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Old 10-20-2004, 07:02 PM   #1
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Why a pair of scissors?------>(link)
Open up Google in a browser.

In the search box, type "why a pair of scissors" *without* the quotes.

Click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'

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Old 10-20-2004, 07:04 PM   #2
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lol

why the hell would u search for that to begin with?
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Old 10-20-2004, 07:05 PM   #3
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lol

why the hell would u search for that to begin with?
I was too scared of the answer to ask...
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Old 10-20-2004, 07:08 PM   #4
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why the hell would u search for that to begin with?
Exactly what I was wondering

"Hey, isn't this just a metaphor for masturbation?
No. If blood spurts out of you when you masturbate, you should see a doctor."
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Old 10-20-2004, 07:09 PM   #5
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answer

Jamming a Pair of Scissors Repeatedly Into Your Crotch



don't blame me it wasn't my idea.
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Old 10-20-2004, 07:09 PM   #6
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Old 10-20-2004, 07:11 PM   #7
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omg that is just way raunchy

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As natural as it is to repeatedly jam a pair of scissors into one's crotch, of course, there are still questions to be asked. The finer points of etiquette, acceptable tools, and more.

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My aim is bad. What do I do?
# Take hold of scissors. Hold at arm's length.
# Aim pointy end of the scissors at crotch.
# Bring pointy end of scissors towards crotch in a straight line. Followthrough is important.
# Move scissors away from crotch until they are again at arm's length.
# Repeat.
lmao
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Old 10-20-2004, 07:11 PM   #8
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LOL!
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Old 10-20-2004, 07:14 PM   #9
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omg that is just way raunchy






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Old 10-20-2004, 07:14 PM   #10
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I'm at a loss for words
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Old 10-20-2004, 07:22 PM   #11
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notice the song playing in the background
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Old 10-20-2004, 09:54 PM   #12
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I thought I recognized that.

Welcome to another one of the oddities lurking the web from a mailing list I'm on.

For more amusement, try a more recent endeavour...

the Sheboygan Art Museum
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Old 10-21-2004, 01:21 PM   #13
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I thought I recognized that.

Welcome to another one of the oddities lurking the web from a mailing list I'm on.

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the Sheboygan Art Museum

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Old 10-21-2004, 01:52 PM   #15
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"Hey, isn't this just a metaphor for masturbation?
No. If blood spurts out of you when you masturbate, you should see a doctor."
Ouch, that doesn't seem good....
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Old 10-21-2004, 01:59 PM   #16
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WTF?
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Old 10-21-2004, 02:04 PM   #17
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Exactly what I was wondering

"Hey, isn't this just a metaphor for masturbation?
No. If blood spurts out of you when you masturbate, you should see a doctor."
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Old 10-21-2004, 02:08 PM   #18
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WTF?
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