If Adult Websites did commercials like Drug Companies
 

Are you suffering from low self-esteme?
Do you find it hard to get a female of anytype in your bed?
Do you catch yourself staring at the tv and wanking to Ross on Friends?

You may be suffering from a mental illness.

(This Adult website) may be able to help.

Studys have show that downloading may take as long as 3 months. Side effects include: sexual disfunction, diarea, dry mouth and sweaty palms.
Ask your doctor about repetive masturbating to Online Porn.

Sounds like a SNL skit:)

Did you write that?

would be kind of cool would probably be an effective way to market it, people would think its amusing if its presented the right way, sorta like the trojan commercials

i like the drug commercials that tell u how badly u need a drug, but dont really tell u what it's for...

Ahaha.. funny. :)

Yes

Actually, there has to be a way to use that hook to some monetary advantage.

before I ever sold traffic, when I just had sites and galleries, I had some blind click sponsors. I had one line of latin that basically said "this site is a work in progress" that pulled more clicks than anything :)

:2 cents:

I'm going to use a variation of it to promote fastsize for a while.

:1orglaugh thats some funnny shit but dont think it would convert that well instuling the "king stud" surfer