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Spunky · 10-19-2004, 07:23 PM

Does your cat do this?
I see her pouncing on something in the grass in my backyard..Does this a few times ,I think it's bugs or something...She comes in moaning and I know she is going to barf..
She pukes up about 5 grubs..Damn cat must think they are shrimps(favourite treat)
Nothing stinks more than cat barf

pornguy · 10-19-2004, 07:24 PM

Cat shit smells pretty bad.

When you see her doing that in the yard, shoot her with a pellit gun, Not to hurt her but to scare her, She will stop after the 3rd or 4th time.

Spunky · 10-19-2004, 07:27 PM

Um...I'm not shooting my cat..I will have the animal right tree huggers throwing rocks at me

Mr Pheer · 10-19-2004, 08:22 PM

Just dont let the cat inside the house anymore. That will teach that stupid cat.

The Other Sweetie · 10-19-2004, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by spunky
Um...I'm not shooting my cat..I will have the animal right tree huggers throwing rocks at me

Get a water bottle and squirt it with that instead. They learn after a good soaking a few times.

Rankings · 10-19-2004, 08:27 PM

I don't have any cats and never have. But dog barf is pretty bad too

TurboAngel · 10-19-2004, 08:30 PM

I hope he feels better.

erehwon · 10-20-2004, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
Get a water bottle and squirt it with that instead. They learn after a good soaking a few times.

That and squirting lemon juice at them does wonders

xclusive · 10-20-2004, 12:57 AM

Just decide wether it will be an outdoor or an indoor cat and stick with it...

reynold · 10-20-2004, 01:56 AM

turboangel's cat a suave surfer

TurboAngel · 10-20-2004, 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by reynold
turboangel's cat a suave surfer

He told me to thank you.

Basic_man · 10-20-2004, 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Cat shit smells pretty bad.

When you see her doing that in the yard, shoot her with a pellit gun, Not to hurt her but to scare her, She will stop after the 3rd or 4th time.

Doesn't work with my cat!

Tera · 10-20-2004, 07:06 AM

One of my cats is always puking when he comes inside, it's usually grass. I have yet to find a solution, the only thing I do is give him petromalt a few times a week, helps his digestive system.

DutchTeenCash · 10-20-2004, 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by Tera
One of my cats is always puking when he comes inside, it's usually grass. I have yet to find a solution, the only thing I do is give him petromalt a few times a week, helps his digestive system.

yup cats do that because they feel sick or have hairballs, they chew grass to throw up, you might wanna look at its food

beergood · 10-20-2004, 07:12 AM

I suggest giving your cat away:

Scott McD · 10-20-2004, 07:19 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
When you see her doing that in the yard, shoot her with a pellit gun, Not to hurt her but to scare her,

Which part of shooting her with a pellit gun do you think wouldn't hurt her ???

Tera · 10-20-2004, 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by thinkx
yup cats do that because they feel sick or have hairballs, they chew grass to throw up, you might wanna look at its food

I always assumed it was hairballs, I guess maybe it could be his food, but he's eaten the same food for five years, I never switch it up and he hasn't always been like this. But he does puke at least once a week or so. hmmm... thanks.

ExtremeRobyn · 10-20-2004, 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by beergood
I suggest giving your cat away:

someone actually took the time to make a sign.. nice

loverboy · 10-20-2004, 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by thinkx
yup cats do that because they feel sick or have hairballs, they chew grass to throw up, you might wanna look at its food

i think its part of a cat's way of cleasing its body due to sickness.. no need to be alarmed

Sarma · 10-20-2004, 07:52 AM

You should get a parrot. There are some really inteligent ones called "zako" or something. You can learn him some funny stuff. He learns shit for himself too. For example, when he smells coffe he start to ask you " Are you making coffe?" and stuff like that. My gf has one of them and he wanted a french kiss from her, fucking bastard

And these guys live from 50-70 years so you need to choose a person that will get him when you die

macho · 10-20-2004, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
I hope he feels better.

Very educated cat

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