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eroswebmaster 10-11-2004 12:28 PM

My favorite Bush quote during the debate.
 
This little quote IMO really gives insight as to how out of touch to everyday life this man is...much like all men of power.

"There's a rumor on the InternetS"

Yes the internetS plural...LOL

That's geezer talk..that's the kind of shit your old man says..or your gramps.

Next thing he'll accuse us all of "taking the pot."

stocktrader23 10-11-2004 12:30 PM

"Want some wood?"

eroswebmaster 10-11-2004 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
"Want some wood?"
LOL...I love how this man thinks he's so fucking funny.

DWB 10-11-2004 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
"Want some wood?"
I spit pepsi through my nose when he said that. It was pretty funny just becuse he is so dumb.

Sleazylee 10-11-2004 12:35 PM

It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.

BlingDaddy 10-11-2004 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
"Want some wood?"
That was my favorite too..... :1orglaugh

stocktrader23 10-11-2004 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleazylee
It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.
Bush couldn't own a fucking pretzel.......




or his bike.......



or a Segway.........





or his fucking dog.

eroswebmaster 10-11-2004 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleazylee
It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.
Bush owned?

LOL m'kay....as Bush would say..."you've been taking the pot."

eroswebmaster 10-11-2004 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Mystery Man
yeah i noticed that too i almost spit out my coke when i heard that i mean even my mom knows how to pronounce the word and im not sure she has ever even logged on.

how did it go

wasnt it something like

there is rumours on the internets that we will have a draft

lol

Yeah that was pretty much it...LOL

It really stood out...I'm also trying to remember the quote about the constitution where he totally fucked it up..that was hilarious.

stocktrader23 10-11-2004 12:43 PM

http://www.saneasylum.com/news/archi..._drops_dog.jpg

stocktrader23 10-11-2004 12:46 PM

http://www.rundom.com/houssein/media/segway.jpg

http://freespace.virgin.net/thebitte...sh_pretzel.gif

marzzo 10-11-2004 12:46 PM

You forgot Poland :)

http://www.youforgotpoland.com/

Paraskass 10-11-2004 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleazylee
It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.
what facts wrong?
the wood one?

stocktrader23 10-11-2004 12:50 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by stocktrader23
http://www.rundom.com/houssein/media/segway.jpg

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Vendot 10-11-2004 12:56 PM

I think the funniest bit was when he angrily interrupted the mediator boss guy (or whatever you call it) and everyone thought he was gonna come back with something original.

Instead, he just comes back with the same old shit he'd already said before....

MattO 10-11-2004 01:04 PM

It's "Need some wood?":
http://www.needsumwood.com
I put an mp3 on there to listen to the line

Dead13 10-11-2004 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by Sleazylee
It was more dumb that Kerry got his facts wrong and gave the president a chance to make fun of him. He owned that debate hands down.
Maybe yu should check your own facts. Because Kerry's statement about Bush filing as a small business owner of a timber company is absolutly true.

Look it up. :1orglaugh

jade_dragon 10-11-2004 01:10 PM

I am going to go with "Need some wood" lie or not the way he played the whole thing was great.

rambler 10-11-2004 01:11 PM

I have been trying to stay away from politics lately but I am curious as to what "the wood" qoute is refering to? Did Kerry say Bush owned some wood stocks but Bush denied it or something?

EDIT: forget it I didn't see the above posts

NichePay_Manny 10-11-2004 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
This little quote IMO really gives insight as to how out of touch to everyday life this man is...much like all men of power.

"There's a rumor on the InternetS"

Yes the internetS plural...LOL

That's geezer talk..that's the kind of shit your old man says..or your gramps.

Next thing he'll accuse us all of "taking the pot."

I agree with u 100%

lb_vee 10-11-2004 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by marzzo
You forgot Poland :)

http://www.youforgotpoland.com/

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh - awesome:thumbsup


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