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Old 10-11-2004, 12:13 PM   #1
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If regular people controlled the internet....(add yours)

Most sites would only run from 9-5.
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Old 10-11-2004, 12:15 PM   #2
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most sites would be family oriented.
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Old 10-11-2004, 12:16 PM   #3
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they would run 9 to 5 but not be open from 11:30 to 1 because the workers would be at lunch...
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Old 10-11-2004, 12:20 PM   #4
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Old 10-11-2004, 01:04 PM   #5
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none of us would be interested in the internet
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Old 10-11-2004, 01:05 PM   #6
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they would run 9 to 5 but not be open from 11:30 to 1 because the workers would be at lunch...
except those based in NY which would be open at all hours of the night and deliver to you anywhere on the island!
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Old 10-11-2004, 01:06 PM   #7
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Old 10-11-2004, 01:17 PM   #8
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It would be called "The Amazing InterWeb" or some stupid shit like that.
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Old 10-11-2004, 01:59 PM   #9
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You would pay long distance charges for browsing an out of state site.

Or international charges for a foreign site.
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:00 PM   #10
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It would be entirly run by the phone company.
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:32 PM   #11
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It would be called "The Amazing InterWeb" or some stupid shit like that.
More like the "information superhighway" LOL!
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:33 PM   #12
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:34 PM   #13
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:34 PM   #14
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:35 PM   #15
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Black porn sites would link to liquor sites and fried chicken sites.
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:35 PM   #16
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You would pay long distance charges for browsing an out of state site.

Or international charges for a foreign site.
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:36 PM   #17
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There would be no free porn.
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:38 PM   #18
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Black porn sites would link to liquor sites and fried chicken sites.
all the white sites would be smaller than the black sites.

sorry man you laid it out for me, have I mentioned you are one of my favorite personalities. Hit me up on icq sometime.
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:48 PM   #19
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and asian porn to the humane society adoption page.
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:49 PM   #20
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