I don't have any REAL painful shit happen to me.

Here's a few smaller ones

1)
Had my wisdoms teeth pulled, on one tooth the anaesthetic didn't work, and they tried it many times. Apparently there was some kinda infection or something.. well, I said they could pull the tooth out anyways. Not smart.

2)
I was playing with my dog barefoot, I kicked a ball and at the same time my doggy pounced the ball. He missed the ball and I ended kicking him in the mouth almost as hard as I could. He was ok, a bit confused.. I broke a toe. I mean, almost broke it off, one toe was hanging by the skin pretty much.. it's ok now.. I'm just missing a joint

3)
I was mountainbiking at age 15 or so, A branch went thru my front wheel and I flew over the bar. I was about to hit my face to a sharp rock, so I had to put my hand infront, tryin to break the fall. My hand landed on a freshly broken small tree, and the 'stick' went thru my hand. It was painful too.

Oh, damn I forgot about this one.

When I was about 8 years old, I was goofing around with my kid brother playing basketball or something.

His head shot up and hit my jaw and I big right through the middle of my tongue.

I remember that hurting like a bugger too. And the blood, oh the blood.

labor! 8 pound baby - no epidural.