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Bake · 07-29-2001, 06:30 AM

Im one of the oldest and I was 3rd to sign to this site if thats not worth a hat BLOW ME

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Dirtypainter · 07-29-2001, 06:34 AM

I am not a webmaster I am a whiner.

I shall whine till I get my check.

Cheating doesn't pay!

If it isn't cyber sex then I can't perform.

Who said this is easy?

Sleep! Whats that.

Damn my foot is asleep again.

Forgot what my spouse looks like.

Yes! My parents know I do porn.

Burtman · 07-29-2001, 06:38 AM

Here's some for newbies I think.

1. Anybody know a good sponsor?
2. Anyone know which sponsor converts?
3. Anyone know a sponsor that pays?
4. Anybody selling traffic?
5. I need some free content!
6. Know a good free host?
7. Can you make money with an adult site?

Something like that anyways.

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[This message has been edited by Burtman (edited 07-29-2001).]

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Biggy · 07-29-2001, 07:22 AM

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I sign up to lensman's sites under my own sponsor code
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my wife, children, dad, mom, grandma, great-grandpa all help out with my sites
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what should i do with 3 billion opt-in emails?

hottshot · 07-29-2001, 07:59 AM

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who's your daddy ?
how the hell did I get here
I use a commodore 64
part time webmaster
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Phiber · 07-29-2001, 08:14 AM

I for one would be damn proud to have "I use a commodore 64"

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Phiber · 07-29-2001, 08:30 AM

I give head for ADULT.COM hat!

lol

enoj · 07-29-2001, 09:15 AM

"What is a unique hit?"
"Where is my money?"
"WTF is a signup?"

i want a hat

Makaveli · 07-29-2001, 09:41 AM

The Huns Bitch
Loves Asian Traffic
Paranoid Is An Understatement
Board Junky
Where's Jenna
Wants to smell meni's fingers
Sweet Jimmy's biggest fan
Got Hot Linked By Hoffman
Quit Burger King Yesterday

vegasdude · 07-29-2001, 10:17 AM

I fucked a bug to become a GFY

vegasdude · 07-29-2001, 10:19 AM

I shave....PUSSY

JakeR · 07-29-2001, 10:28 AM

'what rules?'

07-29-2001, 10:33 AM

They pay me to draw letters on Tam's ass.

Ron Jeremy's personal trainer.

Slick · 07-29-2001, 10:34 AM

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I hotlink to your pictures.
I get more traffic than The Hun.
I post in gay personals.
Lensman is my god.

ldinternet · 07-29-2001, 10:35 AM

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Someone ate my birthday bukkake
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I cum with the thunder
I whack off to cartoon porn
I wear socks in my jocks
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Andy · 07-29-2001, 10:42 AM

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- what does TGP mean ?
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titmowse · 07-29-2001, 10:51 AM

tagline:

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boneprone · 07-29-2001, 11:18 AM

ya gotta have a boneprone gave me crabs title.

or a kicked out by the boneprone family tag.

vegasdude · 07-29-2001, 11:21 AM

Im a boneprone wannabe...

DarkJedi · 07-29-2001, 11:25 AM

Yep, i came up with "boneprone gave me crabs"
Gimme the hat !!!

theWatsonian · 07-29-2001, 11:26 AM

1. Where can I buy free content?
2. Flashes websites
3. Fluff girl in training
4. My HTML is SOL

titmowse · 07-29-2001, 11:28 AM

oops...i am so ashamed at my lack of reverance for boney. New tagline:

I buy all my crabs from boneprone

tit

JakeR · 07-29-2001, 11:40 AM

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Call my penis Donkey Dong

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Lensman pays for my phone sex

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Force me some hits asshole

I swallow

Trading traffic for sexual favors

She said I give her good ratios

My surfers love exit consoles

I know a dozen ways to cheat any paysite

My girlfriend only lets me do non-nude sites

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ldinternet · 07-29-2001, 12:51 PM

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Babagirls · 07-29-2001, 01:07 PM

I'm addicted to self-inflicted sex .

TheFLY · 07-29-2001, 01:11 PM

I code menstral cycle software

This topic gave me an erection

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enoj · 07-29-2001, 01:14 PM

Do you have an app for hacking into pay-sites?

Anyone got a VISA card # for me?

Can anyone signup _here_ for a trial and then cancel it so i can get $35 ?

What's a TGP???

I steal content from free6.com

Can i start a pay-site with $200?

Why doesn't AltaVista add my sites?

Anyone got crack for DreamWeaver?

Anyone know how to trick lightningfree?

What's bandwidth?

Where can I get free bandwidth?

What's a popup?

What is Javscript?

Is Javascript a server-side language?

I don't get listed anywhere. Is it due to my blindlinks?

My chick let's me watch gay sites

How can I get into a pay-site?

Anyone have a username/pass for truecelebs.com?

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-I love aol
-what does cj mean?
-mom thinks I'm studying

TheFLY · 07-29-2001, 01:25 PM

I'm still learning english

I only respond to "Uh Oh!"

My baby was the wrong color

My ICQ number is lower

I was hacked by the Chinese!

Kat - Fast · 07-29-2001, 01:41 PM

The dollar is my altar

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titmowse · 07-29-2001, 02:02 PM

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tit

Slick · 07-29-2001, 02:18 PM

-GFY, that's my final answer.
-GFY is the answer, what's the question ?
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[This message has been edited by Slick (edited 07-29-2001).]

vegasdude · 07-29-2001, 02:55 PM

I feel sick

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- Addicted

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-What exactly does Serge do?

whoreans · 07-29-2001, 04:31 PM

I already Fucked my self

07-29-2001, 06:30 AM	#101
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,308	Im one of the oldest and I was 3rd to sign to this site if thats not worth a hat BLOW ME ------------------ My name is Mick, I'm Hung Down Under, So Grab Your Ankles, And Feel The Thunder Talk to Bake 77762980 If you need it Bake has it.

07-29-2001, 06:34 AM	#102
Dirtypainter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Boondocks, Iowa Posts: 425	I am not a webmaster I am a whiner. I shall whine till I get my check. Cheating doesn't pay! If it isn't cyber sex then I can't perform. Who said this is easy? Sleep! Whats that. Damn my foot is asleep again. Forgot what my spouse looks like. Yes! My parents know I do porn.

07-29-2001, 06:38 AM	#103
Burtman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 484	Here's some for newbies I think. 1. Anybody know a good sponsor? 2. Anyone know which sponsor converts? 3. Anyone know a sponsor that pays? 4. Anybody selling traffic? 5. I need some free content! 6. Know a good free host? 7. Can you make money with an adult site? Something like that anyways. Burtman ------------------ Thumbspot TGP ISPrime Web Hosting for $2.50 a Gig! [This message has been edited by Burtman (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 06:41 AM	#104
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,308	hey dirty painter ICQ me pleaase 77762980

07-29-2001, 07:05 AM	#105
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07-29-2001, 07:22 AM	#106
Biggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,595	whose my daddy? --johnny ash***** cyberthrill is my favorite sponsor i'm not worthy I sign up to lensman's sites under my own sponsor code i could suck golf ball thru a vacuum my wife, children, dad, mom, grandma, great-grandpa all help out with my sites adult webmaster, and damn proud of it! 100% russian - let me sign up for your sponsor program! what should i do with 3 billion opt-in emails?

07-29-2001, 07:59 AM	#107
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07-29-2001, 08:14 AM	#108
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07-29-2001, 08:30 AM	#110
Phiber Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 137	I give head for ADULT.COM hat! lol

07-29-2001, 09:15 AM	#111
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07-29-2001, 10:17 AM	#113
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07-29-2001, 10:19 AM	#114
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07-29-2001, 10:28 AM	#115
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07-29-2001, 10:33 AM	#116
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07-29-2001, 10:34 AM	#117
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07-29-2001, 10:35 AM	#118
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Future hall of shamer Anal circus ringmaster Someone ate my birthday bukkake Hung like a hampster I cum with the thunder I whack off to cartoon porn I wear socks in my jocks My dick seats six <font color="#ff0000">AND FOR MR. BONEPRONE...</font> More crabs than a seafood buffet <font color="#505050"> [This message has been edited by ldinternet (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 10:42 AM	#119
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07-29-2001, 10:51 AM	#120
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07-29-2001, 11:18 AM	#121
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	ya gotta have a boneprone gave me crabs title. or a kicked out by the boneprone family tag.

07-29-2001, 11:21 AM	#122
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	Im a boneprone wannabe...

07-29-2001, 11:25 AM	#123
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Yep, i came up with "boneprone gave me crabs" Gimme the hat !!!

07-29-2001, 11:26 AM	#124
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07-29-2001, 11:28 AM	#125
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07-29-2001, 11:40 AM	#126
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07-29-2001, 11:46 AM	#128
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