My favorite Bush quote during the debate. - GoFuckYourself.com

eroswebmaster · 10-11-2004, 12:28 PM

This little quote IMO really gives insight as to how out of touch to everyday life this man is...much like all men of power.

"There's a rumor on the InternetS"

Yes the internetS plural...LOL

That's geezer talk..that's the kind of shit your old man says..or your gramps.

Next thing he'll accuse us all of "taking the pot."

stocktrader23 · 10-11-2004, 12:30 PM

"Want some wood?"

eroswebmaster · 10-11-2004, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
"Want some wood?"

LOL...I love how this man thinks he's so fucking funny.

DWB · 10-11-2004, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
"Want some wood?"

I spit pepsi through my nose when he said that. It was pretty funny just becuse he is so dumb.

Sleazylee · 10-11-2004, 12:35 PM

It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.

BlingDaddy · 10-11-2004, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
"Want some wood?"

That was my favorite too.....

stocktrader23 · 10-11-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by Sleazylee
It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.

Bush couldn't own a fucking pretzel.......

or his bike.......

or a Segway.........

or his fucking dog.

eroswebmaster · 10-11-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by Sleazylee
It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.

Bush owned?

LOL m'kay....as Bush would say..."you've been taking the pot."

eroswebmaster · 10-11-2004, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Mystery Man
yeah i noticed that too i almost spit out my coke when i heard that i mean even my mom knows how to pronounce the word and im not sure she has ever even logged on.

how did it go

wasnt it something like

there is rumours on the internets that we will have a draft

lol

Yeah that was pretty much it...LOL

It really stood out...I'm also trying to remember the quote about the constitution where he totally fucked it up..that was hilarious.

stocktrader23 · 10-11-2004, 12:43 PM

stocktrader23 · 10-11-2004, 12:46 PM

marzzo · 10-11-2004, 12:46 PM

You forgot Poland

http://www.youforgotpoland.com/

Paraskass · 10-11-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Sleazylee
It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.

what facts wrong?
the wood one?

stocktrader23 · 10-11-2004, 12:50 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by stocktrader23

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Vendot · 10-11-2004, 12:56 PM

I think the funniest bit was when he angrily interrupted the mediator boss guy (or whatever you call it) and everyone thought he was gonna come back with something original.

Instead, he just comes back with the same old shit he'd already said before....

MattO · 10-11-2004, 01:04 PM

It's "Need some wood?":
http://www.needsumwood.com
I put an mp3 on there to listen to the line

Dead13 · 10-11-2004, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by Sleazylee
It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.

Maybe yu should check your own facts. Because Kerry's statement about Bush filing as a small business owner of a timber company is absolutly true.

Look it up.

jade_dragon · 10-11-2004, 01:10 PM

I am going to go with "Need some wood" lie or not the way he played the whole thing was great.

rambler · 10-11-2004, 01:11 PM

I have been trying to stay away from politics lately but I am curious as to what "the wood" qoute is refering to? Did Kerry say Bush owned some wood stocks but Bush denied it or something?

EDIT: forget it I didn't see the above posts

NichePay_Manny · 10-11-2004, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
This little quote IMO really gives insight as to how out of touch to everyday life this man is...much like all men of power.

"There's a rumor on the InternetS"

Yes the internetS plural...LOL

That's geezer talk..that's the kind of shit your old man says..or your gramps.

Next thing he'll accuse us all of "taking the pot."

I agree with u 100%

lb_vee · 10-11-2004, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by marzzo
You forgot Poland

http://www.youforgotpoland.com/

- awesome

10-11-2004, 12:28 PM	#1
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10-11-2004, 12:30 PM	#2
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	"Want some wood?" __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

10-11-2004, 12:43 PM	#10
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	__________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

10-11-2004, 12:46 PM	#11
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	__________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

10-11-2004, 12:50 PM	#14
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	[QUOTE]Originally posted by stocktrader23 "Segway® Human Transporter (HT) can self-balance because of a technology called dynamic stabilization. Dynamic Stabilization works in much the same way your own sense of balance does. Where you have an inner ear, eyes, muscles, and a brain to keep you balanced, the Segway HT has solid-state gyroscopes, tilt sensors, high-speed microprocessors, and powerful electric motors performing to keep it balanced. Working in concert, these extensively tested, redundant systems sense your center of gravity, instantaneously assess the information, and make minute adjustments one hundred times a second. Segway HT balances whether you're traveling at 10 mph, carrying a heavy load, slowly maneuvering in tight spaces, or standing perfectly still. " __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

10-11-2004, 12:35 PM	#5
Sleazylee Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 208	It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.

10-11-2004, 12:46 PM	#12
marzzo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,134	You forgot Poland http://www.youforgotpoland.com/

10-11-2004, 12:56 PM	#15
Vendot Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Malaysia Posts: 3,376	I think the funniest bit was when he angrily interrupted the mediator boss guy (or whatever you call it) and everyone thought he was gonna come back with something original. Instead, he just comes back with the same old shit he'd already said before....

10-11-2004, 01:04 PM	#16
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	It's "Need some wood?": http://www.needsumwood.com I put an mp3 on there to listen to the line

10-11-2004, 01:10 PM	#18
jade_dragon Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: NEW ORLEANS/Baton Rouge BABY! Posts: 1,737	I am going to go with "Need some wood" lie or not the way he played the whole thing was great. __________________ even ADULTS need TOYS icq: 3 6 3 2 6 6 6 7 \| aim: conglomorateman open for business, affiliates and friendships

10-11-2004, 01:11 PM	#19
rambler Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: vancouver Posts: 745	I have been trying to stay away from politics lately but I am curious as to what "the wood" qoute is refering to? Did Kerry say Bush owned some wood stocks but Bush denied it or something? EDIT: forget it I didn't see the above posts Last edited by rambler; 10-11-2004 at 01:12 PM..