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dank · 08-25-2001, 10:39 AM

I need some advice. I'm still trying to get things started with my content and getting it ready and available and stuff and I guess it might be another 1 or 2 months before I have shit ready to sell.
But here's my biggest problem:

While going online and studying the market and checking out people's sites and content they purchase right now, I have become and pretty much have always been a surfer. And I can't seem to stop chokin my chicken!

I've heard lots of people give advice on this board about how important it is to do it every once in a while to take the edge off and unwind when you had a hard day so you don't go bolistic on people or just to maintain a healthy balance in life between getting laid and not getting laid, but what do you do when it becomes a habit???

I mean shit! I admit it and don't care! I've been chokin my chicken about every day now about 1-4 times a day!!

Not that it's a record or anything but it's a lot harder on a man physically as opposed to a soft wet warm pussy! Shit I can't feel a fucking thing!!!!

Any of you have advice on how to curve the chicken chokin habit?????

Squishy · 08-25-2001, 10:49 AM

As your attorney, I would advise you to stop masturbating and begin smoking crack and worshiping Satan. Don't ask why, just do it. Trust me. I'm an attorney. I sign all my letters with esq. on them. Follow my advice and all will be well. I'm not making this up. Trust Uncle Squishy. Really. I'm an attorney. Don't watch TV anymore either. It depletes you of vitamin B-12 faster than masturbation. You need the B-12. Trust me, I'm your attorney.

08-25-2001, 10:39 AM	#1
dank Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,674	The Chicken Chokin Newbie Content Provider has a Question I need some advice. I'm still trying to get things started with my content and getting it ready and available and stuff and I guess it might be another 1 or 2 months before I have shit ready to sell. But here's my biggest problem: While going online and studying the market and checking out people's sites and content they purchase right now, I have become and pretty much have always been a surfer. And I can't seem to stop chokin my chicken! I've heard lots of people give advice on this board about how important it is to do it every once in a while to take the edge off and unwind when you had a hard day so you don't go bolistic on people or just to maintain a healthy balance in life between getting laid and not getting laid, but what do you do when it becomes a habit??? I mean shit! I admit it and don't care! I've been chokin my chicken about every day now about 1-4 times a day!! Not that it's a record or anything but it's a lot harder on a man physically as opposed to a soft wet warm pussy! Shit I can't feel a fucking thing!!!! Any of you have advice on how to curve the chicken chokin habit?????

08-25-2001, 10:49 AM	#2
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	As your attorney, I would advise you to stop masturbating and begin smoking crack and worshiping Satan. Don't ask why, just do it. Trust me. I'm an attorney. I sign all my letters with esq. on them. Follow my advice and all will be well. I'm not making this up. Trust Uncle Squishy. Really. I'm an attorney. Don't watch TV anymore either. It depletes you of vitamin B-12 faster than masturbation. You need the B-12. Trust me, I'm your attorney.