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IF You had 1 Wish What would that be??
I would have to say,even when i was a kid I always wanted to know what it was like to be invisible.. That would be my number 1..
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I always wanted that Green Lantern Ring when I was a kid.. I cant remeber why?? And Im not even sure what it does?? But I always wanted it as a kid.
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i always wanted to be able to fly
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I want to be Captain Scarlet - indestructible
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I stick with snow's wish - invisibility would be great.
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So Fucking Banned
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Teen hobbits..
Ive always wanted a bunch of drunk teen hobbits to tie me down and do the nasty things only teen hobbits know to do. |
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I can gang rape bobeprone and he would never see me.. I can even tie lensman up... LOL..
Yeah to fly is cool.. I would sneak my way in to top secret things.. Or i can kill sadam hussein.. |
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My 1 wish would be to make 20 sales of Internet Eraser so I MIGHT be able to win a new car!
![]() Seriously though - I would love invisibility. |
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Chasey Lain
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I always wanted to be Peter North
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To be a fighter pilot would be one of my dreams.. Or even to have sex with Aria Giovanni... lol
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Will code for food...
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I wanted to be a mermaid.. Aqua man was such a stud...
Kinda got my wish - I have my degree in marine biology Not that I have gotten to use it. ------------------ Melissa Davies [email protected] www.BillinGuru.com 954 856-3071 mobile 954 227-0926 office 954 827-0335 fax 15566387 ICQ Nobody is better than me!! |
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My wish would be to have more wishes
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I wanna be a millionaire and drive a Ferrari..I wanna be filthy rich...time to look for a sugardaddy.. |
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i always wanted to have the same abilities of the character The Shadow.. ever see that movie with alec baldwin? have powers of invisibility and "The power to cloud man's minds"..
WOO that'd be sweet. ![]() ------------------ Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake! Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth? |
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Hey Mango, my buddy lived with Chasey for 3 years, then got rid of her.
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Thats great wish melissa.... I alnost became a marine bioligist....
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![]() I wish, obviously, for unlimited amount of wishes, followed closely by an "Elvis drive thru wedding chappel" elopement with Aria, and a 2, no wait, 6 month honeymoon in a private villa on the island from "Castaway" (with all the comforts of a Las Vegas high-rollers suite of course) ARIA!! ARIA!! OH MY-A ARIA!!! <font face="Verdana">___________ CD ![]() * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Webmasters Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> Free content, ya you gonna get a big stiffy! ![]() |
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I score the goal that wins the Leafs the Stanley Cup. Oh my.
Or i can do that thing where you run up a wall and flip over. or there is such a thing as "nicohol." I'd definitely have to think about it. but yeah, infinity wishes. that's a good one. ------------------ Hosts4Porn The Adult Web Hosting Resource |
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I would be invisible and see Britney Spears and all the other celebrities nude..
Fuck, that would be so fuckn good : - ) |
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Royal I knew we had something in comon...I spell fine it's my big hands when i type.. You now what they say about men with big hands...
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If I had one wish it would be to travel in time, not the future, who cares about that, but the past. This would be awesome. Second would be the invisible thing. Third would be to fly.
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I would wish for world peace
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Fuck jenna jamesson!
that's my wish! |
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be 18 forever
.. or 21.. :P |
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One wish eh?
I know what i would wish for! CHANGE Thats all i gots to say, but great fucking thread! |
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I wish i was a.......DARKJEDI !!!!
BUHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! |
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I mean if your invisible you can have whatever you want right??
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I really wish....
You know when you lean back in your chair and almost fall and you catch yourself...that feeling you get...I want to feel like that all the time.....heheheeh No really.....i want to make money at this business.....and fuck porn stars... |
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100000 extra wishes :=)
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I wish....my tgp traffic would convert better than 1:3500
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Wow, I read the list, and .....
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Ya -- BIG SHOES AND BIG GLOVES ![]() I'll compare hand size with you anytime Snow. And hey! After that I'll use one of my unlimited wishes and we can take Soul's big-bastard boat out in the Caribbean with Jenna, Aria, Britney, and that really cool Jenna Elfman from "Dharma & Greg" heh heh. Champagne, seafood, and sex with butter sauce and sunset!! I'll go wake up Aria and tell her the good news ![]() <font face="Verdana">___________ CD ![]() * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> Free content, ya you gonna get a big stiffy! ![]() |
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I wish I would've started this thread, and have a shot at the DVD player
![]() but, definatly to become invisable! Britney would be 1st on the list. Many, Many more would follow ![]() |
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Hmm, only 3 asked for more wishes. I have to go with that... in fact.. pretty disappointed i am not the only one who thought of that
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[quote]Originally posted by Slick:
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be Arnold Schwarzenegger or how the fuck you spell it
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snow, invisibility would only give you a fake everything... you'd only get it by stealing it or something..
On my part, if I could have one thing, it would be to Know EVERYTHING.... I've always dreamed to be able to retire by the age of 30 and learn all aspects of the Human Psyche, Philosophy, and stuff like that... Imagine, if you'd own the key of all Knowledge available to human Kind, you'd have REALLY everything.... you'd know how to get rich, how to solve problems, how to get any chicks, how to please them for days, etc.. knowledge is the key. |
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Yeah I'll have what magnatique said
![]() Cool wish dude! |
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and you'll have an invisible dick,think about it and change wish!
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I would wish to be the smartest person in the world or be able to read people's minds
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I'd be down for complete knowledge of everything or to be able to see the future. With either of those you could have anything you wanted. Wanted to be rich? You'd know what to invest in. Wanted to get with that hot girl... you'd know how to get her already... cause you know EVERYTHING! No one could ever lie or cheat you.
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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yeah but mag, how would you ever sort through everything that was in your brain to find the simple answers???
seems like way too many lines of data to run thru ![]() |
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