Anyone used a "clean your urine" kit? - GoFuckYourself.com

XPorn · 10-15-2004, 06:29 AM

Any tried a "clean your urine" kit before a drug test?

XPorn

TheLegacy · 10-15-2004, 06:34 AM

nope - Im not stupid enough to use drugs especially when I know a test is coming soon

NickPapageorgio · 10-15-2004, 06:39 AM

As long as you have a few hours time between when you find out you have to go take one and when you actually have to be there the best thing to do is drink mad amounts of water. Like try to get as many liters in you as possible and piss piss piss. The test will come back as "Diluted" but that's not failing. They can't tell you that you can't drink water. I have passed many a piss test like this. Even though I was "stupid" enough to do drugs the day before the test.

xclusive · 10-15-2004, 06:39 AM

it wont work unless it's been more than a week...

jacked · 10-15-2004, 06:42 AM

screw the kits get the drink it works great man i've used it before, and you have to stop smoking 2 days before the test drink the drink an hour before the test and your good to go... look for the brand QUICK FLUSH

don't oversaturate your body with water your urine will look weak and color and they will know that you are trying to "cheat" the urine test they do get mad and will even tell you to come back for a retest

Spunky · 10-15-2004, 06:42 AM

Don't do drugs

NickPapageorgio · 10-15-2004, 06:44 AM

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Originally posted by jacked
screw the kits get the drink it works great man i've used it before, and you have to stop smoking 2 days before the test drink the drink an hour before the test and your good to go... look for the brand QUICK FLUSH

don't oversaturate your body with water your urine will look weak and color and they will know that you are trying to "cheat" the urine test they do get mad and will even tell you to come back for a retest

Even if your urine comes back weak and diluted they cannot prove a fucking thing. You tell them that you drink lots and lots of water all the time and who the fuck are they to argue. Plus, if they do want to retest you atleast this buys you a little time. I been through drug rehab. The water thing works like a fucking charm...

jacked · 10-15-2004, 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Even if your urine comes back weak and diluted they cannot prove a fucking thing. You tell them that you drink lots and lots of water all the time and who the fuck are they to argue. Plus, if they do want to retest you atleast this buys you a little time. I been through drug rehab. The water thing works like a fucking charm...

i did it for probation man i know what its like, unless they're just tougher with it in new jersey, if the color of the urine is diluted they make you take a retest its happend to me lol i drank 2 gallons of water throughout the day of my test and my piss was real real light yellow almost clear... they can make you take a retest on the spot or they'll tell you to come back in x amount of days... just take the drink and be safe the water thing doesn't always work

mb · 10-15-2004, 08:42 AM

B,

What the fuck do you need one of those for? I've known you for years and never saw you touch any drug. And what the fuck job are you interviewing for? Chuck's already got the reviewer job, it would be tough to knock him off!

I'm confused

XPorn · 10-15-2004, 08:50 AM

I'm trying out for "HEAD" Reviewer at hoes.com

Bigwilly · 10-15-2004, 08:52 AM

i know a few friends who used the stuff, one buddy smoked a blunt before the test then took the stuff and it came out fine

Gynecologist · 10-15-2004, 08:52 AM

They work, but of course you have to drink a gallon or 2 of water. It might just bee the water that is really doing the trick.

I have done this 2 times and both times I passed the test.

BVF · 10-15-2004, 08:53 AM

www.urinator.com That's all I use. Been using it for years

GonePhishing · 10-15-2004, 08:58 AM

There's a few things you should know. It depends mainly on who the test is for and how much they are spending on the test. Some companies just do a basic in which even the diluted will pass. Other's go so far as to test if there are any masking agents present in your urine.

If you are a daily smoker, you will need a long period of time. If you are a minor smoker, you will need less time. The main thing is Niacin. If you have a week or so, take niacin and lot's of water. It's the main flushing agent in any drink you would be taking and it looks a whole lot less suspicious if you start taking it early on.

jade_dragon · 10-15-2004, 09:05 AM

Yeah you really have to watch out for the tests that check for masks. Sure you will pass the test but if the mask shows up then they know you hid something, so the employer could still opt to say no to you.

Drinking lots of water will thin you out and you will not "fail" but they can opt for another test, this is fine if you can manaage to not smoke between those times.

My friend passed after drinking a bottle of something or another, ran him about 50.00 bucks. To me drinking something that cost that much is the same as taking 50.00 worth of weed and just lighting it on fire. Most smokers wouldn't do that so why can't you just not smoke close to the test?

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NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	As long as you have a few hours time between when you find out you have to go take one and when you actually have to be there the best thing to do is drink mad amounts of water. Like try to get as many liters in you as possible and piss piss piss. The test will come back as "Diluted" but that's not failing. They can't tell you that you can't drink water. I have passed many a piss test like this. Even though I was "stupid" enough to do drugs the day before the test. __________________

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GonePhishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blah Posts: 2,474	There's a few things you should know. It depends mainly on who the test is for and how much they are spending on the test. Some companies just do a basic in which even the diluted will pass. Other's go so far as to test if there are any masking agents present in your urine. If you are a daily smoker, you will need a long period of time. If you are a minor smoker, you will need less time. The main thing is Niacin. If you have a week or so, take niacin and lot's of water. It's the main flushing agent in any drink you would be taking and it looks a whole lot less suspicious if you start taking it early on. __________________ If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

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jade_dragon Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: NEW ORLEANS/Baton Rouge BABY! Posts: 1,737	Yeah you really have to watch out for the tests that check for masks. Sure you will pass the test but if the mask shows up then they know you hid something, so the employer could still opt to say no to you. Drinking lots of water will thin you out and you will not "fail" but they can opt for another test, this is fine if you can manaage to not smoke between those times. My friend passed after drinking a bottle of something or another, ran him about 50.00 bucks. To me drinking something that cost that much is the same as taking 50.00 worth of weed and just lighting it on fire. Most smokers wouldn't do that so why can't you just not smoke close to the test? __________________ even ADULTS need TOYS icq: 3 6 3 2 6 6 6 7 \| aim: conglomorateman open for business, affiliates and friendships