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mary34d · 10-08-2004, 07:27 PM

if dogs have such a good sense of smell why do they have to stick there nose in everything?

my dog runs outside and keeps sticking her nose in this plant (i would say bush, but you guys have dirty minds) and gets other dogs pee on her face.

Rankings · 10-08-2004, 07:28 PM

because they can

Spunky · 10-08-2004, 07:33 PM

Izzz does this trick with peanut butter and yells dinner time with Rufus

BitterPen · 10-08-2004, 07:35 PM

My dogs do this with clothing... especially underware.

n3in · 10-08-2004, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by spunky
Izzz does this trick with peanut butter and yells dinner time with Rufus

wyldblyss · 10-08-2004, 07:37 PM

Dog pee tells other dogs a whole lot of things. It tells them if they are male or female...if they are in heat or not...and also they use it to mark their territory. Often dogs scent over one another in their attempt to both own it.

mary34d · 10-08-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
Dog pee tells other dogs a whole lot of things. It tells them if they are male or female...if they are in heat or not...and also they use it to mark their territory. Often dogs scent over one another in their attempt to both own it.

but can't they smell it a few inches away? and not stick their nose in it.

BitterPen · 10-08-2004, 07:46 PM

Have you ever had a guy that you are REALLY into leave a shirt behind after a long night of sex? You want to smell him, touch him, be near him, have him inside of you, but all that's left behind is the shirt? So you pick it up and smell it... but you don't just sniff.. you hold it up to your nose and inhale what is left of him on that shirt... Wrap yourself up in the scent of him?

It's kinda like that but with piss...

mary34d · 10-08-2004, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by BitterPen
Have you ever had a guy that you are REALLY into leave a shirt behind after a long night of sex? You want to smell him, touch him, be near him, have him inside of you, but all that's left behind is the shirt? So you pick it up and smell it... but you don't just sniff.. you hold it up to your nose and inhale what is left of him on that shirt... Wrap yourself up in the scent of him?

It's kinda like that but with piss...

that is the weirdest analogy yet

Doc911 · 10-08-2004, 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by BitterPen
So you pick it up and smell it... but you don't just sniff.. you hold it up to your nose and inhale what is left of him on that shirt... Wrap yourself up in the scent of him?

It's kinda like that but with piss...

How can something so wrong feel so right?

Did you pee on your girlfriend today?

BitterPen · 10-08-2004, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
that is the weirdest analogy yet

Sorry... there should be a disclaimer on my posts tonight. I've been drinking. I don't do it often, so it doesn't take much at all!

BitterPen · 10-08-2004, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by Doc911
How can something so wrong feel so right?

Did you pee on your girlfriend today?

Um... Female and married... and no golden showers for me!

CDSmith · 10-08-2004, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by BitterPen
Have you ever had a guy that you are REALLY into leave a shirt behind after a long night of sex? You want to smell him, touch him, be near him, have him inside of you, but all that's left behind is the shirt? So you pick it up and smell it... but you don't just sniff.. you hold it up to your nose and inhale what is left of him on that shirt... Wrap yourself up in the scent of him?

It's kinda like that but with piss...

That's actually a great analogy. Dogs don't do anything half-way.... when they shit, they hunker down and enjoy the hell out of it, when they fuck they fuck the fuck out of whatever they're fucking, and when they sniff something they get right in there and sniff the ever-loving shit out of it.

That is the way of things.

Fred Quimby · 10-08-2004, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by input
because they can

there ya go

mary34d · 10-08-2004, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by BitterPen
Sorry... there should be a disclaimer on my posts tonight. I've been drinking. I don't do it often, so it doesn't take much at all!

haha...that diet coke and barcadi commerical got me hooked...0 calories

wdsguy · 10-08-2004, 08:47 PM

your dog has a pee fetish

CDSmith · 10-08-2004, 08:48 PM

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pornguy · 10-08-2004, 08:49 PM

Hose the " BUSH " down with water to help get rid of the smell that she is looking for,

KRL · 10-08-2004, 08:50 PM

My dog not only sticks is his face in it and smells it, he spends 2 minutes licking it all up.

kowntafit · 10-08-2004, 09:32 PM

If dogs have such good smell, why do they sniff your ass when you fart? I can tell from the other end of the room that it's going to stink like shit.

aSStig · 10-08-2004, 09:47 PM

dog loves smelly stuffs . . . . . .

mary34d · 10-08-2004, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by kowntafit
If dogs have such good smell, why do they sniff your ass when you fart? I can tell from the other end of the room that it's going to stink like shit.

my dobe used to fart and then growl at his ass

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