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EROTEEK · 10-12-2004, 02:17 AM

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the Mother says,
"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of the house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the car and comes to the house.
He sits in the living room with the parents and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation.
But I will take charge and try to do the right thing.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank achahahaha.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be several factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each."
"However", the gentleman goes on, "if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the girls' father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You FUCK her again!!!"

fr33s3x · 10-12-2004, 02:19 AM

Great!

SpaceAce · 10-12-2004, 02:21 AM

Good one, but a little obvious at the end

SpaceAce

WickedVenus · 10-12-2004, 02:22 AM

LMAO! Good One

reynold · 10-12-2004, 02:25 AM

good one! hilarious!

10-12-2004, 02:17 AM	#1
EROTEEK Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Transylvania...no kidding Posts: 419	Joke Of The Day An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the Mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of the house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the car and comes to the house. He sits in the living room with the parents and the girl and tells them: "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation. But I will take charge and try to do the right thing. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life." Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank achahahaha. If a boy is born, my legacy will be several factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each." "However", the gentleman goes on, "if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the girls' father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You FUCK her again!!!" __________________ EROTEEK STUDIOS Yahoo: Eroteek_Studios ICQ: 346685131 CUSTOM AND EXCLUSIVE CONTENT

10-12-2004, 02:19 AM	#2
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Great! __________________

10-12-2004, 02:22 AM	#4
WickedVenus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ICQ: 309691342 ---- Yahoo Messenger: wickedvenus_acv Posts: 3,877	LMAO! Good One __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

10-12-2004, 02:21 AM	#3
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	Good one, but a little obvious at the end SpaceAce

10-12-2004, 02:25 AM	#5
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	good one! hilarious!