What if Jesus and George Bush met?
 

I bet Jesus would think he?s a jerk.

Jesus would spit in George Bush's face, headbutt him to the ground and proceed to beat the shit out of him.

Then he'd start on boobmaster.

Jesus would kick his ass.

judgement day!!! be alarmed bush..be alarmed:warning

jesus would bitch smack the fuck outta him :1orglaugh

Bush = Jezus

why do you think Jezus got crucified in the first place ?

if this was 2000 years ago it would have happend to bush and his gang

Only a matter of time before it happens in South Park :glugglug

There's no such thing as Jesus. But if there was .... he would kick his ass.

It'll never happen since there's no God or Jesus. :glugglug

http://www.wischik.com/irene/cross/4...his-mother.jpg


jesus would bitch smack bush

in reply to platinumpimps post:

if there were only no bush :)

he'd be pissed :(

Yeah, probably! Jesus would tell Bush he doesn't deserve to go to heaven!

George is the second coming, according to many ministers... and surely they would know!

I saw on Bill Maher last night were Bush and his staff all really believe that they were apointed by God to do his bidding - that's what made me think that Jesus wouldn't even like Bush.

he would surely ask him to step down

now that would be something worthy of PPV, fuck wrestling. :glugglug

http://www2.warnerbros.com/madmagazi...446/jesus.html This is what happens!

Jesus would stab Bush in the face with a rusty knife and then Satan would appear and high-five Jesus.

http://www.newyorkslime.com/bush-smirkingthief.jpg "Oh shit- he's BLACK!"

Bush would see Jesus as a threat and have him crucified

"Save me Jeeeee-buuuuuuuuuuuuus"


"Its Jesus you idiot"

I hope he smacks some senses in him

That's funny as shit.

Santa would fly in and he and the easter bunny would get it on with Jesus and BOTH Bush daughters in a wild sacriligeous beastiality coke-induced presidential orgy.

Jesus would win.

LOL - this just keeps getting better and better. I'm gonna have to think for a while to come up with one to top the last 2 posts.

When Jesus met George Bush at the Gates of heaven ...

he said to himself ... I can't let him in ... 'cause when Clinton lied - noone died.

So he said to Bush ...
I'm going to ask you three questions ...
if you get them right ...

I will let you into heaven ...

The first question is ...
How many days are there in a year?

Bush replied - "that's not fair - I have no advisors to tell me! Come on !!! ...let me think ....I got it 7"

Jesus says - "Seven?"

Bush replied - "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday "

Jesus says - "Oh man ...okay okay"

Next Question ..."hmmm ... How many seconds are in a year?"

Bush stumbles and bumbles and finally answers - "12"

Jesus says - "what - 12?"

Bush says - ya - "January 2nd, February 2nd"

Jesus frustrated says okay ...
Considering all your "faith based" initiatives what is God's first name ...

Bush immediately replies - "That's no problem - I went to church for years. Andy"

Jesus says - "Andy?"

Bush replies - "Ya ... all through Sunday School we sang songs that said ...Andy loves us, Andy cares for us, Andy provides for us ...""


; )

Very clever.

wow sexed has a semi funny side.

LOL at the madtv ad...