyright Infringers R Us

Juge · 07-29-2001, 12:42 AM

Thank god for the Internet

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RedShoe · 07-29-2001, 12:43 AM

- inventor of the internet (ok, that one was for BP)
- Hero by day, GFY'er by night
- is BoneProne's bitch
- Nothing clever comes to mind
- I only do CJ, and blindlinks
- posting from the White House
- I voted for Dubya
- I voted for BoneProne
- GFY is my brain on drugs
- One time, in band camp...
- What's up, you crazy bitches?
- I use an epilady on my pubes.
- I hotlink all my content.

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drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 12:44 AM

What the fuck is a Boneprone?

HQ · 07-29-2001, 12:48 AM

still on a 14.4

Scoobs · 07-29-2001, 12:48 AM

I stole my Dads CC for porn

Gemini · 07-29-2001, 12:49 AM

RedShoe! You weren't s'posed to give out your REAL info silly!

RedShoe · 07-29-2001, 12:49 AM

I knew I would fuck this up.

Scoobs · 07-29-2001, 12:52 AM

My parents caught me jacking off

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 12:52 AM

I'm the original Boneprone

tenletters · 07-29-2001, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe:
I knew I would fuck this up.

That would make a good one!

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 12:53 AM

Anyone now how to remove cum stains from a monitor?

tenletters · 07-29-2001, 12:54 AM

Eric's stunt penis

07-28-2001, 11:36 PM	#1
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Who wants an ADULT.COM hat? Just come up with a tag for webmasters, you know, the little title under the name on the left. If we use it, we'll send you the headgear. It has to be less than 30 characters and has to be funny, but not a put-down. I've got 20 hats to giveaway, and we'll ship them anywhere free. [This message has been edited by Lensman (edited 07-28-2001).]

07-28-2001, 11:45 PM	#2
jimmy-3-way Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710. Posts: 3,861	I flunked out of the AWS.

07-28-2001, 11:48 PM	#3
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	That one's a winner. I've go 19 more to give away.

07-28-2001, 11:48 PM	#4
TheWatcher Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico Posts: 563	- Was watching porn - Now making porn - C in school A in porn - You want that for how much? - Just here to raise cain - I am the soup opera of porn =o) hehehe

07-28-2001, 11:55 PM	#5
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	I'm just here to meet chicks. Those aren't pillows ! It burns when I pee, Charlie Brown. Can't sleep! Clowns will eat me!! [This message has been edited by tenletters (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-28-2001, 11:59 PM	#6
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,489	If you want it, here it is!! Fuck off it's mine!! Lude acts required! I fucked myself,have pics!! I said you can smell it not lick it!! Rubbin ain't fucking! (my favorite!!) I'll show you when you pay me! I want a fucking hat sooo bad........ does it show? Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! [This message has been edited by Tam (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 12:01 AM	#7
Scoobs Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Out back Posts: 492	Graduated from webmaster school OR Topped webmaster school OR Dialers are my only sponsor

07-29-2001, 12:06 AM	#8
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	How about: 1) Living for porn 24/7! 2) Porn got me this computer! 3) I live for reading GFY BBS! 4) BBS reading gives migranes! 5) I went blind reading GFY BBS! 6) Porn profits made in America! 7) Selling international porn 8) GFY BBS is addictive 9) 5% Webmaster, 95% GFY reader 10) 2525 AD - I break even 11) I'm dreaming of GFY BBS 12) Viva La GFY 13) Won't you be my GFY pen pal 14) Brain exploding must read GFY 15) Stop! I'm trying to GFY! 16) 5 million webmasters told GFY 17) I should be in bed 18) I forgot to remember to GFY 19) I told you - it's impossible 20) One signup would be nice 21) 5 million hits would be nice 22) I sleep while I type 23) Hot summer GFY days 24) Pissing smilies 25) Beware of puking GFY bitch 26) YFG still isn't god 27) Tastes like chicken 28) 767.364 is mark of GFY.com 29) And God said GFY on the 8th day 30) Human race was built with sex #28 is for fans of numerology ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica Submit your galleries to Shemp & get archived

07-29-2001, 12:11 AM	#9
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	I only do it for the money!

07-29-2001, 12:12 AM	#11
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Thanks, Lens. One hat is plenty since I only got one head that can wear it

07-29-2001, 12:14 AM	#13
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	I think Tam needs a her own new title again. Try again, your sooooo close. [This message has been edited by Lensman (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 12:16 AM	#14
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Gemini gets one too, but I want to change it to "I'm only in it for the money", that's a quote I made in our HS yearbook.

07-29-2001, 12:17 AM	#15
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	a transformer fan

07-29-2001, 12:17 AM	#17
E-van Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mex Posts: 447	I wish I was Larry Flint Will Work for Food What's that thing for? I wish I had a tag under my name. I'm Going for a DVD! I'm the Master of Closet Porn Eric! where is my T-shirt? Yeah, I would like a hat too, ------------------ Phat Sites Need Phat Hosting Get PHAT And Now You can Get even Phatter! TGP Hosting Special!

07-29-2001, 12:18 AM	#18
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Hmmm you are the boss Lens, but I had a different thought pattern going on.

07-29-2001, 12:20 AM	#19
SongRider Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: KY- The state not the jelly Posts: 648	What would your mother think? Not really here Its not very big around, BUT ITS SHORT! And on the 8th day God got laid! Is this a sin? one inch shy of two inches You can trust meS suk the snot end of my fukstik baby!

07-29-2001, 12:24 AM	#21
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,489	Ass-ads, get your Ass-ads here!! I want to thank you all for this award! Is horny a verb? Fuck the surfer, I did!! DAMMIT Lensman...... I am trying here.... where is JT? HE will give me his hat!! and what ya gonna call me now? Rude dumbass bitch? LMAO Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! [This message has been edited by Tam (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 12:25 AM	#22
Scoobs Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Out back Posts: 492	- Stuck to my chair - Need to do more physical activity - What's the pizza man's number? - Addicted to Jenna

07-29-2001, 12:26 AM	#24
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Who sent this damn check?

07-29-2001, 12:27 AM	#25
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Fuck the surfer, I did!! Winner i only cheated once Winner SongRider, real close, but not yet. 15 hats left.

07-29-2001, 12:27 AM	#26
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	Hooked on porn Porn peddler Mine is bigger than thehuns Doing this for fun not money Looking for free porn You can´t make money from porn Don´t push me Who is this Lensman character Is Lensman real? Gets turned on by midgets

07-29-2001, 12:28 AM	#28
Tam Rude Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,489	whoa baby....... somehow I knew you'd like that one....... and I guess you want your own damn ass-ad now too? LMAO Thanks babe..... you are the best, I don't care what THEY say. Tam ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!!

07-29-2001, 12:30 AM	#29
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Scoobs is real close...

07-29-2001, 12:34 AM	#32
Scoobs Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Out back Posts: 492	Bah... Real close is not close enough! - Gone to cash a check - Is that a banana in your pocket? - I run sites with hardly any content - I've used the same gallery 100 times - Why is this board called GFY? - Where can I go to spam? - A life?... What's that?

07-29-2001, 12:36 AM	#33
SongRider Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: KY- The state not the jelly Posts: 648	1.To cheat or not to cheat? Is there a question? 2.Time is running out...I must be clever! 3.How do I fuck thee, Let me count the money 4.I dont want it all, just most of it! 5.At what point to I get laid? 6.If it wasnt for the money there would be no pressure 7.Sleep? what kind a pussy are you 8.No shit! it pays? [This message has been edited by SongRider (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 12:38 AM	#34
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	What? you're getting paid? (or something similar - ya know, the henchman who just then finds out the other henchmen [co-workers] get a paycheck for their work)

07-29-2001, 12:39 AM	#35
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Hosted on Geocities

07-29-2001, 12:40 AM	#37
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Writes grocery list in html

07-29-2001, 12:41 AM	#38
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Copyright Infringers R Us

07-29-2001, 12:42 AM	#39
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Thank god for the Internet [This message has been edited by Juge (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 12:43 AM	#40
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	- inventor of the internet (ok, that one was for BP) - Hero by day, GFY'er by night - is BoneProne's bitch - Nothing clever comes to mind - I only do CJ, and blindlinks - posting from the White House - I voted for Dubya - I voted for BoneProne - GFY is my brain on drugs - One time, in band camp... - What's up, you crazy bitches? - I use an epilady on my pubes. - I hotlink all my content. ------------------ <A HREF="http://usexfan.com/ebonypink/index.html" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is: </A> BoneProne Family Member