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10-14-2004, 02:59 AM
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What if Jesus and George Bush met?
I bet Jesus would think he?s a jerk.
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10-14-2004, 03:03 AM
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Jesus would spit in George Bush's face, headbutt him to the ground and proceed to beat the shit out of him.
Then he'd start on boobmaster. |
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10-14-2004, 03:04 AM
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Jesus would kick his ass.
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10-14-2004, 03:07 AM
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10-14-2004, 04:11 AM
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judgement day!!! be alarmed bush..be alarmed
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10-14-2004, 04:14 AM
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jesus would bitch smack the fuck outta him
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10-14-2004, 04:20 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Bush = Jezus
why do you think Jezus got crucified in the first place ? if this was 2000 years ago it would have happend to bush and his gang |
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10-14-2004, 04:40 AM
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Only a matter of time before it happens in South Park
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10-14-2004, 04:48 AM
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There's no such thing as Jesus. But if there was .... he would kick his ass.
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10-14-2004, 04:57 AM
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Logos and such.
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It'll never happen since there's no God or Jesus.
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10-14-2004, 05:32 AM
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 jesus would bitch smack bush in reply to platinumpimps post: if there were only no bush 
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10-14-2004, 05:39 AM
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he'd be pissed
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10-14-2004, 05:47 AM
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10-14-2004, 05:54 AM
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George is the second coming, according to many ministers... and surely they would know!
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10-14-2004, 11:20 AM
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I saw on Bill Maher last night were Bush and his staff all really believe that they were apointed by God to do his bidding - that's what made me think that Jesus wouldn't even like Bush.
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10-14-2004, 11:57 AM
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When it rains, it pours
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he would surely ask him to step down
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10-14-2004, 11:59 AM
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10-14-2004, 12:40 PM
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http://www2.warnerbros.com/madmagazi...446/jesus.html This is what happens!
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10-14-2004, 12:49 PM
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Jesus would stab Bush in the face with a rusty knife and then Satan would appear and high-five Jesus.
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10-14-2004, 12:53 PM
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 "Oh shit- he's BLACK!"
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10-14-2004, 12:55 PM
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Bush would see Jesus as a threat and have him crucified
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10-14-2004, 12:55 PM
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"Save me Jeeeee-buuuuuuuuuuuuus"
"Its Jesus you idiot"
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10-14-2004, 01:37 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I hope he smacks some senses in him
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10-14-2004, 01:52 PM
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10-14-2004, 01:53 PM
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Santa would fly in and he and the easter bunny would get it on with Jesus and BOTH Bush daughters in a wild sacriligeous beastiality coke-induced presidential orgy.
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10-14-2004, 01:55 PM
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Jesus would win.
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10-14-2004, 02:45 PM
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10-14-2004, 02:52 PM
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When Jesus met George Bush at the Gates of heaven ...
he said to himself ... I can't let him in ... 'cause when Clinton lied - noone died. So he said to Bush ... I'm going to ask you three questions ... if you get them right ... I will let you into heaven ... The first question is ... How many days are there in a year? Bush replied - "that's not fair - I have no advisors to tell me! Come on !!! ...let me think ....I got it 7" Jesus says - "Seven?" Bush replied - "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday " Jesus says - "Oh man ...okay okay" Next Question ..."hmmm ... How many seconds are in a year?" Bush stumbles and bumbles and finally answers - "12" Jesus says - "what - 12?" Bush says - ya - "January 2nd, February 2nd" Jesus frustrated says okay ... Considering all your "faith based" initiatives what is God's first name ... Bush immediately replies - "That's no problem - I went to church for years. Andy" Jesus says - "Andy?" Bush replies - "Ya ... all through Sunday School we sang songs that said ...Andy loves us, Andy cares for us, Andy provides for us ..."" ; ) |
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10-14-2004, 11:33 PM
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wow sexed has a semi funny side.
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10-14-2004, 11:38 PM
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LOL at the madtv ad...
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