What can you do about a barking dog? - GoFuckYourself.com

Lace · 10-11-2004, 08:40 PM

The stupid fuck has been outside for the past 30 minutes or so barking non-stop and my dog is sitting here growling at the window.

I've called the police and they said they basicly cant do shit but give me a number to animal control to call tomorrow and issue them a ciatation.

I don't know whos fuckin dog it is. I walked out there and the bastard came running at me.

Im going to go back out in 20 minutes and if he is out there, I'll put him down myself.

Easton · 10-11-2004, 08:41 PM

shoot the owner

Lace · 10-11-2004, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
shoot the owner

If I knew who that was...

wdsguy · 10-11-2004, 08:42 PM

kick it in da nutz

ztik · 10-11-2004, 08:42 PM

mix drano with hamburger
huck over fence

SpikeHeel · 10-11-2004, 08:43 PM

feed him..just throw some waste food, maybe dog is hungry.just don't go near him, theres a possibilty that he will bite you...remember the rabies.

Lace · 10-11-2004, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ztik
mix drano with hamburger
huck over fence

Lace · 10-11-2004, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpikeHeel
feed him..just throw some waste food, maybe dog is hungry.just don't go near him, theres a possibilty that he will bite you...remember the rabies.

Well im not going out without any "tools"

the_wizz · 10-11-2004, 08:45 PM

The cops cannot do anything except give the owner a noise citation.

Animal control will either take the dog (if its loose) or write a citation/warning to the owner.

Don't kill the dog. Its only doing what it knows how to do.

Spunky · 10-11-2004, 08:45 PM

Try holding his mouth shut

Fred Quimby · 10-11-2004, 08:46 PM

Lace · 10-11-2004, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the_wizz
The cops cannot do anything except give the owner a noise citation.

Animal control will either take the dog (if its loose) or write a citation/warning to the owner.

Don't kill the dog. Its only doing what it knows how to do.

So that leaves me with which option[s]

None.

He's still barking, t minus 15 minutes.

D-man · 10-11-2004, 08:47 PM

shoot it - (if it's yours)

shoot the owner - (if it's not yours)

Lace · 10-11-2004, 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by D-man
shoot it - (if it's yours)

shoot the owner - (if it's not yours)

Once again, not mine, and I don't know the owner.

Vendzilla · 10-11-2004, 08:51 PM

Makes me glad I own an AR-15

Theodor S. Geisel · 10-11-2004, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by D-man
shoot it - (if it's yours)

shoot the owner - (if it's not yours)

Generally, if it's in YOUR yard and you OWN the yard, then you can blow the dog's brains out. Otherwise, just mace it over and over.

Lace · 10-11-2004, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Theodor S. Geisel
Generally, if it's in YOUR yard and you OWN the yard, then you can blow the dog's brains out. Otherwise, just mace it over and over.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Theodor S. Geisel · 10-11-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Lace
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

It wouldn't do anything to the noise level, but a change in barking pitch would notify the owner, if it gave a damn about the stupid dog.

People should learn to control their animals.

I hope Xster joins this thread. He'd love to discuss this with you.

Methodcash Rick · 10-11-2004, 08:56 PM

This always works for me..

Sharky · 10-11-2004, 09:17 PM

What are you, A Pussy?

Go out there and kick the fucking dog out of your yard.
Stop hiding inside like a bitch scared of a cockroach.

candyflip · 10-11-2004, 09:21 PM

PersianKitty · 10-11-2004, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lace
The stupid fuck has been outside for the past 30 minutes or so barking non-stop and my dog is sitting here growling at the window.

I've called the police and they said they basicly cant do shit but give me a number to animal control to call tomorrow and issue them a ciatation.

I don't know whos fuckin dog it is. I walked out there and the bastard came running at me.

Im going to go back out in 20 minutes and if he is out there, I'll put him down myself.

gee..sure ..why not.. it's only a misdemeanor in most states.

devilspost · 10-11-2004, 09:29 PM

spray with waterhose.

jollyperv · 10-11-2004, 09:31 PM

Ear plugs.

BRISK · 10-11-2004, 09:40 PM

I hate that

TondaB · 10-11-2004, 09:43 PM

What kind of dog is it?

Lace · 10-11-2004, 09:44 PM

big ass rotty...stupid fuckin neighbors let him in right as i was walking back out...

emthree · 10-11-2004, 09:46 PM

Option #1: Bark back
Option #2: Throw some food across the street so it will go there. Do not feed it infront of your house, it will come back.
Option #3: Stop being such a fucking pussy and grow some balls.

rollinthunder · 10-11-2004, 09:50 PM

My dogs bark all night this time of the year and they live outside. The wolves instigate, its natural behavior, I've never had a complaint although I'm at least a couple hundred feet from the closest house.

John3 · 10-11-2004, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by jollyperv
Ear plugs.

for Lace's dog?

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