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Loryn · 10-11-2004, 04:18 PM

I am sure some of you have heard this so this is for the ones who have not. Just something to make ya smile on Monday!!!

After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood, the mailman was going to retire.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!

When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"?

"Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."

Ice · 10-11-2004, 04:19 PM

cute

aflex · 10-11-2004, 04:19 PM

i thought you meant karl malone!

BradM · 10-11-2004, 04:20 PM

Hahahaha lollll

Loryn · 10-11-2004, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aflex
i thought you meant karl malone!

loverboy · 10-11-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aflex
i thought you meant karl malone!

same here

WickedVenus · 10-11-2004, 04:24 PM

great joke!!! cheered me up! I was having a bad day!

CyberAgeGary · 10-11-2004, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by aflex
i thought you meant karl malone!

Me too,

But funny joke indeed....

wdsguy · 10-11-2004, 04:25 PM

lol nice

Doctor Dre · 10-11-2004, 04:26 PM

the hubby got owned

Loryn · 10-11-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by WickedVenus
great joke!!! cheered me up! I was having a bad day!

Good!!! That is all I wanted to do!!!

WiredGuy · 10-11-2004, 04:50 PM

EscortBiz · 10-11-2004, 04:51 PM

remember seeing this story on cnn

by the way good one never heard it

jmk · 10-11-2004, 04:56 PM

I had a nice laugh

cold_ice · 10-11-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by aflex
i thought you meant karl malone!

Same for me. Well maybe I should consider being a mailman.

BruceM · 10-11-2004, 05:14 PM

Hahaha funny thanks Loryn

Naughty · 10-11-2004, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by aflex
i thought you meant karl malone!

So did I, I just saw this terrible movie Soul Plane with him in it 2 hours ago

bangman · 10-11-2004, 05:20 PM

that was good

pornguy · 10-11-2004, 05:22 PM

I have heard that one a bunh of time. But it always makes me want to run out and start delivering mail.

10-11-2004, 04:18 PM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	The Mailman Retires I am sure some of you have heard this so this is for the ones who have not. Just something to make ya smile on Monday!!! After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood, the mailman was going to retire. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea." __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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