What you will find in the avg chics purse - GoFuckYourself.com

EscortBiz · 10-07-2004, 11:33 PM

Say you go to a club and collect 500 purses

You will find yourself with

150 fake gucci purses

150 Fake louie vuitton

150 Fake Prada Purses

50 no name purses all real

Now in the bags total you will fing

$50,000 Worth of makeup

$100,000 worth of outstanding cell phone bills

$250,000 worth of credit card bills

1000 love letters

5000 NSF checks

Add some more

Goonx · 10-07-2004, 11:34 PM

10 nosy little fingers?

brizzad · 10-07-2004, 11:35 PM

5000 emergency pads/tampons
9500 birth control pills
75 cell phones

Magg · 10-07-2004, 11:37 PM

my number

EscortBiz · 10-07-2004, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
my number

on a stalker police report they filed

punker barbie · 10-07-2004, 11:40 PM

hahaha u boys are such the funny bunnies!!!

AaronM · 10-07-2004, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Say you go to a club and collect 500 purses

You will find yourself.....

....Sharing the same jail cell as Magg for breaking his restraining order.

quiet · 10-07-2004, 11:41 PM

hmm, what about guy's wallets?

AaronM · 10-07-2004, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
hmm, what about guy's wallets?

What's in YOUR wallet?

http://capitalone.com

The Bootyologist · 10-07-2004, 11:43 PM

hahah that's about right

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-07-2004, 11:52 PM

What club has 500 chicks in it?

An what night is that?

Holly · 10-08-2004, 12:03 AM

Okay, I actually opened mine up.

Wallet
check book
cell phone
3 lipsticks
blistex
white hair clip
2 pony tail holders
car keys
ibuprofen
sunglasses
nail polish
receipt for cell bill I paid yesterday
hair appointment card
bank envelope
perfume
Auburn game schedule card with calendar on back
12 pack of condoms
spermicide
diaphragm

I lied about the last three.

beemk · 10-08-2004, 12:08 AM

a fake number i gave them

quiet · 10-08-2004, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
What's in YOUR wallet?

http://capitalone.com

hmm, let me take a look...

- shitload of business cards in a separate section
- 1200 bucks
- shitload of various cards: mastercard, aeroplan, Porsche roadside assistance, drivers license, fairmont platinum card, starwood gold card, airmiles, bank card
- bank statement

quiet · 10-08-2004, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
I lied about the last three. :winkwink:

suuuure ya did :)

nofx · 10-08-2004, 12:24 AM

drugs

Holly · 10-08-2004, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
suuuure ya did

You ain't carrying nothing in yours. At least one of us has to be prepared. ;-}

AaronM · 10-08-2004, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
hmm, let me take a look...

- shitload of business cards in a separate section
- 1200 bucks
- shitload of various cards: mastercard, aeroplan, Porsche roadside assistance, drivers license, fairmont platinum card, starwood gold card, airmiles, bank card
- bank statement

This could be fun.....

Drivers license
2 debit cards
10 of my own business cards
Unpaid electic bill (shit.....Remind me to thank you for helping me find that)
13 receipts and or ATM slips
Lawyers business card
Strippers phone number
Calling card
Membership card to 24 hour fitness (yeah right...Just kidding)
World Beer Tour card from Old Chicago
United Mileage Plus card
The One Club card from Vegas
Hard Rock Cafe All Access card

No cash...I never carry cash in my wallet.

10-07-2004, 11:33 PM	#1
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Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Okay, I actually opened mine up. Wallet check book cell phone 3 lipsticks blistex white hair clip 2 pony tail holders car keys ibuprofen sunglasses nail polish receipt for cell bill I paid yesterday hair appointment card bank envelope perfume Auburn game schedule card with calendar on back 12 pack of condoms spermicide diaphragm I lied about the last three. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

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