SNOW

I would say for me is when i got jumped by 2 big mexican dudes for 20 bucks cause i wanted to buy illegal fireworks. I was only 12 years old.

boneprone

you are a busy busy gfy-er today!!

Making up for lost time?

Most scared moment in my life was probably when I was caught stealing at sears with my cousin.

We stole a baseball.

Crutch

This is a topic i know all to well.

I was surfing in the Monterey bay in the early evening/sunset. It's the most surreal and beautiful time to surf.

It started with the fog comming in within seconds, then the sun went down. It was pitch black with a 15 foot swell. Tons of sharks there as well.

Every time i tried try to get the shore, the swell would increase and break farther out into the ocean behind me. So i had to swing around, and paddle farther and farther out in order not to get crushed by the pressure of the wave slamming down on me. The problem is, they kept coming..one after the other. Huge swells...non stop. I just needed some time to sit and think on what i was going to do to survive this, but i wasn't getting it.
Keep in mind, during this, it's pitch black. I couldn't even see my board underneath me.

Only way i knew a big wave was building and coming, was the pull of the current under me.

After spending a little more then an hour, going over huge wave after wave, there was one wave in particular that I felt was coming. I knew i wasn't going to make it. So i paddled and paddled cause i knew this one was huge..(you can feel it in the current.) So while going up the face of the wave, trying to get over the top, I was so exausted that i didn't make it...the wave crashed while i was 3/4th up the face of it. My leash on my board snapped, and the surfboard was gone. I dove through the wave just in time, and fell about 8 feet behind it.

So now, it's just me in the middle on the Monterey Bay with a increasing 15 foot swell, and no surfboard to rest on. I couldn't even see the shore cause of the fog, not even my hand in front of my face. Nothing..black and cold as hell.

After about 4 hours of swimming miles at an angle with the current, feeling which way the shore was by the current, only treading water at 30 minute intervals to rest, and trying to avoid the undertow that comes with a 15 foot swell, i finally got to shore. I fell on the sand and slept to morning. I found my board about 6 miles away the next day. Though i could barley walk.

It's really amazing the stages your mind goes through during something this. First theres panic, then theres "im going to die..just accept it," then there's, "..just duck yourself under take a deep breath and get it overwidth," and then there's thinking about your family and loved ones. It was my family that kept me going.
Simple fact is, I should have been dead.

It's an experience i'll never forget.




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When I jumped from 70 meters!
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One time! Never again

RedShoe

For me it was when I found out that there really wasn't a BoneProne, and that the whole thing is a hoax. (Just kidding... or am I?)

Ok, as it turns out, I'm really good friends with Brian Simpson, (Stuntman) he doubled Kevin Peter Hall in "Predator"


One day Brian brought in one of his stunt pads to work, and he thought it would be fun show off a bit during lunch. Well, put a bunch of guys together and sure enough they'll try to out do each other.

Behind our shop was another building which had a ladder to the roof, (look close, you can see their high tech security system, to keep people off the roof).

So Simpson just climbs up and jumps off, some guys decided they could do it to so some would jump from about half way. (It seems so much higher when your up there)

I decided I was "crazy/brave" enough to do it with out looking, so I climbed the ladder, stood backwards, and just let myself fall off backwards. All you see is sky. You can't tell if you're lined up properly, and time seems to slow down. It took forever to hit the pad. It was the most scared I have ever been.

Time slows down maybe so you can scare the shit out of yourself wondering if maybe you pushed to hard when you fell, or maybe you're sideways, and you're going to miss. You just freeze. Suddenly everything speeds up and WHAM, you hit. You stop so fast that you actually lose your breath, but at the same time you feel the rush of adrenaline and you want to do it again. (I didn't)

This is Simpson jumping the first time.


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Hey, I like how everyone is stealing my BoneProne banner. No one even asks anymore. LOL

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Trax

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My mate Rocket had just come back from Germany with a brand spanking ZZR600 and we had been out playing around the countryside (Shropshire has some top roads).
When we were on the carpark back at camp, I asked for a razz on it - and he gave me the keys.

I took it out of camp and turned off the main road to a smaller road towards the next village - cos I knew the road well, and there's a nice big long straight on it.
Ya, well, I was hooping down this little road at about 120/130, round the little kink and whack the throttle full back.
140, 150, and then the little drop in the road - well, it was a little drop at 110 on my 250 at the time - but on the ZZR I was doing just over 155 on the clock and it turned into a BIG drop in the road.

Tank-slapper time (if you don't know what this is...it's when the handlebars go from full left to full right instantly - ask a couple of guys with sportsbikes) I had to let go of the bars and start slowing down for the right hander at the end of the straight - which I knew I could get around at about 70 if i was prepared for it. But i wasn't.

I was doing over 150 with no hands on the bars with the bars bouncing around so fast i couldn't grab them.
Pulse the back brake - bars stop flapping - grab front brake - down to 85 - pray there is nothing coming around the bend as i have to use the wrong side of the road to get through the bend.

I couldn't stop laughing hysterically for over half an hour - i had completely freaked myself!
Shit - i got loads of tales like this.

Lane

oncei was in a car accident, it scared the shit out of me until the car finally stopped

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I think the first time I saw 12clicks wearing those pink chaps, dancing a jig on the black jack table at the Venetian...

if there were anything scarier I forgot all about it right at that moment

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SNOW

WOW that was a great story about surfing dude.. I got scared myself...

Tucks

Last summer two guys came in the back door of a house I was in a 2am. One guy had a green vest, camo pants with a big knife strapped to the side and a wool mask on his face with eyeholes cut-out. The other was in jeans and a t-shirt with stockings pulled down over his face. Both were wearing surgical gloves.

The three of us had our wrist zip-tied, and were then the zip-ties were zip-tied together, thus connecting all of us. The camo-pants guys spoke (other guy never said a word) in an eastern-european accent, telling us to tell him where 'Greg' was and no one would get hurt. The real problem here is none of us knows a 'Greg'.

After about 15 minutes of this bizarre Tarantino-esque questioning, possibly realizing we had no fucking idea what they were talking about, the two guys told us not to move for two hours and left.

Waited 10 minutes. Called the cops who didn't give a shit, or at least acted like that was the case. Never heard another word about it.

Scared the living shit out of me. Happened in an upscale area of rural Sonoma county (out in the vineyards) - Les Claypool from Primus lives next-door. Still find myself wondering who the fuck 'Greg' is and if they ever found him.

True story. Honestly.

RedShoe

Hey Snow,
Actually I have more of an embarrasing story than a scary one.

I actually have video footage of the first time I shot a gun. The damn thing nearly tore my body in half from the kick.

Here see for yourself. http://www.consumptionjunction.com/c...ew.asp?id=2692
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Makaveli

First time I ate weed cake

mischief

As I pondered this question, several events crossed my mind,, but one memory is very vivid, and happened when I was about 12 years old, so it must be the scariest moment, or I wouldn't still be thinking about it. I grew up in Oakville Ontario, and had this crazy friend Tim, who always talked me into doing bizarre things with him, like jumping across the ice floes in the spring in the harbor, or climbing across the train bridge on the support trestles about 200 feet above a ravine. Anyway, in our travels we happened across an old abandoned house on the bluffs above Bronte Beach. This old house became our hideout for doing cool things like 12 year olds do, like smoke cigarettes, and pore over found playboys. Anyway, one night it was raining and mixing with freezing rain, and Tim thought it would be a good idea to climb out the windows on the second floor and climb to the top of the roof. As soon as I started climbing I could tell the wooden shingles were covered with ice. I tried wiggling up, and soon lost my grip, and started sliding down. I picked up speed real quick, and just as I was anticipating falling over the edge and dropping 25 feet to the ground, I just simply stopped. About one foot from the eaves. To this day I have no idea why I was sliding full speed on my belly on an ice covered roof towards the edge, and just suddenly stopped for no apparent reason. ( I now feel however that boneprone may have had something to do with it). This definately scared the living hell out of me. There have been other incidents that scared the hell out of me (I don't want to get into the night me and my bro -in -law got into a high speed chase at night on a gravel road on an Indian reservation over a misunderstanding on hunting rights). Anyway, nuff said, I've been scared shitless more than once.

titmowse

my scariest moment? damn, i've had a bunch.

i guess the mostest scariest was when i had my child three months premature. she's 14 now and starting her first year in high school which is pretty damned scary.



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About 20+ years ago, when I lived in Ohio (currently, it's Oregon), I walked to the drugstore with my 5 year old daughter in tow, and as I got up to the door of the store, I heard "Hey!" from a parked car, and when I turned, I saw a guy pointing a pistol right at me looking very serious, like he might pull the trigger at any instant. Then, he burst out in laughter and the car sped off. When it happened, I didn't know if I was going to die on the spot, and if my daughter was going to see me get killed and possibly get killed, too.


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You all outdid me.
My scariest moment so far was my sixteen year old daughter "hey mom can we go get some birth control."

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When I accidentally cut my neck... it was only a TINY little puncture, no bigger than a period ---> .

I couldn't stop the bleeding, it wasn't much but it just kept coming without hesitation... I managed to destroy two bathroom towels!

MrBrian

i was pretty scared when snow caught me in bed with his wife. lucky, he ran to the car to get his camera to shoot some content. thats when i hopped out of the bathroom window and havent seen him since....

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When I found out Melrose Place was being renewed for another season.

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When i met Meni

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When my script had a problem and my traffic was going down lol

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SykkBoy

Oh quite a few

when I was 7 I almost got struck by lightning...it was about 10 feet from me, but I felt the bzzzt and fell like a threee legged dog...for the next few days I had a sulfer taste in my mouth and my vision in one eye was blurred

when I was diagnosed with cancer...luckily, it was discovered in time and removed (actually just had another check up the other day and all is well so far)...

when my daughter was diagnosed with epilepsy...her first seizure scared the fuck out of me as she was only 2 and so damn tiny...

scariest though was when Marissa Tormeii (sp?) won an Oscar for "My Cousin Vinny"



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I was a 19D10 Cavalry Scout (I'm a city boy but I'm a bad ass motherfucker when it's time hit the bush) in Doha, Kuwait during Desert Storm and our genius commander decided we should line our ammo up between our M109 Howitzers, M1's, and Bradleys in the motor pool so we could load up and whip Iraqi ass in a hurry.

Too bad he forgot to take into consideration the problem with desert heat shorting out the electrical systems in our FASV artillery ammo carriers! One of them had an electrical short that ignited a charge. Our entire howitzer battery was combat loaded.

That one vehicle caught fire and ignited it's load of ammo... this started a chain reaction that blew the shit out of our entire squadron!

I was about 150M away when the shit started. There were half blown up tanks flying 300 feet high in the air and air scatterable mines exploding over us. Plus whole trailers of copperhead missles with 54 pounds of C4 in the tips exploding. Oh yea... TowII missles scittering accross the ground and exploding. The shit was fucking insane... here's some pics:


Here's what was left of our 2nd Squadron 11 Armored Cavalry Regiment




An M1 melted to the groud:




We all thought kewl... we can get the fuck out of here now that we don't have our victors anymore... not, 2 days later low boy truck showed up at our front gate with ALL BRAND NEW SHIYITE!

Anyways,

ALLONS MOTHERFUCKERS!
Scouts Out!

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WOW these are some fantastic stories guys.. It's so intresting to know about peoples lives and what they have experienced... Please guys keep them coming...

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I found myself flirting to a transvestite 1 time lol... She claimed she modeled for DKNY..

Exxxotica

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What insane stories!!!

I guess Im am very fortunate (praise Jesus) I really can't think of a time that I was REALLY scared.

I guess my time will come, I just hope I survive like the rest of you.

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SNOW

Oh come on exotica you have to have something??

dada

My scariest moment was when I was kidnapped by aliens

SNOW

HA HA You can make a fortune off a story like that..

Midnight

I was teaching at a private school, and was the musical director for a show that was travelling across the country. We were performing a series of shows in the northeast of the US during a snowstorm.

We were on our way back from a show late at night, when I saw a glint out of the corner of my eye. I did not really think about what I was doing, it was as if I was outside of my body. I ran to the embankment where a car was off the road, and there was smoke coming from under the car.

I saw a woman in the car, and I climbed in through the passenger window. I saw a baby seat in the back and tried to ask the woman where her baby was. Luckily there was no baby in the car. I could smell the gasoline, and the smoke was getting thick.

One of my students was near the car, and yelled up to the others to call an ambulance. I tried to get the woman out of the car. It was then that I realized that her leg was broken, and intertwined with the metal in the car, extracting her was impossible.

She was crying, and the smoke was getting thicker, and the gas smell was getting stronger. Gus, my student, yelled "Mr C, the gas is leaking and the fire is getting closer. Get out, Get out"

The woman was crying, hysterically. She begged me, please don't leave me. I looked in her eyes, and saw nothing but raw terror there. I yelled at Gus to get away from the car. He said, Mr C, I am not leaving you. I was so torn, I did not want my student to be hurt, I did not want to leave this woman alone to burn up in this car, and I did not want to die. I had no choice in my mind, and I stayed. I just held this strangers hand, and stayed.

I was lucky, in the sense that the fire trucks and police showed up right at that moment. They covered the car with foam, and they extracted the woman with the jaws of life. A few months later when she was rehabilitated she made a trip to the school, and spoke in front of the school about her experience.

It was for me, the scariest moment in my life.

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Wilber

I was invited to go scuba diving in Australia at the Great Barrier Reef.
Its where all scuba divers want to do a dive eventually in their lives
cause its so clear and beautiful. I didn't know shit 'bout scuba I never
did any diving w/tanks b4. My brother-in-law was hosting the gig and
he was diving since he was a wee lad. Me and my brother got a few
quick lessons in his pool and a few days later we went to the reef to
do the "big dive".

I'm sixty feet down and after seeing this glorious scenery and sea life
for what seemed to me to be five minutes was actually ½ an hour.
That's how much air-time I had in the tank I was using. Breathing
became very labored and I remembered, from the lessons, about the
reserve lever behind my head. I pulled the lever and breathing became
easier but its suppose to be only five minutes of air on reserve. I make
a b-line for the surface and find myself about 300 yards from shore
with major waves crashing down on me. I spit out the mouth piece and
go on snorkel because the air in the tank is now gone. The weight of my
gear is keeping me from getting anything but my head barely above the
surface and every wave that crashes down on me slams down the snorkel
and gags me.

I now have to navigate between these little coral patches and crawl on
top of them then dive in the water again to reach the next coral patch
to make my way to shore. When I am on the coral the waves crash down
on me and rake me over the sharp coral and I am being cut through the
wetsuit and am bleeding in a hundred places. The weight of the gear is
adding to the injuries as I am being raked over the coral patches.

By the time I made it to shore I was so exhausted I could barely keep
conscious. I was bleeding from my back, knees, elbows, shoulders, ass,
hips, chin, forehead, and chest. I laid on the beach for about an hour
b4 I could reach to start getting the gear off. It was 44C (whatever
that is in Farenheight) and I could not catch my breath. If I didn't
have the wetsuit on I would have been cut to ribbons way before I
made it to shore. I never went diving again and never will. I truly
saw death about 100 yards from shore and thought "this is it".

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Awesome posts man keep them coming..

jimmyf

I guess one of scariest moment's was my 3rd
jump in jump school. Never bothered me before my 3rd jump nor after, jumping from planes or choppers. As a matter of fact I really liked it alot the jumping (a real blast, just all the other shit
that went with being airborne that I didn't like.

Jim

SNOW

I dont think i can bungy jump ever...

spainyard

A few weeks ago I was in the shower while my kids were watching tv. When i got out my 2 year old was missing. He figured out how to get the back door unlocked and decided he wanted to see the world. We found him with the help of neighbors and the police about a half hour later playing in another backyard up the street. It was the scariest 30 minutes of my life.

pornJester

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