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tenletters · 07-29-2001, 12:54 AM

Eric's stunt penis

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 12:56 AM

Anyone know where to find some good porn sites?

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 12:57 AM

Boneprone stole my layout

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 12:58 AM

I taught The Hun everything he knows

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 12:59 AM

Anyone know of an exit sponsor that shaves?

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 01:00 AM

terra.es sent me

Juge · 07-29-2001, 01:00 AM

(a few from austin powers)

Throw me a fucking bone, here.
Tell me what I pay you people for. (shit, too long)

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 01:03 AM

I got kicked out of the Boneprone family

HQ · 07-29-2001, 01:03 AM

i invented the click

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 01:04 AM

Porn is for losers

Pure · 07-29-2001, 01:05 AM

-I've got crabs
-Boneprone gave me his crabs
-This board is starting to give me crabs
-From the nectar of the bone, flows all that clicks
-Lensman loves wizzo
-I am an official Drunk Slut!
-Sleep with me, I've got crabs!
-A crab just bit me
-I take showers whenever my mom says I smell
-How The Fuck Did I Get Here?
-Give me a fucking webmistress
-I do beleive we're not gonna make it
-Collecting sex dolls from ebay

Juge · 07-29-2001, 01:06 AM

My IQ exceeds 180.

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 01:07 AM

I'm not really a webmaster

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 01:16 AM

I don't want your stinking DVD player
What's a DVD?
I'm in love with Boneprone
I've fallen and I can't get up
2 million uniques and not one sign-up

Biggy · 07-29-2001, 01:17 AM

1) i've got a needledick
2) please toss my salad
3) suck me off real quick
4) H.N.I.C. - head niggah in charge
5) please send me the email attached with virus
6) my nose is growing, my dick is shrinking
7) i have my own webcam for content
8) don't let me near that hole
9) professional masturbator
10) i am ambidextrous
11) i jerkoff to my own website
12) i love to participate in bukkake
13) professional cum-drinker
14) take advantage of me

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 01:19 AM

I invented the dildo

Bake · 07-29-2001, 01:26 AM

I've trianed my crabs to click my mouse.
Jesus sent me

[This message has been edited by Bake (edited 07-29-2001).]

Juge · 07-29-2001, 01:27 AM

Hotlinkers Anonymous

Juge · 07-29-2001, 01:27 AM

Someone made this up to win the hat.

(yeah, it sucks... I originally thought of:

I won the hat.

but it doesn't quite work)

[This message has been edited by Juge (edited 07-29-2001).]

Eric · 07-29-2001, 01:29 AM

I blow Toby on Monday's and Friday's!

Eric · 07-29-2001, 01:30 AM

Lensman made me do it! er paid me to.

SimonOfCock · 07-29-2001, 01:50 AM

Here's my suggestions..

1> I registered here just so I could win this hat!

2> Reformed Baptist Minister!

Keev · 07-29-2001, 02:12 AM

- Will Amputate leg for traffic
- Trade ya a left Nut 4 a righty
- I piss farther than you!
- Who farted?
- Drink, Drank, Drunk?
- Hires whores to collect crabs
- Creates Porn For The Blind
- Shemale, Tranny, HeShe or Shim?

Keev · 07-29-2001, 02:13 AM

- Will Amputate leg for traffic
- Trade ya a left Nut 4 a righty
- I piss farther than you!
- Who farted?
- Drink, Drank, Drunk?
- Hires whores to collect crabs
- Creates Porn For The Blind
- Shemale, Tranny, HeShe or Shim?

DarkJedi · 07-29-2001, 02:27 AM

Ok Lens, here's some:

- I hate SE traffic
- Boneprone gave me crabs
- Someone told me "Go Fuck Yourself" - now I'm porn magnate.
- What ? You can actually make money selling porn ?
- Can I use your gallery template ?
- Buy your crabs from Boneprone

[This message has been edited by DarkJedi (edited 07-29-2001).]

TheWatcher · 07-29-2001, 02:50 AM

The Porn Evolution

=o)

Andy · 07-29-2001, 02:59 AM

- will work for food
- proffesional ass kisser
- pain in the ass
- got hacked by myslef
- I am not making any money

Royaltee_Gee · 07-29-2001, 03:11 AM

Lens heres a classic.. you have to use this one:

" I Suck dick for coke! "

hehe : - )

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 03:15 AM

I'm afraid to check my stats

Phiber · 07-29-2001, 03:22 AM

Who said you couldn't combine business and pleasure?
Is this where I get free porn?
Who the fuck gave me the crabs?
All nice girls? goes to heaven, the others go to GFY.

[This message has been edited by Phiber (edited 07-29-2001).]

Caroline · 07-29-2001, 03:28 AM

1- Netpond confuses me
2- Serge who?
3- XPics owes me money
4- 12Clicks caught me
5- Bandwidth whore
6- I Love Gay Porn
7- I Get My Content From The USENET
8- Fueled by porn
9- Luke Ford Informant

[This message has been edited by Caroline (edited 07-29-2001).]

lagwagon · 07-29-2001, 03:35 AM

here they are

1 - Has not made a dollar yet
2 - What planet am I from?
3 - Cant stop touching themself
4 - My site is bigger than yours
5 - Enjoys watching Ass to Ass
6 - My dog is posting these messeges
7 - Has Ghonaherpasyphalades
8 - Emails Santa Claus Every Year
9 - Roll it up, Light it up, Stroke It
10 - All Adult Webmasters go to Heaven

lagwagon · 07-29-2001, 03:46 AM

biggy

I like the
" I love to participate in Bukkake"

haha thats funny

lagwagon · 07-29-2001, 03:54 AM

new one

Has a big pimple on left nut

Midnight · 07-29-2001, 04:03 AM

1. adult.com poster child
2. GFY poster child

Naughty · 07-29-2001, 04:08 AM

Lensman, since it only takes 1 line to get the hat (and I always wear one

), here is another winner:

Adult.com
The Adult of Adult websites!

Where do I sent my address?

------------------
Paulus...
Megageil.tv
NaughtyCelebs.co.uk

my6com · 07-29-2001, 04:37 AM

I rather watch girls on the net than get on a diet.
The porn biz is good for the keyboard biz
I love popup windows
adult.com cuse i get payed.

my6

jimmyf · 07-29-2001, 05:22 AM

I use KY

lips like a kenmore

I spam newsgroups

I use a recycled dildo

am a member of bondage go go

[This message has been edited by jimmyf (edited 07-29-2001).]

Scoobs · 07-29-2001, 05:38 AM

I am part of a religious cult
What's a niche?

vegasdude · 07-29-2001, 05:47 AM

my mom runs my adultsite

Dirtypainter · 07-29-2001, 05:49 AM

My keyboard isn't suppose to be sticky???

I plead the 5th!

I am a BBS junkie.

I am a somebody because I am a GYFer for life.

You mean there is an TOS?

vegasdude · 07-29-2001, 05:51 AM

sponsor bitching is my job
I was here
big webmasters dont' cry
what is a tgp

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 05:53 AM

Bill Gates keeps stealing my ideas
I don't like people
Charles Manson look-a-like
Charles Manson impersonator
I don't believe in sex
I'm addicted to hotmail
I was kidnapped by aliens
The world is my clown
I'm still hearing voices

Scuzz · 07-29-2001, 05:54 AM

I drink therefore I am.

vegasdude · 07-29-2001, 05:55 AM

im a virgin please help me out

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 05:55 AM

Just say no to porn

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 05:57 AM

I did it with Judge Judy

vegasdude · 07-29-2001, 05:58 AM

Lensman killed my cat

drumsicle · 07-29-2001, 06:06 AM

I'm stalking Jerry Springer
I broke my dildo-cam
I'm bigger than lensman
I'm pro-circumcision

allen135 · 07-29-2001, 06:11 AM

Will code html for food
<img border="0" src="http://www.terra.es/personal7/animal20001/programmer.jpg" width="250" height="288">

[This message has been edited by allen135 (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 12:54 AM	#51
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Eric's stunt penis

07-29-2001, 12:56 AM	#52
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	Anyone know where to find some good porn sites?

07-29-2001, 12:57 AM	#53
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	Boneprone stole my layout

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drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	I taught The Hun everything he knows

07-29-2001, 12:59 AM	#55
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	Anyone know of an exit sponsor that shaves?

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drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	terra.es sent me

07-29-2001, 01:00 AM	#57
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	(a few from austin powers) Throw me a fucking bone, here. Tell me what I pay you people for. (shit, too long)

07-29-2001, 01:03 AM	#58
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	I got kicked out of the Boneprone family

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HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	i invented the click

07-29-2001, 01:04 AM	#60
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	Porn is for losers

07-29-2001, 01:05 AM	#61
Pure Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 185	-I've got crabs -Boneprone gave me his crabs -This board is starting to give me crabs -From the nectar of the bone, flows all that clicks -Lensman loves wizzo -I am an official Drunk Slut! -Sleep with me, I've got crabs! -A crab just bit me -I take showers whenever my mom says I smell -How The Fuck Did I Get Here? -Give me a fucking webmistress -I do beleive we're not gonna make it -Collecting sex dolls from ebay

07-29-2001, 01:06 AM	#62
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	My IQ exceeds 180.

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drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	I'm not really a webmaster

07-29-2001, 01:16 AM	#64
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	I don't want your stinking DVD player What's a DVD? I'm in love with Boneprone I've fallen and I can't get up 2 million uniques and not one sign-up

07-29-2001, 01:17 AM	#65
Biggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,595	1) i've got a needledick 2) please toss my salad 3) suck me off real quick 4) H.N.I.C. - head niggah in charge 5) please send me the email attached with virus 6) my nose is growing, my dick is shrinking 7) i have my own webcam for content 8) don't let me near that hole 9) professional masturbator 10) i am ambidextrous 11) i jerkoff to my own website 12) i love to participate in bukkake 13) professional cum-drinker 14) take advantage of me

07-29-2001, 01:19 AM	#66
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	I invented the dildo

07-29-2001, 01:26 AM	#67
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,308	I've trianed my crabs to click my mouse. Jesus sent me [This message has been edited by Bake (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 01:27 AM	#68
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Hotlinkers Anonymous

07-29-2001, 01:29 AM	#70
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	I blow Toby on Monday's and Friday's!

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Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Lensman made me do it! er paid me to.

07-29-2001, 01:50 AM	#72
SimonOfCock Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA USA Posts: 3	Here's my suggestions.. 1> I registered here just so I could win this hat! 2> Reformed Baptist Minister!

07-29-2001, 02:12 AM	#73
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	- Will Amputate leg for traffic - Trade ya a left Nut 4 a righty - I piss farther than you! - Who farted? - Drink, Drank, Drunk? - Hires whores to collect crabs - Creates Porn For The Blind - Shemale, Tranny, HeShe or Shim?

07-29-2001, 02:13 AM	#74
Keev Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 5,335	- Will Amputate leg for traffic - Trade ya a left Nut 4 a righty - I piss farther than you! - Who farted? - Drink, Drank, Drunk? - Hires whores to collect crabs - Creates Porn For The Blind - Shemale, Tranny, HeShe or Shim?

07-29-2001, 02:27 AM	#75
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Ok Lens, here's some: - I hate SE traffic - Boneprone gave me crabs - Someone told me "Go Fuck Yourself" - now I'm porn magnate. - What ? You can actually make money selling porn ? - Can I use your gallery template ? - Buy your crabs from Boneprone [This message has been edited by DarkJedi (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 02:50 AM	#76
TheWatcher Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico Posts: 563	The Porn Evolution =o)

07-29-2001, 02:59 AM	#77
Andy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A nice little folder on some C drive inside a huge server ;) Posts: 460	- will work for food - proffesional ass kisser - pain in the ass - got hacked by myslef - I am not making any money

07-29-2001, 03:11 AM	#78
Royaltee_Gee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 973	Lens heres a classic.. you have to use this one: " I Suck dick for coke! " hehe : - )

07-29-2001, 03:15 AM	#79
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	I'm afraid to check my stats

07-29-2001, 03:22 AM	#80
Phiber Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 137	Who said you couldn't combine business and pleasure? Is this where I get free porn? Who the fuck gave me the crabs? All nice girls? goes to heaven, the others go to GFY. [This message has been edited by Phiber (edited 07-29-2001).]

07-29-2001, 03:28 AM	#81
Caroline Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 8 mile Posts: 405	1- Netpond confuses me 2- Serge who? 3- XPics owes me money 4- 12Clicks caught me 5- Bandwidth whore 6- I Love Gay Porn 7- I Get My Content From The USENET 8- Fueled by porn 9- Luke Ford Informant [This message has been edited by Caroline (edited 07-29-2001).]