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Old 10-18-2004, 05:09 AM   #1
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:stoned Dr Seuss Explains PCs

Dr. Seuss Explains PCs

If a Packet Hits a pocket on a socket on a port
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash
then the situation's hopeless and your systems gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk
and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk
then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.
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Old 10-18-2004, 05:14 AM   #2
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Tala you have got to go back too bed...
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Old 10-18-2004, 05:17 AM   #3
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Quote:
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Tala you have got to go back too bed...
Ah, if only I had that option.

Coffee. I need more coffee.
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Old 10-18-2004, 05:19 AM   #4
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