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detoxed · 10-06-2004, 06:51 PM

Whenever I see a Hummer H2... there is always a woman driver.... seems like its a bitch car.

Gynecologist · 10-06-2004, 08:20 PM

Not a bitch car, just an overpriced GM product. H2s are not real Hummers because GM makes them.

BRISK · 10-06-2004, 08:23 PM

It's not a chick car, it's a penis extension for insecure men

detoxed · 10-06-2004, 08:24 PM

Damn I will just get a Tahoe

Basic_man · 10-06-2004, 08:24 PM

Never saw a girl driving a hummer here!

sweetcuties · 10-06-2004, 08:26 PM

Never liked them... always been a fan of the H1. The only thing is the H1 isn't practical

detoxed · 10-06-2004, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
Never liked them... always been a fan of the H1. The only thing is the H1 isn't practical

Parking would be a bitch

Huggles · 10-06-2004, 08:27 PM

Don't they get like, 10 mpg or something?

detoxed · 10-06-2004, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by Huggles
Don't they get like, 10 mpg or something?

Yes

Steen2 · 10-06-2004, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
It's not a chick car, it's a penis extension for insecure men

*loves it*

Kard63 · 10-06-2004, 08:42 PM

I borrow my friends regularly, lol. Here in hickville it gets more ass than a lambo would

dready · 10-06-2004, 08:50 PM

It's true... SUVs are pretty much chick cars around here.

dready · 10-06-2004, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by Huggles
Don't they get like, 10 mpg or something?

On a good day maybe, lol.... good thing Bush is in Iraq to keep prices low! Chicks wouldn't be able to afford to drive their H2s.

Holly · 10-06-2004, 09:00 PM

Oh god, they're everywhere here. There are 3 people on my street that have one so I have to look at those ugly ass things coming in and out all day. And one of them is this glow in the dark, canary yellow.

Two of the three belong to women with kids. It's mainly moms with 3+ kids, that drive them here. They're slowly replacing SUVs.

One of my neighbors that got one a month or so ago, has five kids and drove one of those gigantic Ford Excursions (I think- the one that's the size of a cruise ship). She comes tooling up in a brand new black Hummer and I'm thinking "She must be having her Ford worked on because where would she put all those kids in that thing?" Then I went over to see it the next day and the damn thing has third row seating.

Sunny Leone · 10-06-2004, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Whenever I see a Hummer H2... there is always a woman driver.... seems like its a bitch car.

Its just what their husband got them for being an ass one day!!! HAHAHA! Sometimes us girls want to fit into the boy world(penis envy) and have a big powerful machine under us!!!

Sunny

Kard63 · 10-06-2004, 09:04 PM

They are really the most confortable thing I've ever ridden in. But yea 10 mpg is about right. Maybe 8 if you drive like a bat outta hell.

Marcus Aurelius · 10-06-2004, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by Kard63
I borrow my friends regularly, lol. Here in hickville it gets more ass than a lambo would

Cyberage dave....that sounds like the pepsi challenge to me.

Kard63 · 10-06-2004, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
Cyberage dave....that sounds like the pepsi challenge to me.

LMAO. Yea bring the Lambo to hickville. People wouldnt recognize it

NinjaSteve · 10-06-2004, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
It's not a chick car, it's a penis extension for insecure men

I own two of them because I have such a small penis.

detoxed · 10-06-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by NinjaSteve
I own two of them because I have such a small penis.

weird

dunefield · 10-06-2004, 09:24 PM

i don't understand americans and huge ass cars...

sickkittens · 10-06-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Damn I will just get a Tahoe

H2 = Tahoe

sickkittens · 10-06-2004, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
H2 = Tahoe

Or are the H2's the same chasis as the 2500 Suburban's now? I forget what they changed about the H2's.

Kard63 · 10-06-2004, 09:43 PM

Almost entirely tahoe

cali_22 · 10-06-2004, 09:49 PM

So true , drove by one today a chick in it driving.

Doctor Dre · 10-06-2004, 09:51 PM

Money hungry bitches wanna show off too u know ...

JC-OCCash · 10-06-2004, 10:40 PM

I have always hated the H2 until I drove one. I've got a Navigator and was shocked to find out how much nicer the H2 drove. Still dont know if I'd buy one, but was pretty impressed by the ride and performance.

Kard63 · 10-06-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Sunny Leone
Sometimes us girls want to fit into the boy world(penis envy) and have a big powerful machine under us!!!

Sunny

My equipment is yours should you ever have the urge

Manowar · 10-06-2004, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Damn I will just get a Tahoe

4Pics · 10-06-2004, 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Whenever I see a Hummer H2... there is always a woman driver.... seems like its a bitch car.

is that why you drive one?

xxxoutsourcing · 10-06-2004, 11:43 PM

Lace · 10-06-2004, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by Kard63
I borrow my friends regularly, lol. Here in hickville it gets more ass than a lambo would

doubt that

Lace · 10-06-2004, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by dunefield
i don't understand americans and huge ass cars...

Rich · 10-06-2004, 11:50 PM

They're for stupid chicks and guys with absolutely no cock. Unless you're in Iraq you don't need a fucking Hummer.

WWC · 10-06-2004, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by Huggles
Don't they get like, 10 mpg or something?

yup, 9.8 to be exact!

jade_dragon · 10-07-2004, 02:45 AM

SUV's are what dad's and husbands put their wives and daughters in so when they get in a wreck they have a better chance of surviving than your family members in an economy or sports car

Most of the work our body shop does is from women SUV drivers hitting cars.

And I have yet to see a male driving an H2 here.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-07-2004, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
I borrow my friends regularly, lol. Here in hickville it gets more ass than a lambo would

It's funny that with the Hummer, everyone looks inside to see who is driving, with the Lambo, everyone checks out the car.

yes, it gets about 8 mpg.

J$tyle$ · 10-07-2004, 03:06 AM

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Originally posted by jade_dragon
SUV's are what dad's and husbands put their wives and daughters in so when they get in a wreck they have a better chance of surviving than your family members in an economy or sports car

Well put.

I bought my lady a GMC Yukon when she was 7 months pregnant. It was her Mother's Day present.

less than a week later we got the 22's put on - I was driving home from our daughter's school and we got into an accident with a woman that ran a red light.

That was the day I realized I don't want my family in some bullshit little car EVER!!!

MrJackMeHoff · 10-07-2004, 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
Not a bitch car, just an overpriced GM product. H2s are not real Hummers because GM makes them.

Gm made them all.

jade_dragon · 10-07-2004, 03:50 AM

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Originally posted by J$tyle$
Well put.

I bought my lady a GMC Yukon when she was 7 months pregnant. It was her Mother's Day present.

less than a week later we got the 22's put on - I was driving home from our daughter's school and we got into an accident with a woman that ran a red light.

That was the day I realized I don't want my family in some bullshit little car EVER!!!

The only problem with this is that the walls on SUV's and the sheet metal used on them is getting thinner as the vehicles get larger and larger. An old Jimmy will rip a whole in a Yukon or Excursion.

I am glad your family survived the crash though.

dready · 10-07-2004, 07:06 AM

It's true.. women buy them for a sense of security, but in reality they are some of the most unsafe vehicles on the road. Especially due to their higher centre of gravity. Choose a safe car based on crash tests, stability, etc... not on what you FEEL is safe.

Unsafe, uncool, and butt fucking the planet all at the same time. NICE!

FaberX · 10-07-2004, 09:54 AM

http://www.fuh2.com/

dready · 10-07-2004, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by FaberX
http://www.fuh2.com/

That's fucking great!

FaberX · 10-07-2004, 10:54 AM

Untitled by Vanilla Bean

Your wallet?s fat, your car is rank
Fuck you and your H2!
Each burst of speed costs half a tank
Fuck you and your H2!
At each stop sign and traffic light
Regardless if it?s day or night
They?ll mutter ?asshole? and they?re right
Fuck you and your H2!

You can?t drive mud, you can?t clear rocks
Fuck you and your H2!
With Chevy Tahoe frame and shocks
Fuck you and your H2!
What illness do you suffer from?
Are your aesthetic senses numb?
How does it feel to be so dumb?
Fuck you and your H2!

If I gave you what you deserve
Fuck you and your H2!
I?d cut you off and make you swerve
Fuck you and your H2!
I?d follow you across the land
I?d top your gas tank off with sand
And flip the bird with my free hand
Fuck you and your H2!

It?s true you are the Tax-break winner
Fuck you and your H2!
You spent it on ?roo-bars and Spinners
Fuck you and your H2!
Full fifty-grand you can omit,
But what remains to show for it?
A four-point-three-ton pile of shit.
Fuck you and your H2!

Despite my venomous complaint
Fuck you and your H2!
I?ve got an atom of restraint
Fuck you and your H2!
I hope this point you haven?t missed
Your car selection makes me pissed
In spite of that I can resist
Fuck you and your H2!

For 3 or more: the carpool lane
Fuck you and your H2!
But what if you have half a brain?
Fuck you and your H2!
You solo drive each day to work
That?s why your friends all joke and smirk
Come Humm on THIS, you fucking jerk!
Fuck you and your H2!

http://www.fuh2.com/

TonyL · 10-07-2004, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by sickkittens
H2 = Tahoe

I have a H2 and a Tahoe if you think they are similiar your are simply trying to making yourself feel better about your ........

True GM owns AMC/H1/H2 now. However they have a seperate factory these things come out of. They aren't sitting on an assembly line next to Chevy's

Far as it's Tahoe. I know that it has a similiar chassie it sits on however drive a Tahoe and an H2. The H2 would rip a Tahoe new one off the line. I drive both on a daily basis. No one would mistake the two.

But trust me my H2 draws more looks than any car I have driven and I have driven a lot of nice cars.

I dont' care if the H2 is a Pinto in disguise. You can't find this kind personal publicity in any other car.

Moose · 10-07-2004, 11:23 AM

My hummer gets about 12 MPG.

And for the rest of the ignorance here...It is far from a Tahoe.
While I will not get into specifics, The Hummer is one of the only ready to go offroad vehicles anywhere that needs no mods to get you anywhere you want to go.

H2's 122.8-inch wheelbase is almost seven inches longer than a Chevy Tahoe's, while its overall 189.8-inch body length is nine inches shorter than the Tahoe's. On-road, the long wheelbase helps smooth out the ride; off-road, it helps prevent pitching in rough terrain. This is just a fraction of the difference, not including traction controls,E-Lockers etc...

My Hummer sees just as much offroad in the Anza Borrego Desert as it does onroad here in San Diego. No Tahoe is going anywhere near the places we go.

If you want to compare anything, the Escalade is a Tahoe.

cashman · 10-07-2004, 11:25 AM

You are right, at least 60% driving the H2s are chicks.

TaDoW · 10-07-2004, 11:36 AM

H2 = Chevy Suburban

The H2 uses the suburban chassis, suspension, etc. etc. etc. ... I think even the same fuckin engine, it's just got a different shell. Anyone who buys the H2 is overpaying by $20,000

BRISK · 10-07-2004, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by TonyL
But trust me my H2 draws more looks than any car I have driven and I have driven a lot of nice cars.

I dont' care if the H2 is a Pinto in disguise. You can't find this kind personal publicity in any other car.

Is that why you drive it?

Moose · 10-07-2004, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by TaDoW
H2 = Chevy Suburban

The H2 uses the suburban chassis, suspension, etc. etc. etc. ... I think even the same fuckin engine, it's just got a different shell. Anyone who buys the H2 is overpaying by $20,000

Do you own one?
or did you hear this from a buddy whos buddy has one?

ITs actually a modified VW bug frame.

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	Hummer H2 seems like a girl car Whenever I see a Hummer H2... there is always a woman driver.... seems like its a bitch car.

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Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Oh god, they're everywhere here. There are 3 people on my street that have one so I have to look at those ugly ass things coming in and out all day. And one of them is this glow in the dark, canary yellow. Two of the three belong to women with kids. It's mainly moms with 3+ kids, that drive them here. They're slowly replacing SUVs. One of my neighbors that got one a month or so ago, has five kids and drove one of those gigantic Ford Excursions (I think- the one that's the size of a cruise ship). She comes tooling up in a brand new black Hummer and I'm thinking "She must be having her Ford worked on because where would she put all those kids in that thing?" Then I went over to see it the next day and the damn thing has third row seating. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

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JC-OCCash Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 2,756	I have always hated the H2 until I drove one. I've got a Navigator and was shocked to find out how much nicer the H2 drove. Still dont know if I'd buy one, but was pretty impressed by the ride and performance.

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Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	They're for stupid chicks and guys with absolutely no cock. Unless you're in Iraq you don't need a fucking Hummer.

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dready Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 5,247	It's true.. women buy them for a sense of security, but in reality they are some of the most unsafe vehicles on the road. Especially due to their higher centre of gravity. Choose a safe car based on crash tests, stability, etc... not on what you FEEL is safe. Unsafe, uncool, and butt fucking the planet all at the same time. NICE! __________________ ICQ: 91139591

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FaberX Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Miami Beach Posts: 181	Untitled by Vanilla Bean Your wallet?s fat, your car is rank Fuck you and your H2! Each burst of speed costs half a tank Fuck you and your H2! At each stop sign and traffic light Regardless if it?s day or night They?ll mutter ?asshole? and they?re right Fuck you and your H2! You can?t drive mud, you can?t clear rocks Fuck you and your H2! With Chevy Tahoe frame and shocks Fuck you and your H2! What illness do you suffer from? Are your aesthetic senses numb? How does it feel to be so dumb? Fuck you and your H2! If I gave you what you deserve Fuck you and your H2! I?d cut you off and make you swerve Fuck you and your H2! I?d follow you across the land I?d top your gas tank off with sand And flip the bird with my free hand Fuck you and your H2! It?s true you are the Tax-break winner Fuck you and your H2! You spent it on ?roo-bars and Spinners Fuck you and your H2! Full fifty-grand you can omit, But what remains to show for it? A four-point-three-ton pile of shit. Fuck you and your H2! Despite my venomous complaint Fuck you and your H2! I?ve got an atom of restraint Fuck you and your H2! I hope this point you haven?t missed Your car selection makes me pissed In spite of that I can resist Fuck you and your H2! For 3 or more: the carpool lane Fuck you and your H2! But what if you have half a brain? Fuck you and your H2! You solo drive each day to work That?s why your friends all joke and smirk Come Humm on THIS, you fucking jerk! Fuck you and your H2! http://www.fuh2.com/

10-07-2004, 11:23 AM	#46
Moose Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Here Posts: 1,548	My hummer gets about 12 MPG. And for the rest of the ignorance here...It is far from a Tahoe. While I will not get into specifics, The Hummer is one of the only ready to go offroad vehicles anywhere that needs no mods to get you anywhere you want to go. H2's 122.8-inch wheelbase is almost seven inches longer than a Chevy Tahoe's, while its overall 189.8-inch body length is nine inches shorter than the Tahoe's. On-road, the long wheelbase helps smooth out the ride; off-road, it helps prevent pitching in rough terrain. This is just a fraction of the difference, not including traction controls,E-Lockers etc... My Hummer sees just as much offroad in the Anza Borrego Desert as it does onroad here in San Diego. No Tahoe is going anywhere near the places we go. If you want to compare anything, the Escalade is a Tahoe.

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TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	H2 = Chevy Suburban The H2 uses the suburban chassis, suspension, etc. etc. etc. ... I think even the same fuckin engine, it's just got a different shell. Anyone who buys the H2 is overpaying by $20,000 __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!