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Doc911 · 10-20-2004, 04:51 PM

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mardigras · 10-20-2004, 05:21 PM

Sounds like a SNL skit

stocktrader23 · 10-20-2004, 07:08 PM

Did you write that?

jacked · 10-20-2004, 07:12 PM

would be kind of cool would probably be an effective way to market it, people would think its amusing if its presented the right way, sorta like the trojan commercials

Dawgy · 10-20-2004, 07:13 PM

i like the drug commercials that tell u how badly u need a drug, but dont really tell u what it's for...

Jakke PNG · 10-20-2004, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Doc911

Do you catch yourself staring at the tv and wanking to Ross on Friends?

Ahaha.. funny.

Doc911 · 10-20-2004, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Did you write that?

Yes

Adult Site Traffic · 10-20-2004, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc911
Are you suffering from low self-esteme?
Do you find it hard to get a female of anytype in your bed?
Do you catch yourself staring at the tv and wanking to Ross on Friends?

You may be suffering from a mental illness.

(This Adult website) may be able to help.

Studys have show that downloading may take as long as 3 months. Side effects include: sexual disfunction, diarea, dry mouth and sweaty palms.
Ask your doctor about repetive masturbating to Online Porn.

Actually, there has to be a way to use that hook to some monetary advantage.

before I ever sold traffic, when I just had sites and galleries, I had some blind click sponsors. I had one line of latin that basically said "this site is a work in progress" that pulled more clicks than anything

Mike Okitch · 10-20-2004, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Sounds like a SNL skit

Doc911 · 10-20-2004, 08:05 PM

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