Whoops, I just spilled Goldschlager all over myself
 

This shit is kinda expensive since you don't get very much. Plus it looks like I pisseed myself. I am drinking gold over here. BAM.

http://www.thecountrygourmet.com/IMA...Emeril_Bam.jpg

At least you're all sparkly now. :winkwink:

I suppose that's one way of looking at it. :thumbsup

throw the gold flecks in a stream and charge people 10 dollars a fleck like they do at knots barry farm!

i was once so drunk that a spilled a shot of goldschlager on a strip club table and then licked it off the table.

:throwup

I used to have a shitload of Cedar Fair sotck (they own Knott's and Cedar pOint and etc.). I've never been to a Knott;s. :helpme

Holy fuck, that is disgusting :(

Oh man. :helpme

:1orglaugh

Pure genius.

Awesome. :thumbsup

jesus

Yep. I apparently puked on myself shortly afterwards (while concious), headed home, and passed out on my bed in a fetal position while my best friend got a blowjob from some chick right outside my room.

The girl couldn't finish the blowjob because she got heartburn.

Both stories get repeated quite often in my circle of friends :glugglug

:1orglaugh

I know a guy who would do just that

http://www.picrack.com/004/other/barney1.gif