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08-24-2001, 07:20 PM
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I'm Drunk and bored.....Amuse me dammit..
Any of the webmistresses have live cams..
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08-24-2001, 07:22 PM
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I'm drunk too man :-)). Sorry though, i'm not female and not gay
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08-24-2001, 08:10 PM
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08-24-2001, 08:13 PM
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i swear i read abuse me...that's why i came
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08-24-2001, 08:19 PM
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Soul your just a in the closet fag whos attracted to me LOL
Sorry you cant have me.. |
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08-24-2001, 09:09 PM
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You can definitely figure out that SNOW's drunk whenever he sends you mysterious ICQ messages that aren't for you but for somebody else... he can't even click the right name on the list.. imagine that
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08-24-2001, 09:12 PM
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Equinox a larger banner will sell better on your signature!
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08-24-2001, 09:17 PM
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the good is that when you're drunk you have humour.
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08-24-2001, 09:23 PM
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08-24-2001, 09:31 PM
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Snow... yeah baby, I got a live cam...... how much money you got bitch?
rotfl ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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08-24-2001, 09:34 PM
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LOL cumm her bitch let me squrit your face... Ever taste beer jizzz......>>I would rather see lensman in the shower...
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08-24-2001, 09:37 PM
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I bet you would you fuck.... I don't swallow.......... I thought EVERYONE knew that.
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08-24-2001, 09:43 PM
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How about a nice FRIUTY FACIAL?
Summer is the time when we should have abundant fruits and salads. Consuming it does wonders for the body, while the fruity facials could result in a peachy complexion. Fruits can be used to make a wide range of facials that are totally free of chemical and animal substances. Once in while instead of using a ready-made facial packet, try making your own concoctions, a home facial and you will be surprised to see their effectiveness. The 'peach' that you eat could be applied on your skin to give that 'peachy' complexion. Watermelon juice It not only acts as a deep cleanser but also helps in tightening the skin. It is particularly good for dry, prurient skin. It also helps in getting those unwanted lines out from your face. Lemons They are full of vitamin C. As they are constrictive, they make good facial masks, skin tonics and cleansing creams. They can restore the necessary acid balance to the skin, which we often wash off when cleaning the skin. But one should remember pure lemon juice has a drying effect and should not be used too thoughtlessly on dry or normal complexions. Lemon also makes a good cleanser. Take 3 tbsp of buttermilk and freshly squeezed lemon juice and whisk both together thoroughly. Apply liberally to face and neck and clean off with cotton wool. For cleansing scrub take 1 tbsp each, finely shredded lemon peel, finely ground almonds and fine oatmeal. Mash the ingredients and take some of the mixture in the palm of your hand and mix with water to a soft paste. Spread evenly over a thoroughly cleansed face, taking care to avoid the tender skin around your eyes. Massage with small circular movements for 2 to 3 minutes. Rinse off with lukewarm water and pat dry. This cleansing scrub is suitable for all types of skin. Strawberries They are slightly acidic containing vitamin C. Although acidic, they make an excellent face mask. Mash 3 large strawberries and apply as a mask and leave on for 10 minutes. Was off with rosewater. Strawberries cleanse the skin and leave it sparkling clean. You can even make cleansing milk by adding ¼ pint of milk to 3 large liquidized strawberries. This milk not only cleanses but also helps to improve the skin's tone and texture. Bananas They are rich in vitamin A and potassium and contain no substances to provoke even the most sensitive skin. An excellent facemask can be made out of this. Mash and sieve half-ripe banana and add 1 tsp honey and 2 tsp cream to it. Bananas are very rich and soothing and this mask is marvellous for dry skin. Pear It contains a disinfectant and have an astringent action on the skin, making them especially suitable for use on greasy, spotty skins. Mash one ripe pear, sieve it and use as it is or mix it into a paste with powder milk. This thoroughly cleanses and tones the skin, leaving it feeling exhilarated. Peach A mixture of Peach, honey and mayonnaise provides an ideal facial to nourish and soften tired-looking complexions. Further, it can also be used a cleanser by adding peach and milk. Add ¼ pint milk to 2 tbsp fresh peach, skinned and sliced and allow to stand for eight hours. Then strain and massage the milk into the face and neck for about ten minutes before rinsing with tepid water. Apples Fresh apple juice provides an excellent eye bath. A mixture of apple pulp, oatmeal and witch hazel, tones and cleanses the face; it should be left on for upto 15 minutes for dry/normal skin and upto for half an hour for greasy skin. Tomatoes They are generally considered a vegetable but in fact it is a fruit. The acids in the tomato thoroughly cleanse the skin keeping it free from clogged pores and discouraging blackheads. Simply cut a slice and rub it over the areas where you tend to get blackheads. Tomato makes an excellent toner. Mash a tomato and strain through a sieve. Mix pulp with some oatmeal and you have a lovely salmon-coloured toning mask. Thus we see that it is possible to make excellent facials with easily available fruits that will do your body and your skin good. Do try and you will be pleasantly surprised at the texture of your skin after few times of such constant pampering of the face. As always regularity in whatever you do will help get better results. Patience too is necessary for no overnight miracles are possible. |
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08-24-2001, 10:00 PM
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TAM baby im laughing so hard righ now
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08-24-2001, 10:01 PM
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HEY ALL YOU FUCKEN GFYERS CHEEERSSSSSS... I love all you bastards...
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08-24-2001, 10:03 PM
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Fuck you snow.... what about all us bitches? DAMN!!!!! You suck...... do you also swallow?
canyoureadthisifyoucanthenyoubesthaveanotherdrink! !!! LMAO ------------------ May the Force Be With YOU!! Up to $0.80 a minute!!Also taking broker apps! You too can be Vectorized!! |
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08-24-2001, 10:37 PM
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Listen hear you rude bitch im gonna tie you up and shoot some exclusive.. I already have a domain
swallowingtam.com |
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08-24-2001, 10:48 PM
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In honor of Snow's recovery (he had too much blood in his alcohol system before), I am registering the following domains:
tam-does-swallow.com yes-you-do-tam.com quitarguingandswallow-youbitch.com  tam-does-the-********* <--- ACK! We can't say "b-o-a-r-d.com"??? I meant tam-does-the-bored.com snowisshortforsnowblower.com snowisdrunkenoughtodotam.com I smell bucks <font face="Verdana">___________ CD  * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's? [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 08-24-2001).] |
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08-24-2001, 10:55 PM
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Kewl Exxxotica
Thats the best info I have seen for awhile on here....LOL ------------------ Hot Tropical Babes ~Orgasm Donor~ |
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08-24-2001, 10:56 PM
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Nice One CD LOLLLLLLLLLL...... 5 beers and a half borrome of chardonay... I'm rocking.. I cant wait to launch my program.. Im excited as fuck
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08-24-2001, 11:00 PM
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Errrr ... Ummm ... okay
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08-25-2001, 12:24 AM
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08-25-2001, 12:36 AM
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shiat ye i ammmmm
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08-25-2001, 01:37 AM
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Hmmm, no Snow in about an hour now
Snow, did you go "tits-up"?? S'okay, more booze for us REAL drinkers (Canadians) hee heeeeeee <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's? |
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08-25-2001, 08:23 AM
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What if: All you drunk fucks took pics of yourself and made a gaysite: drunkfucks.com?
good idea? hell yeah! (btw, I won't participate in this one...) |
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08-25-2001, 08:24 AM
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just one of my brilliant ideas...
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08-25-2001, 10:59 AM
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WHAT IF YOU BLOW ME
Just one of my Brilliant ideas.. |
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08-25-2001, 12:23 PM
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lmao
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