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mary34d 10-08-2004 07:27 PM

dog question
 
if dogs have such a good sense of smell why do they have to stick there nose in everything?

my dog runs outside and keeps sticking her nose in this plant (i would say bush, but you guys have dirty minds) and gets other dogs pee on her face.

Rankings 10-08-2004 07:28 PM

because they can

Spunky 10-08-2004 07:33 PM

Izzz does this trick with peanut butter and yells dinner time with Rufus

BitterPen 10-08-2004 07:35 PM

My dogs do this with clothing... especially underware. :thumbsup

n3in 10-08-2004 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by spunky
Izzz does this trick with peanut butter and yells dinner time with Rufus
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wyldblyss 10-08-2004 07:37 PM

Dog pee tells other dogs a whole lot of things. It tells them if they are male or female...if they are in heat or not...and also they use it to mark their territory. Often dogs scent over one another in their attempt to both own it.

mary34d 10-08-2004 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
Dog pee tells other dogs a whole lot of things. It tells them if they are male or female...if they are in heat or not...and also they use it to mark their territory. Often dogs scent over one another in their attempt to both own it.
but can't they smell it a few inches away? and not stick their nose in it.

BitterPen 10-08-2004 07:46 PM

Have you ever had a guy that you are REALLY into leave a shirt behind after a long night of sex? You want to smell him, touch him, be near him, have him inside of you, but all that's left behind is the shirt? So you pick it up and smell it... but you don't just sniff.. you hold it up to your nose and inhale what is left of him on that shirt... Wrap yourself up in the scent of him?

It's kinda like that but with piss... :thumbsup

mary34d 10-08-2004 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BitterPen
Have you ever had a guy that you are REALLY into leave a shirt behind after a long night of sex? You want to smell him, touch him, be near him, have him inside of you, but all that's left behind is the shirt? So you pick it up and smell it... but you don't just sniff.. you hold it up to your nose and inhale what is left of him on that shirt... Wrap yourself up in the scent of him?

It's kinda like that but with piss... :thumbsup

that is the weirdest analogy yet

Doc911 10-08-2004 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by BitterPen
So you pick it up and smell it... but you don't just sniff.. you hold it up to your nose and inhale what is left of him on that shirt... Wrap yourself up in the scent of him?

It's kinda like that but with piss... :thumbsup

How can something so wrong feel so right?

Did you pee on your girlfriend today?

BitterPen 10-08-2004 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
that is the weirdest analogy yet
Sorry... there should be a disclaimer on my posts tonight. I've been drinking. I don't do it often, so it doesn't take much at all!

:winkwink:

BitterPen 10-08-2004 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by Doc911
How can something so wrong feel so right?

Did you pee on your girlfriend today?


Um... Female and married... and no golden showers for me! :)

CDSmith 10-08-2004 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BitterPen
Have you ever had a guy that you are REALLY into leave a shirt behind after a long night of sex? You want to smell him, touch him, be near him, have him inside of you, but all that's left behind is the shirt? So you pick it up and smell it... but you don't just sniff.. you hold it up to your nose and inhale what is left of him on that shirt... Wrap yourself up in the scent of him?

It's kinda like that but with piss... :thumbsup

That's actually a great analogy. Dogs don't do anything half-way.... when they shit, they hunker down and enjoy the hell out of it, when they fuck they fuck the fuck out of whatever they're fucking, and when they sniff something they get right in there and sniff the ever-loving shit out of it.

That is the way of things.

Fred Quimby 10-08-2004 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by input
because they can
there ya go:thumbsup

mary34d 10-08-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BitterPen
Sorry... there should be a disclaimer on my posts tonight. I've been drinking. I don't do it often, so it doesn't take much at all!

:winkwink:

haha...that diet coke and barcadi commerical got me hooked...0 calories

wdsguy 10-08-2004 08:47 PM

your dog has a pee fetish

CDSmith 10-08-2004 08:48 PM

caninewatersports.com


.... is available. :D

pornguy 10-08-2004 08:49 PM

Hose the " BUSH " down with water to help get rid of the smell that she is looking for,

KRL 10-08-2004 08:50 PM

My dog not only sticks is his face in it and smells it, he spends 2 minutes licking it all up.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

kowntafit 10-08-2004 09:32 PM

If dogs have such good smell, why do they sniff your ass when you fart? I can tell from the other end of the room that it's going to stink like shit. :winkwink:

aSStig 10-08-2004 09:47 PM

dog loves smelly stuffs . . . . . .

mary34d 10-08-2004 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by kowntafit
If dogs have such good smell, why do they sniff your ass when you fart? I can tell from the other end of the room that it's going to stink like shit. :winkwink:
my dobe used to fart and then growl at his ass


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