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Martin · 10-09-2004, 08:19 AM

Anybody else find that just a little fucked?

mardigras · 10-09-2004, 08:22 AM

Martin · 10-09-2004, 08:25 AM

K good I'm not the only one.

Sosa · 10-09-2004, 08:28 AM

I could care less

fris · 10-09-2004, 08:29 AM

shes gonna masturbate

loco12 · 10-09-2004, 08:33 AM

Excuse my ignorance but who is Martha Stewart?

fris · 10-09-2004, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by loco12
Excuse my ignorance but who is Martha Stewart?

god, what planet are you born on?

Manowar · 10-09-2004, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by fris
shes gonna masturbate

furiously

loco12 · 10-09-2004, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by fris
god, what planet are you born on?

Sorry but I have never heard of her. She is not known in the UK.

EvilMichelle · 10-09-2004, 10:35 AM

YES..Thats fucked up...what is this world coming too?

Alex · 10-09-2004, 10:38 AM

So if they had Ken Lay instead, would all of you say thats fucked up?

doober · 10-09-2004, 10:55 AM

they put martha in jail, but the boys at enron are still laughing all the way to the bank.

its good to have friends in high place, justice can be bought

Sheri Santiago · 10-09-2004, 10:58 AM

I'm willing to bet she'll use the time to write a book about her prison experience, it'll land on the best seller list and she'll make a killing on it.

Doctor Dre · 10-09-2004, 10:59 AM

Yea ... especially for the kind of $ ...

Biggy2 · 10-09-2004, 11:16 AM

these days, it seems all america is about is locking people up...

its fucking crazy, her stock broker calls her up, says "this stock you own is going down, do you want to sell" of course her logical answer is "yes, sell it."

when questioned about it later, she lies, she maybe saved like 50-60k on the deal, and now she's serving 5 months - martha stewart of all people..

you cant even compare it to ken lay, his actions affected millions of people and their financial security.

this country is fucked up, its not about "making things right", its about "do the time" - they couldve fined her 10x the amount she saved and given it to charity, the SEC, etc, -- things like that make the world a better place....instead they lock her up.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-09-2004, 11:20 AM

I dont find that nuts at all.

She convinced housewives across america to invest the money their husbands make while they are sitting at home eating bon-bon's in a company she was a major shareholder in.

Then she ripped them all off.

Every males who's wife she ripped off should get a 5 minute anal session with her to pay back the money she stole from them..

SmokeyTheBear · 10-09-2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by Biggy2
these days, it seems all america is about is locking people up...

its fucking crazy, her stock broker calls her up, says "this stock you own is going down, do you want to sell" of course her logical answer is "yes, sell it."

when questioned about it later, she lies, she maybe saved like 50-60k on the deal, and now she's serving 5 months - martha stewart of all people..

you cant even compare it to ken lay, his actions affected millions of people and their financial security.

this country is fucked up, its not about "making things right", its about "do the time" - they couldve fined her 10x the amount she saved and given it to charity, the SEC, etc, -- things like that make the world a better place....instead they lock her up.

wrong..

She flat out lied , convinced stupid housewives across america that she had cured cancer and for all the women to EMPOWER themselves and invest in the company. Fully knowing there was no cure and it would never pass fda testing.

detoxed · 10-09-2004, 11:25 AM

It happens to thousands of people daily but I dont see you making a thread about them....

mardigras · 10-09-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
I dont find that nuts at all.

She convinced housewives across america to invest the money their husbands make while they are sitting at home eating bon-bon's in a company she was a major shareholder in.

Then she ripped them all off.

You apparently haven't a clue about this case. The stocks she sold increased in value. Nobody was ripped off.

TSB · 10-09-2004, 11:41 AM

She'll be Bubbette's bitch within 35 days...

SmokeyTheBear · 10-09-2004, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by mardigras
You apparently haven't a clue about this case. The stocks she sold increased in value. Nobody was ripped off.

You apparently dont know what being ripped off is..

You also appear to have watched a bit too much media , and dont know any REAL facts about martha slutface.

Read my post above detailing the events.

She made false claims used her name to promote a bullshit lie that she then cashed out on. Pretty simple.

pornguy · 10-09-2004, 11:52 AM

That bitch deserves what she gets. I can not believe that they let her choose what jail she was going to.

And then the nick name of the one is Camp Cupcake.

mardigras · 10-09-2004, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
That bitch deserves what she gets. I can not believe that they let her choose what jail she was going to.

And then the nick name of the one is Camp Cupcake.

Wrong. She did not get sent to the jail she wanted. She wanted to be at one closer to her mother. Perhaps you are mixing that up with fact that she did get to choose where to serve her 5 months house arrest after she is released from prison.

The prison is called "Camp Cupcake" by some because from the outside it looks more like a dorm than a jail. Inside is hardly luxurious. Martha shares a bunkbed in an area with 60 women 4 toilets 2 sinks and 1 blow dryer. Breakfast is toast and cereal, lunch is sandwiches and dinner is a (been reported starchy) hot meal. She will work 7.5 hours a day and is allowed no personal possessions outside of a religious item (if approved by the warden), a social security card, prescription glasses and a limited amount of cash they hold for her to use to buy personals from the commisary. She'll get a couple hours in the evening to play volleyball, basketball, or watch whatever the majority has chosen on TV.

I hope the next time some of you guys tell a lie someone sends you to federal prison for 5 months and you can come back and tell us how cushy it is

czarina · 10-09-2004, 01:35 PM

OK, she is a bitch, but what they did to her was a personal vendetta.
Everybody has done a little bit of inside trading, and the Feds hardly chase that around...

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The prison is called "Camp Cupcake" by some because from the outside it looks more like a dorm than a jail.

All Federal Prisons look like that in the outside. Never been inside one (thanx God!) but seen several from outside.... So the name of Camp Cupcake could be applied to any one of them.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-09-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by mardigras
Wrong. She did not get sent to the jail she wanted. She wanted to be at one closer to her mother. Perhaps you are mixing that up with fact that she did get to choose where to serve her 5 months house arrest after she is released from prison.
I hope the next time some of you guys tell a lie someone sends you to federal prison for 5 months and you can come back and tell us how cushy it is

wrong. She asked her lawyer to ask the judge for several prisons. One of them he approved of. She didnt get her exact choice, but she got one of the one's she SPECIFICALLY ASKED for.

And yes i hope if someone lies and rips people off they go to prison , and i hope they come back and tell us how it was.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-09-2004, 01:54 PM

did anyone hear about how she threatned to fire her stockbroker because she didn't like the music it played when she was on hold..

Or how she used her car to pin some poor guy against a fence over an argument.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-09-2004, 01:57 PM

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Or how she used her car to pin some poor guy against a fence over an argument.

The argument was over tree pruning , and she settled out of court after several people witnessed her pina man against a wall with her car then proceed to punch the man repeatedly in the face while hurling ethnic slurs and verbal abuse at the gardener

TheJimmy · 10-09-2004, 01:58 PM

current plus two past presidents lie...

none thrown in jail...

marth lied...scapegoat put in jail....

interesting country we have

mardigras · 10-09-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

She made false claims used her name to promote a bullshit lie that she then cashed out on. Pretty simple.

How was the sale of ImClone stocks tied with Martha Stewart Inc.? She was not involved with the promotion of ImClone, merely a stockholder. Is she using her name to promote every other stock in her portfolio? I don't think so, she has been very guarded in what the name Martha Stewart Inc. has been associated with. Her stock purchases/sales are her personal business, not done on behalf of the company. The "chump change" we're talking about in the ImClone stock sale should have been settled with fines or community service at most.

For all the idiots talking about how easy she got off, she has lost millions, her show, her position(s), her reputation, and now she's in jail, be fucking happy. You're not going to get public stoning this time.

She's a brilliant business woman and when she says she'll be back, she'll be back. Then you can hate her even more.

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	I dont find that nuts at all. She convinced housewives across america to invest the money their husbands make while they are sitting at home eating bon-bon's in a company she was a major shareholder in. Then she ripped them all off. Every males who's wife she ripped off should get a 5 minute anal session with her to pay back the money she stole from them.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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