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Spunky 10-19-2004 07:23 PM

My Damn Cat
 
Does your cat do this?
I see her pouncing on something in the grass in my backyard..Does this a few times ,I think it's bugs or something...She comes in moaning and I know she is going to barf..
She pukes up about 5 grubs..Damn cat must think they are shrimps(favourite treat)
Nothing stinks more than cat barf :(

pornguy 10-19-2004 07:24 PM

Cat shit smells pretty bad.

When you see her doing that in the yard, shoot her with a pellit gun, Not to hurt her but to scare her, She will stop after the 3rd or 4th time.

Spunky 10-19-2004 07:27 PM

Um...I'm not shooting my cat..I will have the animal right tree huggers throwing rocks at me

Mr Pheer 10-19-2004 08:22 PM

Just dont let the cat inside the house anymore. That will teach that stupid cat.

The Other Sweetie 10-19-2004 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by spunky
Um...I'm not shooting my cat..I will have the animal right tree huggers throwing rocks at me
Get a water bottle and squirt it with that instead. They learn after a good soaking a few times.

Rankings 10-19-2004 08:27 PM

I don't have any cats and never have. But dog barf is pretty bad too

TurboAngel 10-19-2004 08:30 PM

I hope he feels better.


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erehwon 10-20-2004 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
Get a water bottle and squirt it with that instead. They learn after a good soaking a few times.
That and squirting lemon juice at them does wonders

xclusive 10-20-2004 12:57 AM

Just decide wether it will be an outdoor or an indoor cat and stick with it...

reynold 10-20-2004 01:56 AM

turboangel's cat a suave surfer :)

TurboAngel 10-20-2004 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by reynold
turboangel's cat a suave surfer :)

He told me to thank you.




http://www.turboface.com/misc/traitorsurf2.jpg

Basic_man 10-20-2004 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Cat shit smells pretty bad.

When you see her doing that in the yard, shoot her with a pellit gun, Not to hurt her but to scare her, She will stop after the 3rd or 4th time.

Doesn't work with my cat!

Tera 10-20-2004 07:06 AM

One of my cats is always puking when he comes inside, it's usually grass. I have yet to find a solution, the only thing I do is give him petromalt a few times a week, helps his digestive system.

DutchTeenCash 10-20-2004 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by Tera
One of my cats is always puking when he comes inside, it's usually grass. I have yet to find a solution, the only thing I do is give him petromalt a few times a week, helps his digestive system.
yup cats do that because they feel sick or have hairballs, they chew grass to throw up, you might wanna look at its food

beergood 10-20-2004 07:12 AM

I suggest giving your cat away:


http://nerve.fugacious.net/drf/archives/FreeCat.jpg

Scott McD 10-20-2004 07:19 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
When you see her doing that in the yard, shoot her with a pellit gun, Not to hurt her but to scare her,
:eek7 :eek7

Which part of shooting her with a pellit gun do you think wouldn't hurt her ???

Tera 10-20-2004 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by thinkx
yup cats do that because they feel sick or have hairballs, they chew grass to throw up, you might wanna look at its food
I always assumed it was hairballs, I guess maybe it could be his food, but he's eaten the same food for five years, I never switch it up and he hasn't always been like this. But he does puke at least once a week or so. hmmm... thanks.

ExtremeRobyn 10-20-2004 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by beergood
I suggest giving your cat away:


http://nerve.fugacious.net/drf/archives/FreeCat.jpg

someone actually took the time to make a sign.. nice :1orglaugh

loverboy 10-20-2004 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by thinkx
yup cats do that because they feel sick or have hairballs, they chew grass to throw up, you might wanna look at its food
i think its part of a cat's way of cleasing its body due to sickness.. no need to be alarmed :thumbsup

Sarma 10-20-2004 07:52 AM

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You should get a parrot. There are some really inteligent ones called "zako" or something. You can learn him some funny stuff. He learns shit for himself too. For example, when he smells coffe he start to ask you " Are you making coffe?" and stuff like that. My gf has one of them and he wanted a french kiss from her, fucking bastard :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh And these guys live from 50-70 years so you need to choose a person that will get him when you die :thumbsup

macho 10-20-2004 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
I hope he feels better.


http://www.turboface.com/misc/traitorsurf2.jpg

Very educated cat:):winkwink:


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