Do you believe that one day the Messiah will come?

[EscortBiz]

lets hear

[TheJimmy]

3 major religions say it's gonna happen...


I'll say it's possible based on that...

[boobmaster]

Originally posted by EscortBiz
lets hear

John 4:25
The woman said, "I know that Messiah" (called Christ) "is coming. When he comes, he will explain everything to us."

[boobmaster]

Jesus is the Messiah and he's coming again!

[Gynecologist]

Nope, they killed him. If in fact he ever really did exist. Plus, the only people who say they saw him float into heaven were a couple of women (one of them a whore) and we all know how trustworthy they are.

[Joe Citizen]

Originally posted by boobmaster
John 4:25
The woman said, "I know that Messiah" (called Christ) "is coming. When he comes, he will explain everything to us."

They were talking about him ejaculating.



HOLY CUM!

[Pleasurepays]

Originally posted by Gynecologist
Nope, they killed him. If in fact he ever really did exist. Plus, the only people who say they saw him float into heaven were a couple of women (one of them a whore) and we all know how trustworthy they are.

there are only different accounts of his "ressurection" in the New Testement. People pick out what they want to believe and discard the obvious contradictions and impossibilities.

[Paraskass]

The reality is he probably will be coming.
The reality is also that people will call him some crazy freak, not believe his story, and probably lock him up in a mental institution saying he was a crazy guy calling himself Jesus.

[boobmaster]

Originally posted by Gynecologist
Nope, they killed him. If in fact he ever really did exist. Plus, the only people who say they saw him float into heaven were a couple of women (one of them a whore) and we all know how trustworthy they are.

At least conceding that he existed, which is more than most are willing to concede.

Don't you want to believe that one man can break the power of death and the grave? It means eternal life for all of us. Don't you want to believe that you will live forever?

[Ironhorse]

Self-fulfilling prophecy..

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally posted by boobmaster
At least conceding that he existed, which is more than most are willing to concede.

Don't you want to believe that one man can break the power of death and the grave? It means eternal life for all of us. Don't you want to believe that you will live forever?

I hope not.

Forever is a long time. Careful for what you wish for in death and living.

[boobmaster]

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
there are only different accounts of his "ressurection" in the New Testement. People pick out what they want to believe and discard the obvious contradictions and impossibilities.

Obvious contradictions? Name one? God has the power to raise the dead.

[V_RocKs]

Originally posted by Paraskass
The reality is he probably will be coming.
The reality is also that people will call him some crazy freak, not believe his story, and probably lock him up in a mental institution saying he was a crazy guy calling himself Jesus.

I think you need to re-read the bible bro... This time he doesn't come as a man...

[KRL]

Don't know about the Messiah, but the Madonna is here already and I'm fine with that!

[Sophmaster]

Well ... If he's coming , can you ask him to bring my Ibill check with him please !

[Pleasurepays]

Originally posted by boobmaster
Obvious contradictions? Name one? God has the power to raise the dead.

Who incited David to count the fighting men of Israel?
(a) God did (2 Samuel 24: 1)
(b) Satan did (I Chronicles 2 1:1)

In that count how many fighting men were found in Israel?
(a) Eight hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9)
(b) One million, one hundred thousand (IChronicles 21:5)

How many fighting men were found in Judah?
(a) Five hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9)
(b) Four hundred and seventy thousand (I Chronicles 21:5)

God sent his prophet to threaten David with how many years of famine?
(a) Seven (2 Samuel 24:13)
(b) Three (I Chronicles 21:12)

How old was Ahaziah when he began to rule over Jerusalem?
(a) Twenty-two (2 Kings 8:26)
(b) Forty-two (2 Chronicles 22:2)

How old was Jehoiachin when he became king of Jerusalem?
(a) Eighteen (2 Kings 24:8)
(b) Eight (2 Chronicles 36:9)

How long did he rule over Jerusalem?
(a) Three months (2 Kings 24:8)
(b) Three months and ten days (2 Chronicles 36:9)

The chief of the mighty men of David lifted up his spear and killed how many men at one time?
(a) Eight hundred (2 Samuel 23:8)
(b) Three hundred (I Chronicles 11: 11)

When did David bring the Ark of the Covenant to Jerusalem? Before defeating the Philistines or after?
(a) After (2 Samuel 5 and 6)
(b) Before (I Chronicles 13 and 14)

How many pairs of clean animals did God tell Noah to take into the Ark?
(a) Two (Genesis 6:19, 20)
(b) Seven (Genesis 7:2). But despite this last instruction only two pairs went into the ark (Genesis 7:8-9)

When David defeated the King of Zobah, how many horsemen did he capture?
(a) One thousand and seven hundred (2 Samuel 8:4)
(b) Seven thousand (I Chronicles 18:4)

How many stalls for horses did Solomon have?
(a) Forty thousand (I Kings 4:26)
(b) Four thousand (2 chronicles 9:25)

In what year of King Asa's reign did Baasha, King of Israel die?
(a) Twenty-sixth year (I Kings 15:33 - 16:8)
(b) Still alive in the thirty-sixth year (2 Chronicles 16:1)

How many overseers did Solomon appoint for the work of building the temple?
(a) Three thousand six hundred (2 Chronicles 2:2)
(b) Three thousand three hundred (I Kings 5:16)

Solomon built a facility containing how many baths?
(a) Two thousand (1 Kings 7:26)
(b) Over three thousand (2 Chronicles 4:5)

Of the Israelites who were freed from the Babylonian captivity, how many were the children of Pahrath-Moab?
(a) Two thousand eight hundred and twelve (Ezra 2:6)
(b) Two thousand eight hundred and eighteen (Nehemiah 7:11)

How many were the children of Zattu?
(a) Nine hundred and forty-five (Ezra 2:8)
(b) Eight hundred and forty-five (Nehemiah 7:13)

How many were the children of Azgad?
(a) One thousand two hundred and twenty-two (Ezra 2:12)
(b) Two thousand three hundred and twenty-two (Nehemiah 7:17)

How many were the children of Adin?
(a) Four hundred and fifty-four (Ezra 2:15)
(b) Six hundred and fifty-five (Nehemiah 7:20)

How many were the children of Hashum?
(a) Two hundred and twenty-three (Ezra 2:19)
(b) Three hundred and twenty-eight (Nehemiah 7:22)

How many were the children of Bethel and Ai?
(a) Two hundred and twenty-three (Ezra 2:28)
(b) One hundred and twenty-three (Nehemiah 7:32)

Ezra 2:64 and Nehemiah 7:66 agree that the total number of the whole assembly was 42,360. Yet the numbers do not add up to anything close. The totals obtained from each book is as follows:
(a) 29,818 (Ezra)
(b) 31,089 (Nehemiah)

How many singers accompanied the assembly?
(a) Two hundred (Ezra 2:65)
(b) Two hundred and forty-five (Nehemiah 7:67)

What was the name of King Abijah?s mother?
(a) Michaiah, daughter of Uriel of Gibeah (2 Chronicles 13:2)
(b) Maachah, daughter of Absalom (2 Chronicles 11:20) But Absalom had only one daughter whose name was Tamar (2 Samuel 14:27)

Did Joshua and the Israelites capture Jerusalem?
(a) Yes (Joshua 10:23, 40)
(b) No (Joshua 15:63)

Who was the father of Joseph, husband of Mary?
(a) Jacob (Matthew 1:16)
(b) Hell (Luke 3:23)

Jesus descended from which son of David?
(a) Solomon (Matthew 1:6)
(b) Nathan(Luke3:31)

Who was the father of Shealtiel?
(a) Jechoniah (Matthew 1:12)
(b) Neri? (Luke 3:27)

Which son of Zerubbabel was an ancestor of Jesus Christ?
(a) Abiud (Matthew 1: 13)
(b) Rhesa (Luke 3:27) But the seven sons of Zerubbabel are as follows: i.Meshullam, ii. Hananiah, iii. Hashubah, iv. Ohel, v.Berechiah, vi. Hasadiah, viii. Jushabhesed (I Chronicles 3:19, 20). The names Abiud and Rhesa do not fit in anyway.

Who was the father of Uzziah?
(a) Joram (Matthew 1:8)
(b) Amaziah (2 Chronicles 26:1)

Who as the father of Jechoniah?
(a) Josiah (Matthew 1:11)
(b) Jeholakim (I Chronicles 3:16)

How many generations were there from the Babylonian exile until Christ?
(a) Matthew says fourteen (Matthew 1:17)
(b) But a careful count of the generations reveals only thirteen (see Matthew 1: 12-16)

Who was the father of Shelah?
(a) Cainan (Luke 3:35-36)
(b) Arphaxad (Genesis II: 12)

Was John the Baptist Elijah who was to come?
(a) Yes (Matthew II: 14, 17:10-13)
(b) No(John 1:19-21)

Would Jesus inherit David?s throne?
(a) Yes. So said the angel (Luke 1:32)
(b) No, since he is a descendant of Jehoiakim (see Matthew 1: I 1, I Chronicles 3:16). And Jehoiakim was cursed by God so that none of his descendants can sit upon David?s throne (Jeremiah 36:30)

Jesus rode into Jerusalem on how many animals?
(a) One - a colt (Mark 11:7; cf Luke 19:3 5). ?And they brought the colt to Jesus and threw their garments on it; and he sat upon it.?
(b) Two - a colt and an ass (Matthew 21:7). ?They brought the ass and the colt and put their garments on them and he sat thereon.?

How did Simon Peter find out that Jesus was the Christ?
(a) By a revelation from heaven (Matthew 16:17)
(b) His brother Andrew told him (John 1:41)

Where did Jesus first meet Simon Peter and Andrew?
(a) By the sea of Galilee (Matthew 4:18-22)
(b) On the banks of river Jordan (John 1:42). After that, Jesus decided to go to Galilee (John 1:43)

When Jesus met Jairus was Jairus? daughter already dead?
(a) Yes. Matthew 9:18 quotes him as saying, ?My daughter has just died.?
(b) No. Mark 5:23 quotes him as saying, ?My little daughter is at the point of death.?

[boobmaster]

Originally posted by AlienQ
I hope not.

Forever is a long time. Careful for what you wish for in death and living.

We are like caterpillars, welled up in cacoons, waiting to spring forth as butterflies in the next life. Egg to larvae (this life), pupa to butterfly (afterlife). This is God's plan, and it's written in nature.

[AnalProbe]

They always said I'd come.

I am here.

Now what are you waiting for ?

[FlyingIguana]

Originally posted by TheJimmy
3 major religions say it's gonna happen...


I'll say it's possible based on that...

religions are there to control people.

[boobmaster]

Originally posted by Pleasurepays

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Copy and paste from evil bible dot com?? None of these supposed contradictions are contradictions at all. It's all just a bunch of atheist wordplay. There are no LEGITIMATE contradictions in the bible.

[reynold]

well i dont know....