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Old 10-09-2004, 11:37 PM   #1
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Whoops, I just spilled Goldschlager all over myself
This shit is kinda expensive since you don't get very much. Plus it looks like I pisseed myself. I am drinking gold over here. BAM.

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Old 10-09-2004, 11:38 PM   #2
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At least you're all sparkly now.
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Old 10-09-2004, 11:40 PM   #3
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At least you're all sparkly now.
I suppose that's one way of looking at it.
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throw the gold flecks in a stream and charge people 10 dollars a fleck like they do at knots barry farm!
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i was once so drunk that a spilled a shot of goldschlager on a strip club table and then licked it off the table.

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throw the gold flecks in a stream and charge people 10 dollars a fleck like they do at knots barry farm!
I used to have a shitload of Cedar Fair sotck (they own Knott's and Cedar pOint and etc.). I've never been to a Knott;s.
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i was once so drunk that a spilled a shot of goldschlager on a strip club table and then licked it off the table.
Holy fuck, that is disgusting
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Old 10-09-2004, 11:50 PM   #9
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i was once so drunk that a spilled a shot of goldschlager on a strip club table and then licked it off the table.
Oh man.
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Holy fuck, that is disgusting
Yep. I apparently puked on myself shortly afterwards (while concious), headed home, and passed out on my bed in a fetal position while my best friend got a blowjob from some chick right outside my room.

The girl couldn't finish the blowjob because she got heartburn.

Both stories get repeated quite often in my circle of friends
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Yep. I apparently puked on myself shortly afterwards (while concious), headed home, and passed out on my bed in a fetal position while my best friend got a blowjob from some chick right outside my room.

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i was once so drunk that a spilled a shot of goldschlager on a strip club table and then licked it off the table.
I know a guy who would do just that

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