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Old 10-10-2004, 07:59 PM   #1
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Is the Goatse pic real or photchopped?

Call me stupid but I cant ponder how someones asshole can be stretched that much
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:00 PM   #2
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thats sickkkkkkkkkkk
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:01 PM   #4
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I think it's real...i sad to say that i've seen too many differnt pics for it to be fake....
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:01 PM   #5
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:02 PM   #6
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Battuss posted the whole series some time ago, based on this evidence, I believe it is real
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:04 PM   #7
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:12 PM   #8
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I'd say it's quite real. I've seen some fairly flaccid sphincter's in my nursing days, but none quite like Goatse's.
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:14 PM   #9
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only his proctologist knows for sure.
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:14 PM   #10
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Interview from the real goatse :

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/

BME: When did you first realize that your ass could be the source of pleasure?

While watching porno films I saw women getting dick in their ass all the time and they seemed to like it a lot, so I thought I'd give it a try.

BME: What was it like the first time you stuck anything in your ass?

I was about twenty at the time the first time I tried it. The first time -- actually most of the first year -- I took no pleasure from it. But, I knew that the porn stars seemed to enjoy it, so I stuck at it and grew to love it as well.

BME: Why did you start putting larger objects in?

I saw gay films where men who were taking whole arms up their ass were getting pleasure from it. I learned to take pleasure from stretching my ass, and the wider I opened it, the more pleasure I took.

BME: How quickly were you able to move up to bigger items? Do you have a training regime?

It took me about two years to be able to take a wine bottle, and four years to take a 32cm ball. Recently I've been able to take a big ball, much bigger than the bottle. To pass that level I had to first train my ass with bigger bottles, like 1.5L pop bottles. There were a number of painful sessions with a lot of blood and ass-hurt for about four days after each session.

Because I am not comfortable writing in English, I will tell you my personal method in French.

BME: Thanks, I'll do my best to translate it for the readers. (Note: The following answer was translated by BME -- I apologize for errors in the translation.)

When I first started, I was using small bottles of shampoo. After that, I tried small apples, and then bigger ones. At this point I'd put a year of stretching in, and bought myself a large dildo.

My method was to dilate my ass as often as I could -- every day, even if just for a short while. Before starting it's important to use a large dildo; use it to both warm up and clean your ass, so make sure you stick it up all the way. When you find that you can take this large dildo without any work-up or preparation, then you know that you're ready to take it to the next step.

Then, in each session, to get your bottom prepared, put in a big cucumber. Soon you'll arrive at a point where even the biggest cucumbers you can buy at the grocery fit easily in your ass. Now you're ready to get serious. Buy a small Coke bottle, and use that in your ass. When that passes in and out easily, move on to bottles of wine. Once you can take wine bottles easily, you can move on to even bigger things.

If at this point you're having trouble with the 1.5L Coke bottle (just try not to force it out because the bottle is very hard), you can also have slower stretching fun with candles. Try putting them in one by one and seeing how many you can fit in -- at this time I was putting in about fifteen at the same time. The candles are great because they allow your anus to stretch very slowly.

Once the 1.5L Coke bottle can enter your ass, train every day or two (use a large dildo first, then the bottle every session). Most of the time I use Vaseline, but don't do what I do in this case. I think that the best lubricants are the ones you can buy for this in a sex shop.

When the 1.5L bottle is passing easily, go out and buy plastic balls that start at a diameter a little bigger than the bottle. Play with those, and with time, and a little luck, you'll arrive at my level too. (Don't feel bad if you're just beginning -- when I first started, I could barely shove a finger in my ass).

What I'm going to tell you now is very important if you plan on doing extreme sessions and taking large gauge. Do not bandage your ass. Do not tighten your buttocks. Try not to get an erecection -- you want the blood to be in your ass lips, not in your cock. It's not easy, but it's important that you think of nothing and empty your mind. It's absolutely necessary that you concentrate on your breathing. Don't think of the pain; know that it will pass. The real secret though is to breath -- and remember, without the pain, it's IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE THE BIG ONES!

BME: What does it feel like? Is it sort of like getting fucked by a really well hung guy?

I want to make it very clear that I'm not gay -- I LOVE WOMEN!

BME: I'm sorry -- I imagine people must make this mistake all the time?

All the time, yes. Frankly I'm getting fed up with it.

BME: But you didn't tell me you'd gotten the idea for the bigger play from watching gay porn?

Yes, but the gay aspect never aroused me -- just the ass part. The films only helped show me that men enjoyed anal play as much as the women did.

I just want to find a woman who wants to play fisting with me (to fist me, or to let me fist her). I'm searching for one or two or more women to join me in my play -- I want them to stretch my ass with four hands at the same time while my body is supported. If there are any French women reading this, please write me -- it's my dream to do this performance.

Back to your earlier question, playing with a very large object feels a lot like having to take a shit very urgently. Even though you feel like you need to shit, that's just your imagination, and you can get extreme enjoyment with your ass so full.

BME: Do you like the way your ass looks when it's all purple and blown out?

Not at all, I prefer it when my ass accepts the stretching without any damage.

BME: Have you ever bled from the bigger objects?

Maybe eight or ten times I've had blood, but it was mostly because I didn't use enough lubricant.

BME: So... how big do you think you can go?

I'm looking for a bigger ball right now. I want to push my stretching as far as my body can physically support. I go slow though, because I never use drugs or anesthetics of any kind; I prefer feeling all the pleasure and the pain!

BME: What's the difference between pleasure and pain?

When I reach the limits of stretching, the pleasure and pain merge into the same feeling -- the pleasure this brings is amazing! Just two days ago I managed to put in a ball 37cm around (that's almost 15"). The feeling of pushing that out of my ass was indescribably pleasurable. Next time I do that I'm going to be sure to video tape it -- I'm sure I could probably even make money with that one!

BME: What are some of the objects you've stuck up your ass?

I've stuck up two big cucumbers at the same time, 1.5L and 2L Coke bottles, balls of all sizes, every size of wine bottle, lots of big butt plugs, etc.

I had a lot of trouble taking the 2L bottle because it doesn't fit in the ass gently. I can take a bigger ball, but a big rubber ball deforms to fit the shape of the ass -- it doesn't get smaller, but it's an easier fit.

BME: After a session, how long does it take for your ass to go back to normal?

Just five or six hours usually.

BME: Does it hurt afterwards?

No, not at all, but for the next few hours I can feel the ass's big lips.

BME: Are there permanent effects?

Yes -- my ass is bigger than ever!!!

BME: Do you need to wear a diaper? Does everything still work?

I'm not a baby!!! Everything is normal for me. All of the "anal destruction" I've done was done by me with care, and my ass is as normal as yours is... Although sometimes when I'm taking a crap it's huge because I've now got the capacity to really stock up. My digestion is trouble free though, and I've had no problems at all.

BME: What sorts of emails do you get from your fans?

Well, I don't know that many people online, but mostly admiration, asking for advice, and I've met a few other ass stretchers who've sent me pictures of their stretching.

BME: If someone wants to starting putting bigger things up their ass, how should they get started?

Take it slow. Start with little toys, and take your time growing your ass.

BME: Have you told any of your friends or sex partners about your ass play?

Oh, no! Up until now it's been TOP SECRET!
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:18 PM   #11
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I think this one is edited

unless he's worked upto stuffing humans up his ass


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I have wondered if it's photoshopped as well, but being put through reading that interview and seeing those pictures was not worth knowing the answer. I'm sick to my stomach.

On an equally sick note, is tub girl photoshopped?
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:33 PM   #13
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i feel ill right now i need some medication
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:35 PM   #14
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It's real... there is actually a video of him I've seen. It's pretty grotesque.
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:37 PM   #15
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ONE COULD SAY GOATESQUE! I rule
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Take it slow. Start with little toys, and take your time growing your ass.
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:46 PM   #17
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Old 10-10-2004, 08:59 PM   #18
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It's real... there is actually a video of him I've seen. It's pretty grotesque.
I wouldn't mind seeing it. :D
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Old 10-10-2004, 09:02 PM   #19
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I couldnt finish reading that article. That is just fuckin disgusting.
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Of coarse it's real and it's nasty but impressive...
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THAT was the peculiar part of the interview to you?
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his toilet gets clogged alot I bet. seeing as how he takes 15 pound dumps each sitting.
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his toilet gets clogged alot I bet. seeing as how he takes 15 pound dumps each sitting.
ya, but the plus side is that it only takes 5 seconds then he is done...
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That pics just make shivers go down my spine...Makes you want to smack the monitor away when you first see it...
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Old 10-11-2004, 05:12 AM   #29
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I have it on my HD, as well as the whole pic series. lol
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damn,.the guy is 24..he's got a serious screw loose
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Echoooo ooo oo o...



It's fake. I chopped it.
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hahaha, too hilarious. This gotta be the best quote from that interview

"my ass is as normal as yours is... Although sometimes when I'm taking a crap it's huge because I've now got the capacity to really stock up."


He deserves a cookie

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