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abyss_al

10-20-2004 07:02 PM

Why a pair of scissors?------>(link)

Open up Google in a browser.

In the search box, type "why a pair of scissors" *without* the quotes.

Click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'

Be sure to read the FAQ.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dawgy

10-20-2004 07:04 PM

lol

why the hell would u search for that to begin with?

Funbrunette

10-20-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
lol

why the hell would u search for that to begin with?

I was too scared of the answer to ask...:eek7

Shooter

10-20-2004 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
lol

why the hell would u search for that to begin with?

Exactly what I was wondering :)

"Hey, isn't this just a metaphor for masturbation?
No. If blood spurts out of you when you masturbate, you should see a doctor."

sumphatpimp

10-20-2004 07:09 PM

answer

Jamming a Pair of Scissors Repeatedly Into Your Crotch

don't blame me it wasn't my idea.

KittyLix

10-20-2004 07:09 PM

:helpme

WickedVenus

10-20-2004 07:11 PM

omg that is just way raunchy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Quote:

As natural as it is to repeatedly jam a pair of scissors into one's crotch, of course, there are still questions to be asked. The finer points of etiquette, acceptable tools, and more.

Quote:

My aim is bad. What do I do?
# Take hold of scissors. Hold at arm's length.
# Aim pointy end of the scissors at crotch.
# Bring pointy end of scissors towards crotch in a straight line. Followthrough is important.
# Move scissors away from crotch until they are again at arm's length.
# Repeat.

lmao

Za Ha

10-20-2004 07:11 PM

LOL!
I love the wonderful world of Google

abyss_al

10-20-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WickedVenus
omg that is just way raunchy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lmao

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sicone

10-20-2004 07:14 PM

:eek7
I'm at a loss for words

abyss_al

10-20-2004 07:22 PM

notice the song playing in the background :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Oberon

10-20-2004 09:54 PM

I thought I recognized that.

Welcome to another one of the oddities lurking the web from a mailing list I'm on.

For more amusement, try a more recent endeavour...

the Sheboygan Art Museum

abyss_al

10-21-2004 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oberon
I thought I recognized that.

Welcome to another one of the oddities lurking the web from a mailing list I'm on.

For more amusement, try a more recent endeavour...

the Sheboygan Art Museum

:1orglaugh

lb_vee

10-21-2004 01:44 PM

:1orglaugh

tranza

10-21-2004 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shooter

"Hey, isn't this just a metaphor for masturbation?
No. If blood spurts out of you when you masturbate, you should see a doctor."

Ouch, that doesn't seem good....

Zerof8

10-21-2004 01:59 PM

WTF?

Manowar

10-21-2004 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shooter
Exactly what I was wondering :)

"Hey, isn't this just a metaphor for masturbation?
No. If blood spurts out of you when you masturbate, you should see a doctor."

:1orglaugh

Sagitta

10-21-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zerof8
WTF?

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7 :ugone2far :ugone2far :ugone2far

Tricksy

10-21-2004 02:17 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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